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  Watchtower Study Article: "You Fit Enjoy Your Marriage!"

  by Wild_Thing in

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  so, the watchtower study article, "making christian marriage a success" can best be enjoyed when reading it in the language of nigerian pidgin.

  ) e good make love dey make the two of dem think about how the other person dey feel and wetin e need.

  3:7) e no good make dem force each other but make their body first move dem to do am.

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  WHat the heck?

  Now I know where George Lucas got Jar Jar Binks from. Not Naboo.

  
  
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  New Video Series On Courtship May Open Some Eyes

  by JW_Rogue in

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  2. experiences

  so the wife was watching the latest installment of jw broadcasting and near the end there was a new segment on dating and courtship.

  it starts at about the 39 minute mark:.

  https://youtu.be/vuir-azsdm0?t=38m52s.

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  Its so sad, what kind of jerk is that guy?

  Imagine what kind of a GUY would want to catch an important sport event?
  Really after washing the dishes he should devote himself to prayer.

  And it is hard to imagine what was going through that dear sisters mind.

  Sure she lives in a mansion - sure she seems to have lived her live wanting for nothing - sure her parents probably have multiple cars that match the type of lifestyle their home depicts (Mercedes), but let's get real - what kind of young man is interested in cars and soccer and basketball? I have never met one, have you?

  Surely Jesus didnt watch soccer nor look online for a cool BMW.

  She was right to dump him and wait for someone who is only going to be devoted to an imaginary god.

  Life will be so great for her now!

  It was SOOOO BALANCED for the brother to let us know that we should not expect PERFECTION in a marriage mate. So True!
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  Elder asking for help

  by untruth in

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  2. experiences

  this is my first time posting on here so i’m not sure where to start.

  i’m trying to keep it as short as possible since i could expand much more.

  i’ve been in the process of waking up in the last year and a half.

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  One thing to do is to openly talk about all the BS and what must be the case in all Elder Bodies - horrible dumb decisions - disagreements - and stupidity.

  Also talk about the things the really bother you as an elder - the lack of love - the opposite of what jesus would do with helping people - how you feel like a cop and not a shepherd - how really the is NO training on how to really help people - just to strong arm them.

  Talk about the policies that now shift the Legal Burden on elders and shield the GB - talk about how the Sex Abuse rules are stupid - and the 2 witness rule is crap.

  Talk about how you are frustrated as an elder - and how it should not be this way - and how its TOP DOWN that creates this.

  If nothing else happens - she will understand why you want to "Resign" as an elder in time.

  So seeds of doubt at this level is a better first step than just hitting doctrine.
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  What is the biggest hypocrisy you have seen as a witness?

  by HereIgo in

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  2. experiences

  i have far too many to name, but ill start with obscene music, gambling and cussing like a sailor.

  all the while preaching to "worldly people" about their impending death at armageddon.

  thoughts?.

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  To many to list - and the sex abuse stuff is hard to top.

  But what about this.

  CO's forcing me and my interviews to change their real life stories for Convention parts, to make it fit exactly what he wants to show.
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  Anionted mom says Jehovah may ask her to kill all her family!!

  by Witness 007 in

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  yes my holy anionted mom who has cancer is concerned that the loving god jehovah may ask her in heaven to destroy here non believer family including her 5 year old grandchild during armagedon....how messed up are these crazy people!!?

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  Sounds like what happens when True Believers listen to Tony Morris.
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  More Anti Tight Pants Content

  by konceptual99 in

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  2. friends

  just skimming the latest study wt that has been posted and what did i see...?.

  i wonder what the message is that they want the flock to take from this picture?.

  there is also an article about training younger men to take over responsibilities.

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  It's to late for me my friends:(
  Just seeing that picture turned me Gay:(

  
  Who knew Fabric with 15% lycra in it was really part of the Devil's Toolbox.
  Save your selves!! Refuse to look at tight pants!

  REPENT!
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  More Anti Tight Pants Content

  by konceptual99 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just skimming the latest study wt that has been posted and what did i see...?.

  i wonder what the message is that they want the flock to take from this picture?.

  there is also an article about training younger men to take over responsibilities.

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  WOW those guys on the RIGHT look so Gay - it so strange - just looking at them makes me feel like Gays are just living a different lifestyle - hmm - making me feel its not so bad that maybe the bible is wrong - hmmmm wow I am feeling gay now too.

  Boy the borganization is right! Ban tight pants before we are all gay!
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  Ridiculous ways you kept your "time going" in service?

  by HereIgo in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i used to go out early mornings with 2 pioneer elders, we would drive 20 miles out of the territory (a big no-no) to look for hikers to preach to lol of course there were never any hikers.

  then off to starbucks for another hour lol easy way to count 2-4 hours.

  i am chuckling as i write this, what a joke!.

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  I did research at the Library - looking up names for potential foreign language group to contact.

  This was the COs suggestion. That was pretty easy time for a pioneer.
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  Speaker and Interpreter Ratings

  by wifibandit in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  september 27, 2016 to all bodies of elders re: recommending convention speakers and interpreters.

  september 28, 2016 to all bodies of elders having bethel brothers in their congregation re: convention speaker ratings for bethel brothers.

  s-315-e 9/16 speaker and interpreter ratings.

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  freddo
  "he thinks higher of himself than I do but last years form gave him "A"s"

  This is funny - in my experience - I know many speakers whose greatest achievement was not setting the podium on fire, or taking a crap on the stage - but who thought they were the next Lincoln - and had not idea why they were not giving District talks.

  Even most of the "brothers" that do not vomit on stage are crappy speakers when you compare them to speakers outside the Borganization.
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  Speaker and Interpreter Ratings

  by wifibandit in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  september 27, 2016 to all bodies of elders re: recommending convention speakers and interpreters.

  september 28, 2016 to all bodies of elders having bethel brothers in their congregation re: convention speaker ratings for bethel brothers.

  s-315-e 9/16 speaker and interpreter ratings.

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  "Does he have a reputation for being opinionated and dogmatic? Is he known as one who is harsh in judgment? Does he view his own opinion on matters as the final word?"

  Yes this means more like - you are not going to restate stupid things like - "it didnt rain before the flood" or "the earth is in the perfect position and if it moves 6 inches we will fry or freeze" or that Cobras will eat straw, and mosquitoes will just drink lemonade in paradise".

  It's really code for - does a speaker try to use reality and good judgement when giving talks, which is bad, or does he just read the outline like a good cultist should.