...and if you are a JW mole looking to incriminate someone from your local congregation we're on to you, so don't even fucking bother...
Chris-
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Just joined JWN? This guide will help you. Welcome...
by usualusername inafter 200 posts there are still one or two things i am unclear on.. .
cd we post succinct tips such as:.
posting guidelines.
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Long lost brother...
by TimeBandit inmy younger brother quit the family pretty much when he was 16. that's when he left all the jw crap behind.
boy, i wish i had turned and left with him!
over the years i've seen him on and off.
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My younger brother quit the family pretty much when he was 16. That's when he left all the jw crap behind. Boy, I wish I had turned and left with him! Over the years I've seen him on and off. There have been stretches where I haven't seen or heard from him for years at a time. The last time I saw him face to face was in 1999.
So about a year ago he sought me out on facebook and we connected again. Previously he had told me one of the last times I talked to him on the phone that I'd have to be happy re-living my memories of him because I'd probably never hear from him again. That made me sad. I was still a jw at the time.
Now, after finding out that I have left the jws, he has become my best friend. We are very close now, and that makes me happy.I used to be cut to the quick about my parents disowning me and all, but I have gained a lot of family since leaving the jws. Family that previously I never liked, or even really knew. Now me and that family have grown very close, celebrating Birthdays, Christmas, and LIFE together. I have lost a lot leaving the jws, but I've gained so much more...
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Watchtower Covers We'd Like To See...
by TimeBandit inthis thread is a repository for anyone to submit a watchtower parody they've created.
feel free to add your take on the watchtower.
i'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with.
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I totally forgot to credit Chris Fugue for the thread idea. He's a real photoshop guru and has a thread with the same title on another forum. I figured we could get some fresh ideas for wt covers in a different forum. I truly meant to credit him in the first post, but It slipped my mind. Just thought I'd mention that.
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How Does Your Family/ Friends Treat You Now That You Are Not A True Believer?
by minimus inhow do you feel about the treatment?.
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@FlyingHighNow : Yep, and I bet the quality of her life and all the fibers of her being would get a zero star rating too.
@flipper : Thanks my friend. I'm sorry your son is getting a raw deal concerning his JW mother. Ya know what, flipper jr has an awesome dad. I've seen pictures of you and your son out camping and it looks like you two get along pretty great. I wish I had a dad like you buddy.
So many of us have it really tough because of shunning. I wish I could give all of you a big bear hug and drink beer together.
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How Does Your Family/ Friends Treat You Now That You Are Not A True Believer?
by minimus inhow do you feel about the treatment?.
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My parents told me I'm dead. as a matter of fact, my psycho mother even said I am dead in an online profile of hers. I stumbled across it one day. Here's a look at how she feels about/treats me...Straight from her online profile :
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One Lord - One Savior : Get Used To It
by Perry injehovah in the old testament and jesus in the new testament are one and the same.. .
3. jehovah is salvation.
5. jehovah wants only himself to be worshipped.
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It seems to me I don't need Jesus for anything. He's nothing but a daddy's boy. His pop sacrificed him for all of three days? What's that in Jehovah time, like three seconds? My lord and savior is in a baggie in my stash box....
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"Hey Isaac, it's time to show you that new shaving technique I've discovered! After this, You'll never need to shave again..."
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Questions From Thinkers
by Perry inhow do you explain david's graphic portrayal of jesus' death by crucifixion (psalm 22) 1000 years before christ lived?.
how do you account for the odds (1 in 10 to the 157th power) that even just 48 (of 300) old testament prophecies were fulfilled in jesus christ?.
in what sense was jesus a "good man" if he was lying in his claim to be god?.
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Is it wrong to ask: If the Isrealites wandered the desert for 40 years waiting to enter the promised land then why has there been no relics or other evidence been found? After combing the desrt where they were said (bible) to have wandered there are no artifacts. Seems like a crowd that big would have left behind something....
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2011 Yearbook= BEARDS are still for non-Witnesses ONLY!!!! Beard Fear?
by Witness 007 in1960's the watchtower pictures showed jesus clean shaven and with short hair {watch 1954 p.511 "why do watchtower books now show jesus with short hair and no beard?
....because he is shown that way in representations that are older than the traditional effeminate looking pictures..."}.
yearbook 2011 p.57 "a bearded man named eric showed up at a congregation in the united states {oh god a bearded man!!!
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I'll shave my beard as soon as Jesus does....
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G-spot discovered
by Vidqun ina doctor claims he has dissected the g-spot, proving that it exists.
this is an area of female anatomy that has always fascinated me.
being a student of anatomy (really), i made a study of it.. first of all, i'll relate an interesting anecdote in connection with a medical article, dealing with the subject.
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wha happened? asked : what happened to spots A-F?
The A spot has been discovered already wha happened?...It's just south of the vagina. Actually the A spot is a very versitile organ. a person could get equal ammounts of releif and pleasure coming and going from the A spot I bet...
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