When Homer's toy rocket accidentally crashes into the Church in Springfield, it blows up and burns right down to the ground. Marge then says to Homer "This is absolutely the worst thing you've ever done!" and Homer then says "You say that so much it's lost all meaning!"
Posts by Matty
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22What is your favorite Simpsons moment?
by gilwarrior ini would have to say my favorite moment is when bart goes to the comic book store and has this conversation with comic book guy:.
(bart lays $8 on the table).
bart: "can i have this comic book here?".
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I just had an extremely embarrassing moment!
by gilwarrior inok, here is what happened.
i had someone from this site (who i won't name) who sent me two e-mails.
this person told me that they read the post where i mentioned that i have had a rough time since i got to las vegas.
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Matty
Anywayz gilwarria. Me final word iz dat I ope yous get quillions of riding the punanni from delish young beeaitches and no more young bruvers goin afta yous.
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I just had an extremely embarrassing moment!
by gilwarrior inok, here is what happened.
i had someone from this site (who i won't name) who sent me two e-mails.
this person told me that they read the post where i mentioned that i have had a rough time since i got to las vegas.
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Matty
Me iz not fa real sure main man. I ratha fink sum ov ar bruvas and sistas in udda cuntreez could chek it ard to know wot we is sayin to each udda.
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I just had an extremely embarrassing moment!
by gilwarrior inok, here is what happened.
i had someone from this site (who i won't name) who sent me two e-mails.
this person told me that they read the post where i mentioned that i have had a rough time since i got to las vegas.
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Matty
I know wot ya mean ballistic! Gilwarrior automacitally finks dat just coz dis geeza is bein friendly and matey and stuff to im and as mistakun im fa a bitch, da bredrenship should end or somethin.
Geezers can be pals wiv udda geezers I fink, and dey don't ave to be batty and do all dat mingin stuff wiv dem or anythin like dat.
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Helplessly Addicted Ebay Barbie
by DevonMcBride inhttp://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/post.asp?id=83&method=post&site=3
this is long but well worth reading.
devon
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Matty
I've been trying to figure out what you actually wanted us to link to and found this, which I thought was quite funny anyway!
Tired of all the stupidass Barbies Mattel's coming out with lately? I mean, they actually have a Florida Vacation Barbie, and all it is is a Barbie in a pink bathing suit. Big f*cking deal!!! Here is a list of some more...realistic Barbies. (Warning: Not meant for anyone who actually likes playing with Barbie dolls, unless playing means burning them on spitfires, or tying them to ceiling fans and watching them spin to their death.
Crackwhore Barbie Barbie's lost her job as a "teacher". Now it's time to shake her moneymaker on the streets of Manhattan! Has real New York accent!
Lesbian Feminist Barbie Not all Barbies end up dating Ken. Some Barbies know all too well what a worthless jerkoff he really is, and end up playing for another team. Has real flannel lumberjack jacket, for the ultimate butch, manly lesbian look!
PMS Barbie Barbie's just like any other female: periods, cramps, annoying friends, and boyfriend to irritate the shit out of her. Push button to hear real PMS-like swearing and cramps. Comes with gallon of rocky road ice cream, Woman's magazine, free Barbie tampon, and Barbie pad!
Welfare Barbie Barbie's been thrown into poverty! Since she no longer is a doctor or teacher or any of that other crap she does, she just sits her ass at home with 8 gangly little pieces of shit (kids), and a jobless, scotch-drinking piece of shit (husband). Completes the ultimate welfare look with old, dirty "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt and Barbie food stamps!
Wife Beater Ken Looks like Ken's been watching too many Kid Rock videos! Comes with real yellowed T-shirt and quart of rum! Rapping midget not included. One Night Stand Ken Ken's a stupid jerk-off like most men, of course. Push button for real working excuses, such as, "I know I said I'd leave my wife for you, but I wasn't in the right mindset at the time." and "Last night was an accident."
Busted Condom Ken Ken should've known better than to buy that open pack of Pokemon condoms from the homeless crack addict on the street! Push button for real excuses such as "Are you sure it's mine?" and "Now, there's no reason to take this to court."
Jerry Springer Barbie We all have some problems, and Barbie had just enough to get on Jerry's magical show of lesbians, queers, drag queens, and strippers. Push button to hear bleeping noises from Jerry's show! Comes with loose teeth, hoochie outfit change, and stick-on black boxes. Insecure
Teen Skippe r Skipper's at that time in her teens where looks are everything. Mention that she looks like she weighs more than 90 pounds and make her run to the bathroom to throw up her lunch! Push button to watch over and over again, for hours of bulimia fun!
Tank-Ass Barbie You didn't expect Barbie to stay so damn skinny forever, did you? Watch Barbie balloon to an amazing 530 pounds and be bed ridden, watching her stories. Comes with harness for easy moving.
