Even with a beard, Salma Hayek is gorgeous. It takes more than hair (unibrow in Frida or beard in Cirque du Freak) to cover that kind of beauty.
The beard thing has been a source of contention for many male JWs for years. The GB are old, closed-minded, cantankerous, and self-appointed prophets. The more people argue against them, the deeper they dig in their heels. Beards haven't been an issue for 20 years, in American society, yet because of some WT article from 1968, the average JW believes anyone with a beard will be perceived as a hippie. The anti-beard thing has become as part of JW life as 1914, the Governing Body, and listening to Kingdom Melodies whenever other JWs are in your car. It and many other JW beliefs are simply "understood" as part of the indoctrination process.
Many JW teachings can't be explained or demonstrated from Scripture, so some vague reference is made to a totally unrelated Bible verse as proof, then a WT article is shoved at you, as if anyone should give a pile of dingo's kidneys what the WT says. The same is done on the subject of oral sex with a spouse. 20 paragraphs are written about the evils of this "disgusting" activity (to incite a blind emotional response) and some scriptures about homosexuality and brothels are invoked. I'm not sure if my wife is supposed to be my gay lover or a hooker. But I digress... The articles are written in a way that sound like they're merely pointing out some pertinent Bible teachings, but the ultimate choice is yours. This is JW code, so they can't be openly accused of manipulating people. They know how the congregation elders are going to interpret the 'instruction' in those articles.
The militant attitude of the elders is probably part of their training and definitely part of their pact with the Society. I believe the agreement is unspoken, while eluded to, that elders exist to make sure the WTBTS is unquestioningly obeyed. They're the gestapo to the regime. Their position as congregation overlords is contingent on hard-line party adherence. These losers in cheap suits have nothing else going on in their lives and their fragile egos lust for some sort of recognition. Just like Nazis and Al Qaeda look for illiterate, poor, ignorant people with a chip on their shoulders to recruit; the quality of JW elders has gone completely down the toilet.
So, we have statements like "he broke his pipe and lighter along with his crucifix, destroyed his pornographic films, and shaved off his beard" (w5/1/1995), which just expect you to believe smoking, idolatry, pornography, and beards are all equivalent. The expectation is for the reader to connect the dots in his/her own head, so as to absolve the Society from any obvious wrongdoing. This is how the doctrines keep slithering out of any trouble in the courts; as it takes years of indoctrination and subtle nudges for a JW to form this mentality. It's nothing overt or sudden that can be demonstrated in a courtroom within reasonable time constrains. This is why it takes a year or years to baptize a new recruit: Brainwashing someone who isn't chained up in a cell is hard! It's a lot easier to do on your kids, whom you have from the time they're born. Interestingly, they use the account of Philip and the Ethiopian to establish "you can't understand the Bible without us", but the Ethiopian was baptized immediately, not after months or years of indoctrination.