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  Put the meaning of Sparlock at www.urbandictionary.com

  by Iamallcool in

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  i do not think i am too good with words, anyone here wants to do it?

  if you do, i would like to see your entry.

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  Knowsnothing

  Here's mine:

  Word: Sparlock

  Definition: The trash bin character from a new Jehovah's Witness DVD, whose only crime is being a plastic warrior wizard toy. Enduring the wrath of what some would call an anal, obsessive, controlling 'MILF', Sparlock manages to escape the dark recesses of the trash bin, if only in the hearts and minds of many ex-Jehovah's Witnesses.
  
  See also, 'mentally diseased apostates', 'Watchtower screw ups', 'Sparlockus', 'cult action figure', 'makes Jehovah sad', and 'Satan's most powerful tool'.

  Example : Ex-JW: Hey, did you see the new Watchtower DVD? Sparlock rules!
  
  Jehovah's Witness: Unless I confirm this at the District Assembly, I am under the assumption this is a Satanic, Foderati, Illuminati, Masonic, Satanic, World-Wide, Universal-Wide mentally diseased apostate conspiracy. Good day, sir.
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  I want togo back to the detention center

  by johnson123 in

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  on various artists is that senleng the eyes, his heart chills, immediately departed with regret, even the scene, then did not put down a. shufen see various swiss replica watches artists to help his back wherever he goes, and feel better a lot, said: "dick, i did not expect you so much, he ran to the back road various artists looking at all to leave: "this person is not so simple, even may be able to a moment of anger, he will certainly also find our troubles.

  " of shufen worries swiss watch road: "how to do, his home is a big family in landi servant federal powers big.

  "various artists road:" do not worry, this time i do not have even, do not care about him the next not so cheap.

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  Knowsnothing

  Sparlock approves of this spam.

  Need proof? Look no further:

  his heart chills, immediately departed with regret, even the scene,

  "Dick, I did not expect you so much, he ran to the back Road Various Artists looking at all to leave: "This person is not so simple, even may be able to a moment of anger, he will certainly also find our troubles."

  "his eyes emitting the light of the bloodthirsty, against the enemyhe has always pursued are no survivors. However, he is not a rash of people, the untouchables, he will not be next

  Various Artists also come up with two elite-level ice spells jewelry handed Shufen Road

  This guy should write Sparlock's epic struggle for survival, along with his magic spell inventory. Good stuff johnson123, report to my desk on Friday.
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  Proof magic is bullpoop.

  by Knowsnothing in

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  http://www.rationalistinternational.net/article/2008/20080310/en_1.html.

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  so much for 'magic'..

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  Knowsnothing

  http://www.rationalistinternational.net/article/2008/20080310/en_1.html

  So much for 'magic'.
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  My demon experience

  by SweetBabyCheezits in

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  one recent afternoon, me and a buddy were taking a trek around a nearby neighborhood and made our way past a delapidated house that had all the familiar symptoms of being haunted.

  he suggested we check it out so, of course, we did.

  it looked like it had been abandoned probably 30-40 years earlier but the previous owners had left behind a small coffee table.

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  Knowsnothing

  For the sake of argument, just because something seldom occurs, and therefore is difficult to nearly impossible to falsify, does not make it true. I agree, however, on holding off on labeling the event. The thing is, you have to be open to be proved wrong, on both sides.
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  Sociological Parallels Exhibited among Primitive Tribesmen: String Theorists?

  by kepler in

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  physicist lee smolins 2006 book the trouble with physics is ostensibly about physics; in particular, the quagmire that string theory has turned into: a leviathan that has the majority of the worlds advanced theoretical physicists engaged in pursuit of a theory or system of theories that is yet to be validated by experiment.

  it also encounters difficulties predicting much of anything, including the very basic features of the universe we live in.. .

  i had heard of the book and had seen reviews before i picked it up at discount bookstore.

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  Knowsnothing

  Kepler, no matter how much we 'advance', we will still always have the same basic needs. Self-validation is a powerful drug.

  It's a good thing diversity ensures that society, as a whole, will never box itself in completely.
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  After seeing Sparlock movie

  by Gorbatchov in

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  today i had some time to see the sparlock movie.. first at all i want to thank my jw parents for giving me a free youth within the jw belief.

  i was gifted with a great fantasy.

  i played daily characters like tank general (on my bike), secret service employee (behind the couch), the family wizard (with tricks) and soldier... my parents knew it, and loved it.. this dvd is not representative of all jw family's!.

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  It is my hopes that parents will continue to neglect these videos for what they are, crap. As long as there continue to be liberal JWs within the Org, the Society will always have a thorn to deal with.
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  Richard Dawkins is Agnostic?!

  by cedars in

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  i've just happened upon the following website article featuring an interview between richard dawkins and dr rowan williams, the archbishop of canterbury.

  i was surprised to discover that, when asked directly "why don't you call yourself an agnostic?

  " he answered that he did.. here is the article:.

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  Knowsnothing

  Dawkins certainly repudiates the Christian God, no? He may, at best, lean towards a deistic position?
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  I believe Sparlock Hath Cast a Voodoo-like Illness Upon Me

  by LostGeneration in

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  yes i have failed to post a single comment on a sparlock thread to this point, thus incurring the wrath of the demonic, magical wizard.

  my symptoms include:.

  102.7 fever.

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  Knowsnothing

  LostGeneration, explosive diarrhea is a blessing upon you. You fail to recognize the many blessings Sparlock has imparted.
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  OK, I am too old and missing it - but what is this SPARLOCK phenomenon?

  by james_woods in

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  at first, i thought it was some legitimate cartoon character (disney or such) that the society was putting down as "demonized".. then, i started getting the idea that perhaps (unbelievably) the society had made him up as a negative "teaching device" to warn jw kids about "worldly demonism".... can this possibly be true?.

  surely not even the wtbts could be that stupid!!!.

  can somebody explain this to me, please???

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  Knowsnothing

  wha happened, he's really a transformer, so no worries.
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  Sparlock Links And Artwork

  by DT in

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  we already have at least fifteen threads about sparlock the warrior wizard at last count.

  it's getting difficult to keep track of his exploits.

  i thought it might help if we can consolidate the links and artwork about him in this thread.

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  Knowsnothing

  Interested One, the Exile had me lmao.