Posts by TimeBandit

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Americans! What is up with your Iced Tea?

by palmtree67 in

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this is the second time i've ordered an iced tea and gotten cold......well, tea.. am i supposed to add my own sugar?.

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TimeBandit

NewChapter wrote:


"It depends on where you are. I hate ordering tea down south, and getting it sweetened. I don't sweeten my tea, but in the south you have to be very specific. Up here, it usually comes without sugar, and you add it yourself---you know, like normal people. " People from the south are the ones that are normal. The yankees (northerners) are out of their minds...I went to Wisconsin once and ordered a bowl of grits in a restaurant and they had no idea what I was talking about.. Chris-

"It depends on where you are. I hate ordering tea down south, and getting it sweetened. I don't sweeten my tea, but in the south you have to be very specific. Up here, it usually comes without sugar, and you add it yourself---you know, like normal people. "
People from the south are the ones that are normal. The yankees (northerners) are out of their minds...I went to Wisconsin once and ordered a bowl of grits in a restaurant and they had no idea what I was talking about..
Chris-

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Door Signs to Prevent Certain Knocks

by Patty Cake in

i have not put either of these on my apartment door, yet (amazingly, no jw's knocks here), but thought i'd share these signs i made.

sorry they're fussy, didn't want to upload huge images.. .

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Songs that are atmospheric

by FlyingHighNow in

this is a song thread that will take a little thought.

i'd like for you to share songs that sound atmospheric and conjure up feelings of night air or a smokey room, the energy of the ocean's roar or capture the joy of a party or celebration.

the songs can be transportive and take you other places by their sound and the visuals they evoke from the stories they tell.. my first one is from tim mcgraw.

TimeBandit

Truly majestic...Total eargasm-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1WaQmxrXdw

and...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p2g2WuGXwE

Chris-

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Be Honest---Describe your most prevalent feeling as a witness in ONE WORD!

by MsGrowingGirl20 in

lets's go!!.

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suffocating.

IS GOD REAL? HOW DO YOU KNOW?

by still thinking in

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this is an honest question on my part.

someone on this board asked me 'how do you know' a while ago and i really struggled with it.

in fact, it was a turning point for me.

TimeBandit

Timebandit ....gosh man, thats a lot of anger at something you don't think is real.....
I don't really carry a lot of anger around. I guess I have passionate feelings about God if there is one. No devine purpose should include the unspeakable things done by/commanded to do by 'God'. Usually the only time I even think about it is when I see treads about it on forums. I don't mind if people think I'm mistaken concerning my views about 'God'. It's a free country (maybe not). What I beleive makes me happy and that's all that matters.
Chris-

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IS GOD REAL? HOW DO YOU KNOW?

by still thinking in

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friends

this is an honest question on my part.

someone on this board asked me 'how do you know' a while ago and i really struggled with it.

in fact, it was a turning point for me.

You know what? I wanted to beleive in God after leaving the bOrG. I wanted to be a spiritual person. Well, I got to thinking about all the nasty killing he did in the Old Testament. After that I didn't want anything to do with Him any more. C'mon, would you worship Adolf Hitler, Jeffry Dahmer or the Boston strangler?

Well, that's what God is like, those people. I sort of felt since He's the High and Mighty Supreme End All Be All of the Universe He ought to be able to come up with a better way of dealing with His enemies in the 'promised land' than having the Isrealite's slaughter them. Or kidnapping the virgins left over after the mayhem, raping them and forcing them to marry thier rapists.

I know that sounds harsh. It should. The 'God" of the Hebrew scriptures is a jealouse narccesistic murdering Borderline Personality Disorder son of a bitch...

So, that's why I feel that either there IS NO god. Or is he there, but just really twisted and on vacation right now? I can't decide between the two scenarios. Maybe Jehovah's parents discovered he was f_cking around with his powers without adult supervision and sent him to his room. What if He's grounded? No lunch money? Nothing?

He needs anti psychotic meds and some bi-polar disorder meds, or maybe go back to the ganja like when he designed the Duck Bill Platypussies. Didn't he create the 'shrooms and the Hemp plants? To hell with Him.

Chris-

Chris-

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Just say anything...

by TimeBandit in

i agree with a fellow who said "bigfoot is blurry.

that's why in all the pictures you see of him you can't make him out.

there's nothing scarier than the thought of a huge, out of focus monster running around in the woods!

TimeBandit

I was thinking that it would be kinda' awesome if they made breast implants out of Tempur-Pedic material. I think the stoned husbands/boyfriends would be fascinated for hours...

Chris-

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Just say anything...

by TimeBandit in

i agree with a fellow who said "bigfoot is blurry.

that's why in all the pictures you see of him you can't make him out.

there's nothing scarier than the thought of a huge, out of focus monster running around in the woods!

TimeBandit

That's totally awesome Mr. Flipper! I actually beleive they exist. But it's fun to goof around about it too.

Chris-

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Just say anything...

by TimeBandit in

i agree with a fellow who said "bigfoot is blurry.

that's why in all the pictures you see of him you can't make him out.

there's nothing scarier than the thought of a huge, out of focus monster running around in the woods!

TimeBandit

I agree with a fellow who said "Bigfoot IS blurry. That's why in all the pictures you see of him you can't make him out."

There's nothing scarier than the thought of a huge, out of focus monster running around in the woods! Anyway, I think if they do exist, they are a lot smarter than they get credit for. They seem to have a social structure that's similar to other apes. Day and night, they may have 'sentinels' that roam the perimeters of their family to warn of danger. They communicate vocally, and can signal their presence from miles away with hoops, hollers, screams and yells. They knock big sticks on trees to tell their buddies where they are, or to warn them. It's likely they are omnivores. Eating meat whenever they get ahold of a deer or elk. Eating fruit, nuts, vegetation and grubworms may keep him going when they can't get any deer. In their younger days when they were little they could swing in the trees and have so much fun! But sadly, as the little Sasquatches grew up and got so freakin' big and tall, they could no longer do that anymore and will often reminisce about when they were little swingers.

Chris-

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Songs that are atmospheric

by FlyingHighNow in

this is a song thread that will take a little thought.

i'd like for you to share songs that sound atmospheric and conjure up feelings of night air or a smokey room, the energy of the ocean's roar or capture the joy of a party or celebration.

the songs can be transportive and take you other places by their sound and the visuals they evoke from the stories they tell.. my first one is from tim mcgraw.

TimeBandit

Here's one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOibtqWo6z4