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  Argy Bargy over Footie Loss!

  by ISP in

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  argy's are a bit sore over the loss!

  they can't complain.

  they have had their fair share of luck in the past.

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  Just watched the replay on ITV...

  Still 1-0

  :-))
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  El que no salta es Inglés!

  by Englishman in

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  in just under 2 hours, argentina and england will square up to one another in what promises to be the most interesting match in the world cup so far.. argentina are predicted to win.

  we'll see.. however, the aggravation between the 2 countries has been beautifully condensed in this article in today's times:.

  the rematch: simeone v beckham reflects 100 years of history.. by ian cobain in sapporo.

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  Angharad,

  Would a text message to Simons mobile be helpful:-))

  Ken
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  England vs Argentina

  by ballistic in

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  .. is in 1 hour.. now lets see, i'm going to be watching it at work and getting paid for it, but the problem is there's no beer.. what would you say?

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  KenUK

  In a pub, just back, lots of beer....

  Way To Go!!!

  Hic...
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  More "Soccer"..

  by KenUK in

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  chelsea 1 manchester united 8 .

  united's march towards the premiership title continued today after a .

  stunning display at stamford bridge.

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  CHELSEA 1 MANCHESTER UNITED 8

  United's march towards the Premiership title continued today after a
  stunning display at Stamford Bridge. The Super-Reds went ahead just before the kick-off when Ryan Giggs' through-ball sent the linesman away down the right flank. His cross was handled on the half-way line by John Terry, and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer stepped up to slot the ball home for his 65th penalty of the season, after hitting one of the five United substitutes who were holding Carlo Cudicini down in the Chelsea goalmouth. It was no more than Uniteddeserved.

  The 15th minute saw the Super Reds go two up after Frank Lampard was
  penalised for coughing just outside the area. Juan Veron's free kick hit the back of Desailly's boot and the ball bounced up and landed in thereferee's hands. A quick throw into the top corner of the Chelsea net and it was 2 - 0. It was no more than United deserved.

  The 21st minute saw more trouble for Chelsea when Mario Melchiot was
  sent-off for enquiring about the referee's United shirt. However, two minutes before the interval Chelsea struck back after an amazing piece of good fortune. The linesman could only parry Eidur Gudjohnsen's shot and Hasselbaink thumped home the rebound. After 10 minutes trying to find a reason to disallow it, the referee grudgingly admitted it had to stand. Hard done by Man United could scarcely believe their bad luck and Alex Ferguson threw down his programme and wouldn't talk to anyone for ten minutes. Fortunately, things settled down again once the referee agreed to award United a consolation goal. So 3-1 at half time and no more than United deserved.

  Just after the restart, unsportsmanlike Sam Dalla Bonna was dismissed for making ridiculous claims for a penalty after Nicky Butt had severed Gianfranco Zola's head. The referee missed the incident due to the red scarf flowing in his eyes but replays showed that Butt's use of the chainsaw was clearly unintentional. Ten minutes later Ferguson took off Juan Veron and replaced him with five other players. Wonderful, Wonderful Man United's fourth came shortly after. Emanuelle Petit was caught offside in his own penalty area and Dennis Irwin's free-kick bobbled home after hitting the
  underside of the floodlights. The referee claimed the final touch. It was no more than United deserved.

  Super-marvel-wonder-Reds' kept the pressure on until the bitter end. In the ninety-eighth minute Albert Ferrer conceded a free kick just outside his own area for blatantly glancing at the referee. Ryan Giggs stepped up and proceeded to curl the ball just wide of the post. Goal no. 5 and no more than United deserved.

  United slotted goal number 6 from the penalty spot after Mario Stanic went down with a broken leg. Fortunately Ruud Van Nistelroy was nearby when it happened and he was able to bring the incident to the referee's attention. Unfazed by Stanic's cynical tactics, protruding bone and spraying blood, the referee sent him off for diving and awarded Fabien Bartez the penalty. Bartez smacked the ball over the crossbar but the referee decided that it should count because, based on past records, United rarely missed.

