Hi Cold Steel,
"They take literal prophecies and turn them into figurative ones;"
A fair amount of weight is given to Rev 1:1 that mentions it was presented in "signs".
"Revelation 11, for example, John is told to measure the third temple with a rod. . .that the Jews or Jerusalem has any part of the latter days."
Jehovah's Witnesses developed a frustration in regards to literal Jews, since early attempts to bring them the "good news" did not succeed. Thus, nearly all Biblical references to Jews, especially in the NT have become part of a "replacement theology" where literal Jews are replaced by figurative ones. The literal destruction of the temple in 587 BCE was big event in the minds of OT writers. Not too surprisingly the repeat of this in 70 CE would be a big item in the mind of Jews and Christian of the NT era. What did it portend? Would it be restored in some form in the future? These thoughts show up in Revelation 11 which echos Ezekiel 40.
"And all the pioneers are the fulfillment of those two prophets. It's all complete fantasy."
Of course it is -- but what else would you expect? Jehovah's Wtinesses are going to interpret Revelation in terms of happenings to their organization, despite how insignificant the organization is in reality.
"If the members of the WTBTS knew what crap this red book is, they'd be embarrassed."
In my experience most Witnesses are not deeply interested in this material. They are sort of awed by how "deep" it is and feel a warmth about how significant all these happenings were in the past. How brave those little band of Witnesses who were slaughtered and left in the broad way (Rev 11:8) but where then brought back to life by the spirit of God.
"The copy I have actually has notes in it, as though the reader was taking it seriously."
This book have been covered several times during the congregation bookstudy. Members are expected to pre-study the material before the 1 hour lesson in the group. The range of pre-study can be from none at all to fairly complete. But there is no need to say "as though" it is very likely the person who wrote those notes did in fact take it seriously.
"If people would just read the Bible and spend less time reading the publications, it might dawn on them that they're being bamboozled."
Those invited to the Bible School of Gilead (training for Witness missionaries) are encouraged to read the Bible through before arriving. There are a number of youtube videos by an Ex-Gilead graduate who talks about this exact effect. What it was like to read the Bible apart of "studying" it with the publications. Yes, indeed, an entirely different message can come through.
"David Koresch [Vernon Howell] did the same thing. He'd take one of the great kingdoms symbolized..."
Vernon's background was Seventh Day Adventist, which in some ways has similar origins and beliefs as the Witnesses.
Cheers,
-Randy