U2K:
You are neither cool, nor funny. I suggest you ponder the way you've wasted your past 20 years and consider how you might better spend the next 20.
If you seriously think that you have a good standing before a just and righteous God, displaying the attitude that you've demonstrated on this site, then you may have another thing coming. I only hope, for your sake, that He's merciful to you because you may have an eternity to ponder it.
As for you "saying things for a purpose", I only wish you would turn that energy into listening to what others have to say. You might actually learn something. Instead you continue to make yourself look an idiot, regardless of how much intellect you are hiding away behind that manic persona (don't disappoint me by shattering that illusion, too!).