  When the final whistle went, Chelsea traipsed off with their heads low, having been taught a lesson in the finer arts of football by what is by far the greatest team the world has ever seen. As the losers hit the showers, a superb flowing movement by United culminated with a fine diving header by Ruud Van Nistelrooy and it was 7-1. However the referee decided it was such a good goal, it should count double. 8-1 then - and no more than United
  deserved.
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  Ready for next month...

  by KenUK in

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  her side of the story: .

  he was in an odd mood saturday night.

  we planned to meet at a pub for a drink.

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  It normally reads "Newcastle lost....."

  Have a feeling this could read "Man City lost......" next season:-))
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  Ready for next month...

  by KenUK in

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  her side of the story: .

  he was in an odd mood saturday night.

  we planned to meet at a pub for a drink.

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  HER SIDE OF THE STORY:

  He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought
  it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk a bit more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.
  
  So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything, this is really worrying me. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV, and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say it's all over between us. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, he responded to my advances and we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't
  know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster.

  HIS SIDE OF THE STORY:
  
  England lost. Got a shag though.
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  UK & IRELAND MAP

  by ballistic in

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  i had an idea that i could build a uk map of everyones location which would show you instantly who is in your area from jwd.. (it might be an idea to do a seperate us one aswell but i'll wait and see if this one takes off first, or if anyone from the us wants to volunteer to do that one).

  (and australia but you are all in the same backyard anyway - literally!!!).

  anyway, all you have to do is post or email me your username and town and i will draw you on the map above which will change gradually to include everyone!.

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  Chatteris - not sure you can find this on a UK map!

  About middway between Peterborough and Cambridge...
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  Big Brother - UK Style

  by KenUK in

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  well here we go in the uk - big brother for the next 64 days.... but here i was watching "have i got news for you", the slaughtering of the presenter for being caught with his pants down etc in the wonderful sunday tabloid "news of the world" last weekend, when the 'phone rings.... my ex-wife, (conversation once a year etc etc), on the telephone, saying look at big brother , its spencer... and yes as i turned over... it was spencer... bear with me guys:-).

  now i can see spencer knocking on doors and giving talks not many moons ago, prior to and after my d/f... yup, big brother's got (to the best of my knowledge) its first ex jw.... interesting watching (and i enjoy big brother as much as eastenders and corrie...) guess i'll watch now:-).

  (spencer, eldest of 3 jw children (surname witheld by me), parents still in the "truth", and regular drinking partners of myself and ex a few years back whilst in the same cong and still only a few miles away..)

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  Well here we go in the UK - Big Brother for the next 64 days...

  But here I was watching "Have I got news for you", the slaughtering of the presenter for being caught with his pants down etc in the wonderful Sunday tabloid "News of the World" last weekend, when the 'phone rings...

  My ex-wife, (conversation once a year etc etc), on the telephone, saying look at Big Brother , its Spencer... and yes as I turned over... it was Spencer..

  Bear with me guys:-)

  Now I can see Spencer knocking on doors and giving talks not many moons ago, prior to and after my d/f... yup, Big Brother's got (to the best of my knowledge) its first ex jw...

  Interesting watching (and I enjoy Big Brother as much as Eastenders and Corrie...) guess I'll watch now:-)

  (Spencer, eldest of 3 jw children (surname witheld by me), parents still in the "truth", and regular drinking partners of myself and ex a few years back whilst in the same cong and still only a few miles away..)
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  Were you a virgin on your wedding night?

  by montag in

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  if you were a good little 'raised in the truth' jw then the answer should be 'yes'.. so let's here from you.. [stands up] my name is montag and i was a 22 year old virgin on my wedding night.. .

  -m-

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  Hey Sunscapes...

  Was that before, during or after the baptism....:-)
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  any lengths for a JW girl?

  by edster in

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  i've been seeing this shy girl for about 6 months and we've fallen completely head over heels for each but the thing is she's a jw.

  her father is bitterly opposed to our relationship and when i tried to ask his permission for his daughter's hand in marriage, he said no, not until i get a 14 incher.

  i was devastated cos i loved her so much and she was the only woman that really understood me.

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  KenUK

  ed... you talking hight again...