Jealous Girlfriend Barbie Don't come home 1 hour late with this bitch for a girlfriend. Comes with free Barbie knife and sweing kit, for easy reattachment.
I've Missed My Period Skipper Skipper's been spending way too much time in the bathroom throwing up, and it's not to keep trim. Have hours of fun trying to look in the Barbie phone book for Ken's last name.
Hemorrhoid Ken Ken knew that gay experience would get him in the "end". Watch in amazement as he cringes in pain! Comes with free Preparation H and bicycle.
Nymphomaniac Stacy Little Stacy's growing up, becoming a woman, exploring the Deep South,...etc. Comes with free cucumber.
First Timer Stacy Stacy's all ready for her big night! Comes with free Barbie comdom and new set of Barbie sheets for afterwards. Fill Stacy with Magic Barbie Solution and let the blood-spurting action begin!
Internet Addicted Barbie Now with all this internet hype, Barbie's been sucked in too. Watch as Barbie's eyes widen by the moment! Comes with free Barbie computer, list of Barbies websites, and baby with loaded diaper!
Gambling Debt Barbie Barbies not as good at craps as she thought, and now she's gonna have to pay up. Push button and listen as Barbie yells out as they repossess her car and sell her baby into slavery!
I'm Too Drunk To Think Stacy Stacy's been gettin' wired on big sister Barbie's gin and tonic! Push button, and watch her magically lose her virginity.
Embarrass Me Ken Push button, and watch Ken get drunk, puke all over his date, shit in his pants, and take a piss on the Maid Of Honor.
Kiss My Ass Mom Stacy Stacy's become a teenager from Hell! Push button, and watch as she blows some guy at random just to spite her mother. Comes with free tongue ring and bag of weed.
Ain't Gonna Get None Ken Ken's at that special age! Put his face in cold water and it will magically break out in acne! Push button to hear him say some worn-out pick-up line. Comes with free Penthouse and Barbie hand lotion.
Gothic Ken Ken's been sucked into the whole Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Coal Chamber fetish. Push button to watch him stare at you and say random demonic sayings, despite his inner happiness. Comes with free Barney sing-along tape and Hanson CD.
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Revised "life list"
by asortafairytale inon december 1st, i will finally get to cross one thing off of my big "life list", which will be seeing tori amos live.
yay!.
anyway, as i thought about that, i realized that its time to redo my life list.
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Matty
Cool asortafairytale!!
Well, I'm not there yet, but I've gotta say that I've seen Tori Amos live, and damn brilliant it was.
I worship her like the goddess she is, and needed an excuse to encourage everyone to buy her new album, Scarlet's Walk, out next week!
Thanks!
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Is Bald Beautiful?
by jack2 inafter i got a haircut recently, a look in the mirror revealed a little too much recession of my hairline for comfort.
i saw that 'horseshoe' shape atop my head.
so, while i was away, i got my head buzzed.
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Matty
It seems to be cool to be hairy, and it's also cool to be bald. Whatever it's cool to be, I aint it!
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The Society Encourages Reading 1951-on Bound Volum
by minimus inthe latest nov. km recommends getting the bound volumes from 1951 onward, because they are still useful to us.
if someone suggests that we shouldn't read the older publications because of the "old light", this km sets the matter straight!
my question is "why on earth would the society recommend re-reading these old volumes"?
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Matty
My family have all the old bound volumes going waaaaay back but rarely look at any of them or any of the other old publications because like most people these days we have the CD ROM to prepare talks and study. Like Blondie says, they are just trying to encourage the brothers and sisters to take them off their hands to free up some shelf space at Bethel.
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Should JWS use Pelican crossings?
by badboy in.
a pelican crossing has a pole at 1 end(i believe i may have seen these poles with maypole type ribbons somewhere),there should jws use pelican crossings(of course it also contains the word `cross' and that has pagan connections!).
only goes to show there r pagan connections with everything including rutherford, but that a different story!
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Matty
Whilst using a Pelican Crossing, a person will, at some time, see a green man flashing. It is entirely inapropriate for Jehovah's Witnesses to look at any man flashing, therefore this is another clear reason why a Christian may wish to avoid them.
Click here to see a demo of how to use a Pelican Crossing (1960's tv advert - RealOne required)
Edited by - matty on 24 October 2002 17:29:30
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Should JWS use Pelican crossings?
by badboy in.
a pelican crossing has a pole at 1 end(i believe i may have seen these poles with maypole type ribbons somewhere),there should jws use pelican crossings(of course it also contains the word `cross' and that has pagan connections!).
only goes to show there r pagan connections with everything including rutherford, but that a different story!
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Matty
The little red standing "Dont Walk" man is clearly representative of Satan. I recommend ALL Jehovahs witnesses should ignore him and walk across the road when they see him light up.
