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  Told my JW Story at AA Meeting

  by COMF in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was invited to be a guest speaker at the saturday night aa speaker's meeting.

  this meeting usually has a large crowd and they get somebody with longtime sobriety to come up and tell his story of "what i used to be like, what happened, and what i'm like now" as an example for others.

  i'll have eight years in january, so i guess that makes me fairly longtime.. i told them:.

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  Captain; Congratulations on 8 years and your sharing with others.

  Mike; of the sober for 7 years "dork" class.

  edited for spelling...naturally.....

  Edited by - mike047 on 25 November 2002 6:39:59
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  Hamburger - fluff time

  by larc in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have been very busy translating the dead sea scrolls and finding out how to explain to everyone what is the meaning of life, so i feel a need to take a break from my ponderous works to ask all of you a pregnant question, to wit, what is your favorite dish that is mainly comprised of hamburger, or contains hamburger as a major ingredient?

  i do request that you only provide one, and only one selection.

  (those who disobey this rule will be disfellowshipped and will not get a christmas present from me this year, even if i promised you one.

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  If you make CHILI, don't put no BEANS in it!!!!
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  Offensive NASCAR joke

  by Bendrr in

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  what do dale earnheardt and pink floyd have in common?

  their last big hit was "the wall".

  mike.edited by - bendrr on 23 november 2002 17:50:56.

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  Yes, He could drive.....BUT there is only ONE king of NASCAR.......RICHARD.
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  What kind of car would Jesus drive?

  by Binky in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there's a debate raging over here.

  i gotta go with a volkswagen mini-bus.

  he was a carpenter, right?

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  Model "T" ???
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  Fall Back

  by alfie in

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  so, okay, how many here remembered to set your clocks back this morning, hmmmmm?.

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  I have fallen back .....and can't get up!

  Mike
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  Frank Marino and Mahogany Rush...

  by pomegranate in

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  anyone used to crank them up?

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  WOW, I haven't heard them mentioned for a REAL long time. I don't currently have any of their stuff

  but do remember them and listened to them.

  mike.
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  Apology To Xander

  by hillary_step in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  xander,.

  yesterday i made a not very gracious comment about your intellectual abilities in an exchange that we had.

  i wish to offer my unreserved and public apology for this comment.. kindest regards - hs

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  COMF; THANKS, I needed that!!!!

  MIKE
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  Apology To Xander

  by hillary_step in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  xander,.

  yesterday i made a not very gracious comment about your intellectual abilities in an exchange that we had.

  i wish to offer my unreserved and public apology for this comment.. kindest regards - hs

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  HS, THANKS for the quote. It is "spot" on in reality.

  Kindest REGARDS returned,

  MIKE
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  Apology To Xander

  by hillary_step in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  xander,.

  yesterday i made a not very gracious comment about your intellectual abilities in an exchange that we had.

  i wish to offer my unreserved and public apology for this comment.. kindest regards - hs

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  HS; shall I BEG or will a I'm sorry suffice???

  MIKE
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  Apology To Xander

  by hillary_step in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  xander,.

  yesterday i made a not very gracious comment about your intellectual abilities in an exchange that we had.

  i wish to offer my unreserved and public apology for this comment.. kindest regards - hs

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  HS, Did you skip your meds today???

  MIKE

  edited to try and make smiley work.

  Edited by - mike047 on 18 September 2002 17:33:4

  Edited by - mike047 on 18 September 2002 17:33:47