Naeblis

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  What Color Is Your Aura?

  by MrMoe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what color is your aura?

  quiz time!!!

  http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/aura.jsp.

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  Naeblis

  Moe. Don't make me force you turn your Yahoo on. *takes off belt*
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  What Color Is Your Aura?

  by MrMoe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what color is your aura?

  quiz time!!!

  http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/aura.jsp.

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  Naeblis

  Hmm. How creative can ya get?? }:)

  P.S In a past life I was supposedly a politician.
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  What Color Is Your Aura?

  by MrMoe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what color is your aura?

  quiz time!!!

  http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/aura.jsp.

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  Naeblis

  Ohhh DO me next! Do me!!

  }:)
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  What Zodiac sign SHOULD you be?

  by MrMoe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what zodiac sign should you be?.

  http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/astrology_makeover.jsp.

  my results.

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  Naeblis

  I keep getting the laughing skull. Good god not the skull again.. :(
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  What's the one thing you miss about the WTS?

  by Naeblis in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there are times when ilook back fondly on my days in the witnesses, especially when i think on the congregation get togethers we would have every once in awhile (not too often) people from our hall and sometimes others would show up (not too many) and good times were had by all.

  this is how the schedule usually went.. 8pm: arrive at the community centre.

  8:05pm: scope the room.

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  Naeblis

  There are times when Ilook back fondly on my days in the Witnesses, especially when I think on the congregation get togethers we would have every once in awhile (not too often) People from our hall and sometimes others would show up (not too many) and good times were had by all. This is how the schedule usually went.

  8pm: Arrive at the Community Centre

  8:05pm: Scope the room. Look for chicks
  If chicks found, rate said chicks in the Naeblis hotness ratio.
  Start at the hottest chick, work your way down (if a hot chick sees you get blown off by a not so hot chick your whole night is over)

  If no chicks found. Scope room for guys to fight. Rate guys in order of supposed toughness. Pick out toughtest guy. Give him the Naeblis glare.

  8:30: Party is going nowhere. Chicks all hate you. Too many elders to fight properly. Night rapidly spinning out of control.

  8:45: Slip out of the hall while everyone is distracted by the musical chairs. Drink 40 of rye underneath your car.

  9:15: Enter the community hall reeking of rye. Insist on playing musical chairs though the game is long over. Body check 10 year old girl.

  9:30: After short talk with parents where they promise to "discuss this further later" participate in bible games taking place. Answer Moses to every question and laugh uproariously. Pretend to BE moses. As you're walking up to the buffet, part the crowd with a hockey stick, slashing at people's shins.

  10:30: Everyone is singing Kingdom Melodies outside by the bonfire. Loudly inform everyone that the bonfire has pagan connections and refuse to participate. Sob to yourself quietly, every now and again trying to convince people to abandon their apostacy.

  11:00: Make off with the half in the bag Elder's wife.

  11:04: Return satisfied.

  11:20: Go home happy and fulfilled, glad to be a part of such a wonderful group of people.
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  Happy too see you E-man

  by happy man in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was realy worried, think you have some sort of hartatack, when sweden was joking widh you soccerpalyers, you was lycky ,man, it was a realy unfair result, 3-1 for sweden has been more fair.. seen no comment from the english folks here,why????????

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  Naeblis

  Hey, where's the Greek team??
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  WAS DATELINE TRUE???

  by crawdad2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  omg!!!!.......

  what a story!!!!.

  dear gov body, .......was dateline true?

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  Naeblis

  The governing body has never denied the existence of Dateline. This is an apostate lie.
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  what is your favorite movie?

  by airwlk149 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what is everyone's favorite movie?.

  and why?.

  mine is 'never been kissed' with drew barrymore because that was me in high school!!!!

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  Naeblis

  Muppets in Space
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  muslims like osama bin laden

  by yumyum in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  we always hear the muslims such as osama bin laden, prayed for september 11, and always say more destruction will come to america and jews "god willing" but god is not willing, so besides for the devil, why does their prayers come true for them?

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  Naeblis

  You will pay for your insolence. I am praying to God for your destruction as we speak.
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  muslims like osama bin laden

  by yumyum in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  we always hear the muslims such as osama bin laden, prayed for september 11, and always say more destruction will come to america and jews "god willing" but god is not willing, so besides for the devil, why does their prayers come true for them?

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  Naeblis

  The same reason that a football team that prays to God wins once in awhile.