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  Why are ugly people bad?

  by confusedjw in

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  when i was a pre-teen i became aware of how someone?s looks at birth made such an impact on their lives.

  first by the fact that all the bad guys in movies were ugly and the good guys were handsome.

  i would wonder why ugly people were bad or was it that bad people became ugly?

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  Mac

  Mac, turn that lil smurf around and we'll tell you if he's boooootiful.

  *Spins quickly while sliding burger behind him.......

  I'm too fast for you, doo, doo ,doo...

  mac
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  Why are ugly people bad?

  by confusedjw in

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  when i was a pre-teen i became aware of how someone?s looks at birth made such an impact on their lives.

  first by the fact that all the bad guys in movies were ugly and the good guys were handsome.

  i would wonder why ugly people were bad or was it that bad people became ugly?

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  Please don't hate me cuz I'm booootiful!

  mac
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  Yall Remember Them Tummy-Gummers?

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  where yall can find the rest of "them poems" along with "them lost poems"....... .

  http://users2.ev1.net/~smyth/linernotes/thesongs/thempoems.htm.

  them tummy gummers.

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  Yeppers...

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  Yall Remember Them Tummy-Gummers?

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  where yall can find the rest of "them poems" along with "them lost poems"....... .

  http://users2.ev1.net/~smyth/linernotes/thesongs/thempoems.htm.

  them tummy gummers.

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  Shel had some cool songs too!!!!!!!

  Wrote a few done by Dr. Hook as I recall?

  mac, found those tummy gummers strangely disturbing class

  *but not as disturbing as if it would have been a Tummy Gumby, the bastard
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  For all of the optimists out there:

  by StinkyPantz in

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  all, plus many more can be found at: http://www.despair.com/indem.html.

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  LOL, Britches,

  Those were great...Thank you!

  mac
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  Brain surgeon or easy bake oven chef?

  by seven006 in

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  which one are you more qualified to be?.

  mnimus is out of town on business, i'm just filling in for him while i wait for my jeans to finish drying in the dryer.

  while i type this (jeanless), my butt cheeks seem to keep sticking to my black leather office chair.

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  Reduce the wattage of the bulb in yer easy bake when posting naked...cuz there will be less damage done should you, in a state of extreme excitement over the fluffiness of yer baked goods, happen to accidently flop inside the cooking chamber during inspection...

  that is all..........

  mac, suzy homemaker class
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  U.S. death toll in Iraq at 1,000

  by Simon in

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  what a sad 'milestone' ... and for what?.

  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5911852/

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  Christ, I'm tired...been a long night...I'm not ignorant of Greek history...was not intentionally inferring that we were the originators of democratic process...just pointing out that we left when you sucked and sucked mightily!.

  We borrowed that which works...and is still working!!! And if you want to point out some point of abuse.....procede...explain to me where the dictatorial process is the one beneficial to the populace?

  mac
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  U.S. death toll in Iraq at 1,000

  by Simon in

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  what a sad 'milestone' ... and for what?.

  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5911852/

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  There are people who die for the greater good. They do that willingly to make the world a better place. I doubt highly that they would appreciate your diminishment of their sacrifice or the conviction which they held when laying down that most precious and ultimate of gifts..their very lives!!

  You like to call them boys or girls or children when they die so as to wring out emotion as if it were a substitute for logic and realism......they were/are men and women..adults..patriots!!!!!! They believe! They did not die in vain!

  You can bitch and dis all you want...but, I'll tell you this... and I doubt you'll contest it.....if given the choice, Simon...would you go back to your rulership by kings and queens... yer beloved monarchy......or would you opt for the freedom born of democratic process that you borrowed from those pissant colonists that had a greater vision?

  Jealousy is such a wasted emotion....and it's one that we , as the world power, will have to endure. In time of war and thereafter, please show me a place, a country, a time when we have gone into and pillaged...taken the resources of a country for selfish gain??????? You all so love to paint that portrait at us. Who gives more money and resource than any other nation on the face of this earth than the United States? And who suffers more derisive accusation?

  Freedom and democracy are man's right....we will further it at all cost because it is right! If you prefer the domination, and abuse of women..the indescriminate killing of men , women, and children....the withholding of their right to speak and believe as they wish and are entitled to...go for it my friend! I, for one, will never condone such apathy....and though I lament the loss of those so willing to sacrifice so nobley and inspirationally to fuel the flame ignited by that spark called freedom and self respect... I will not dishonor them by alluding that they died in vain!!

  mac, pissed cuz I hate when someone sucks me into a political thread!!
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  How Well Educated Are You?

  by minimus in

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  12 years of schooling (and never stayed back, either) for me.....and you?

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  I'm a Rhodes Scholar...I got my education on the streets!

  mac
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  Is All of the Universe Everywhere

  by Satanus in

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  or, is it reflected in everything?

  while waiting for my laundry at the mat, i noticed the reflections in the glasses in all the machine doors.

  looking at different ones, i could see different areas of the place reflected.

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  I've heard that god is everywhere...even in yer pocket!!

  I,ve erected a shrine for lint... just to be on the safe side!!

  mac,