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ranmac
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More rancid meat lovingly provided by the F&DS
by serenitynow! inin the 2/15/2012 koolaid there is an article about finding happiness in a divided household.
i found this to be particularly offensive: .
"when facing a challenge, it is important to seek scriptural counsel from publications of the faithful and discreet slave class and from the elders.
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Why are so many JWs and exJWs unaware of the New World Order and the World Goverment?
by Infowarrior inwhy are so many jehovahs witnesses and escpecially ex-jws so unaware and ignorant of the new world order and the world goverment?
and is the watchtower a part of the new world order and the world goverment under the united nations and the vatican?
my rrsearch says this is the case.
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ranmac
I brought this up once.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/205302/1/Armagedon-New-World-Order
It gets very little interest on this forum. I find it strange that alot people who have escaped religous deception are completely shut off to,at least, the probability of it.
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Why do we have to 'prove' anything to God. (This point made at assembly today)
by PaintedToeNail inthe point was made at the assembly today, that we have to 'prove' our love for jehovah to him.
as i sat there, bored, this thought struck me as odd.
since jehovah is supposed to be able to read 'hearts', why do we as humans, have to prove anything to him, since he already knows us down to our kidneys and would know if we loved him or not.
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ranmac
Mr.Monroe, TO-fu*king-CHE'!
Im gonna try that reasoning!
I also particularly enjoyed the part where the C.O. talked about how Jesus called out the pharisees on their misleading the people with their opinions and traditions and how our worship should be free from the opinions of men.
Did you hear that?
Our worship should be free from the opinions of men!
Iron Knee!
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Why do we have to 'prove' anything to God. (This point made at assembly today)
by PaintedToeNail inthe point was made at the assembly today, that we have to 'prove' our love for jehovah to him.
as i sat there, bored, this thought struck me as odd.
since jehovah is supposed to be able to read 'hearts', why do we as humans, have to prove anything to him, since he already knows us down to our kidneys and would know if we loved him or not.
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ranmac
I went today too. Agonizing. Every part was about sanctifying jeehovaws 'name'. Is god really that insecure? Is he really that petty?
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What was the name of the WT's special printing machine?
by Paralipomenon ini remember on my visit to the bethel, one of the stops was this machine that allowed rapid production of layout in different languages.
they were very proud of it, i guess it was invented by a poor volunteer there and it was enough of a breakthrough that they claimed that international companies were looking to buy or license the technology for millions.. the guide was very proud to say that they were keeping the technology and not sharing.
tee hee hee, take that satan!.
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ranmac
Agonus, thats hiliarious. Reminds me of Coneheads.
Wasnt that special assembly day a while ago focused around a new amazing printing press the society acquired? Only a few congregations were invited for some reason. My wife dragged me out and the assembly hall was packed so we were all crammed in the lunch room listening on the speakers to the video about how this new printing technology was truly guided by jehovah. Ive spent better saturdays hungover, lying next to the shitter.
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What was the name of the WT's special printing machine?
by Paralipomenon ini remember on my visit to the bethel, one of the stops was this machine that allowed rapid production of layout in different languages.
they were very proud of it, i guess it was invented by a poor volunteer there and it was enough of a breakthrough that they claimed that international companies were looking to buy or license the technology for millions.. the guide was very proud to say that they were keeping the technology and not sharing.
tee hee hee, take that satan!.
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ranmac
Tree Waster 3000?
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Me at the Circuit Assembly Today
by ranmac inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsmabta4sxi&feature=related.
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ranmac
No Im in Canada. Im sure their's was mind blowing as well tho.
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Me at the Circuit Assembly Today
by ranmac inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsmabta4sxi&feature=related.
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Did your parents HATE the TV show Father Knows Best?
by 3rdgen inboy, mine did.
leave it to beaver, donna reid, ossie and harriet made them squirm.
any show that depicted kind fathers, happy nurturing mothers, and normal kids getting to do normal kid things made them cranky and me sad.
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ranmac
Assembly demonstrations and dramas with a family setting always reminded me of a 50's sitcoms. Even as a child they made my stomach gnarl.
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ranmac
Circular reasoning rules!!!