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  Another JW suicide

  by Mulan in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i have just learned that there was another jw suicide in western washington (south king county) last weekend.

  the man was a young adult, in good standing, married and doing well financially.

  i can't reveal more, and this one didn't hit the news either.

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  That is terrible...my heart goes out to his family

  I'm sure the JW's will say...that happens in all religions *rolls eyes

  Lizard
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  THE NECKLACE..............

  by Handsome in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  she wore the necklace with the sapphire colored stone, .

  in the forest she danced, free and alone, .

  her beautiful laughter was like a song, .

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  and now...

  she is...

  a...

  dedicated...

  baptized...

  Jehovah's Witness...

  working at Bethel

  Lizard
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  Got Given A Witness Today.

  by Englishman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there i was, enjoying a lovely warm morning in sunny winscombe in deepest somerset whilst working on a clients roof, when out of the corner of my eye i espied 3 ladies sauntering up the road at a leisurely 0.5mph.

  aha, i thought, that looks like the pioneer crawl, there's dubs on the horizon!

  i had my car parked in the customers driveway, so i thought to myself "why not take a break now, sit in the car and munch my blt, and see if they approach?".

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  I can see it now...the big announcement following a long boring talk at the next summer convention....

  yes...that man who called himself the Englishman...

  he poked fun at the JWs out in field service and tried to humilate them and confuse them

  but Jah is much bigger than him... isnt he brothers and sisters?

  yes...

  that man...the one who ridiculed those pioneer sisters...

  is now...

  a...

  dedicated...

  baptized...

  CO in Jah's earthly organization...

  otherwise known as...

  Jehovah's Christian Witnesses

  *and the crowd goes wild

  Lizard
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  JW Prince not so popular now

  by JWinSF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  saw this in today's san francisco "the examiner" under the 2nd page "scoop" by bill picture:.

  prince's fall.

  prince is so b-list that the management at his favorite club won't even hold his favorite booth for him anymore.

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  I have wondered if Prince just isnt making a mockery of Michael Jackson because of his former involvement with the JW's

  Lizard
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  Mrs Warburton...

  by refiners fire in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  im working in an electrical store , a one man operation, and everything goes thru a computer system called "myob", all purchases and sales.

  anyway, i wouldnt have a clue how to operate this myob program except for selling company registered parts.

  some salesman from the parent company told me to obtain a rubber seal for a vegetable steamer the other day, it was for a little old lady called "mrs warburton".

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  Good for you Refiners :)

  Lizard
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  JW Prince not so popular now

  by JWinSF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  saw this in today's san francisco "the examiner" under the 2nd page "scoop" by bill picture:.

  prince's fall.

  prince is so b-list that the management at his favorite club won't even hold his favorite booth for him anymore.

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  I'll never be able to get that scene out of my mind where Prince was rubbin' down on Apollonia.

  That stumbled me so bad that I wound up leaving the Jehovah's Witnesses organization.

  I blame Prince for that...even though he wasnt a witness at the time.

  Lizard
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  Men: What's your favorite cologne?

  by ozziepost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i don't see why we should allow such blatant discrimination on the board as to allow a thread "for women" only, asking their favorite men's cologne.

  so guys and blokes, so that we can participate, how's about declaring before these ladies your favorite cologne/after shave?

  mine's tuscany.

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  You've got good taste Zev

  Lizard
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  A NEW METHOD OF PREACHING!

  by Mary in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  everyone remember a few years ago with the gb decided that the rank and file witness just wasn't bugging the hell out of enough people because no one was ever home saturday morning?

  they came up with the brainstorming idea to approach people in parking lots!!!

  (ya, that goes over reeeeeeeal well)......as if going to the person's home to tell them about their imminent death wasn't bad enough, now ya gotta tell them when they're out shopping!

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  ...for the more brave at heart...

  Just stand at the urinal and wait for some dude to come up to the one beside you...wait for him to get done peeing...

  ...if the dude shakes it more than 3 times...start up a conversation about the Watchtower's views on how masturbation can lead to homosexuality.

  Please dont try this unless you can handle yourself in a altercation.

  Lizard

  Edited by - LizardSnot on 27 June 2002 22:14:38
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  Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!

  by WildTurkey in

  1. social
  2. humour

  take the first annual, choose-a-urinal challenge!

  men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)... women are on their own.

  but, there is a code of the rest room that must be followed.

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  WildTurkey,

  I went to the Poison concert on Tuesday....let me tell you...I grabbed whatever urinal opened up and I was thankful...

  I guess I dont get out much...there were an awful lot of chics coming in and using the stalls.

  Man did that get loud...imagine 40 guys yelling ...."Show us your tits" at the top of their lungs...in a crowded bathroom.

  Lizard
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  Speeding Ticket

  by Simon in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a driver is pulled over by a police man.

  man: is there a problem officer?

  officer: sir, you were speeding.

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  LMAO!!!!

  Good one Simon

  Lizard