Lapuce

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  Update on my DAing

  by be wise in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  the elders have received my da letter.

  i was going to post it but they didnt have a mail box so i decided to hand it in personally.

  i headed off to the kh after the meeting had started.

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  Lapuce

  Congrats on your whole new life...

  lapuce
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  What kind of sex are you having?

  by hippikon in

  1. social
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  five kinds of sex .

  1) the first is smurf sex.

  this happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

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  Lapuce

  Not much sex
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  Change of "look" after leaving the organization

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was wondering how many men here let their beard grow, when they decided to quit the organization.

  since having a beard in the jw's is not permitted, it would seem appropriate to let one's beard grow just to show that we don't go by their rules anymore.

  maybe for others it was growing a mustache or maybe shaving their head.. did you change your "look" right after leaving the organization?.

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  Well for me I got pierced and just three days ago got a tattoo, actually I'll post a photo of it sometime soon as it shows a sad angel attached to the word Jehovah in hebrew its very nice. I also had a goatee too, I shaved it off recently and also completely shaved my head.

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  skirts

  by Nic in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  what a load of rubbish.

  what's with the rule that says that ladies have to wear a skirt/dress to all meetings/service etc.?

  jesus wore a dress, does that mean that the men have to as well?

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  Lapuce

  Well true that Jesus wore skirts he also had a beard, how come that wearing a beard is bad then by the watchtower standards??? Jesus did so why can't we since we are following his example???

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  TORONTO Beer Festival

  by RAYZORBLADE in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey folks, just thought i'd let you all in on a little bit of some local toronto happenings here.

  this weekend: august 9, 10, and 11th, is toronto's annual beer festival.

  it's located on the historic fort york site (bathurst & lakeshore blvd.).

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  Lapuce

  Well I hope to have known earlier of this I would have went to toronto for the weekend, as my sister lives there I could have met some of you guys for the first time....

  Lapuce
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  Canadian World Domination

  by RAYZORBLADE in

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  say it isn't so: http://www.standonguard.com.

  i think i may be coming down with beaver fever...

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  Lapuce

  Hey us Canuks are real leaders here are two of my favorites I elect these two the Mackenzie Brothers to represent us:

  And besides we have great beer too...

  Lapuce
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  How to Annoy Your Co-Workers

  by Yizuman in

  1. social
  2. humour

  after every sentence, say "man" in a really bad jamaican accent.

  at the end of a meeting, suggest that for once it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem.

  babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "did you get all that, i don't want to have to repeat it"

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  Lapuce

  I guess that my days at the office will be more fun now that has given me a few ideas to annoye all these people. I really got a kick from those Yiz.

  Cruzanheart, yes already did the pizza thingy call at work it has brought me a few laughs.

  Lapuce
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  Benefits of Sex

  by wednesday in

  1. social
  2. humour

  sex is a beauty treatment.

  scientific tests find that when .

  >>>women .

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  Lapuce

  I definately gotta get a new girlfriend, I have to keep myself in good health.

  Lapuce
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  Ten Things to do at Wal-Mart

  by RR in

  1. social
  2. humour

  ten things to do at wal-mart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time: .

  1. get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

  2. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

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  Lapuce

  I almost pissed in my pants while reading these, I know what to do at Walmart to have fun now, will drive not only the customers but the worker there crazy. By the way what is a code 3 ???

  Lapuce
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  New Release

  by RR in

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  yesterday i was listening to talk radio and someone mebntioned a book, the minute i heard the title, i knew i had to get it for my daughter, well, i used my daughter as an excuse to get the book ... lol

  walter the farting dog

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  Lapuce

  This book would make book studies more fun loll....

  Lapuce