Posts by notjustyet

posted

59
Br. Jackson Illustration: "Run, Idiot, Run!"
by respectful_observer in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i'm not sure if this has already been posted and i just haven't seen it, but here's an email i received recently that gave me a chuckle.... ...................... run, idiot, run.

br.

jackson of the governing body concluding a talk @ la district convention had this neat illustration at the very end of the convention.
notjustyet

It's always that last inch that counts, forget the 99 yards, 2 ft 11 inches that I been giving you, you always want another inch!!
Dude, your "team", "dropped the ball" countless times over the last 130 years and have not noticed that everyone in the stands are pointing their fingers at you and laughing their arses off while your "team" run from sideline to sideline making 0 progress. The only people chearing for you are your very own "Cheerleeders" and their not that H-O-T anymore.
WAKE UP CALL,...
Your on the losing team and will continue that way until you decide to switch sides and get on with the REAL GAME, your life here in this Earth.
NJY
30
NAME THE LEAD ARTICLE IN THE LAST AWAKE! EVER TO BE PRINTED
by steve2 in
1. jw
2. experiences
sugested lead article title:.

f*@k we were wrong!

now is the hour to go to sleep.
notjustyet

"Last one to leave, please turn the light out and Keep Moving and Quiet Please"
NJY
64
What do you replace it with?
by konceptual99 in
1. jw
2. friends
so... i am coming to the conclusion that pretty much all of the doctrinal stuff that i have believed for 25/30 years is built on a house of cards and it's about to come crashing down.

question is what do i replace it with?.

my intellectual head says that that whole thing is junk and there is almost certainly no god at all.
notjustyet

IF you are in a cage in a Zoo, and you learn how to pick the lock and actually make it out of the cage, DO NOT run and lock yourself into the next cage you see, slowly work your way out of the Zoo and then look back from a distance before deciding what is right in thine own eyes.
NJY
Out the cage, slowly walking toward the exit whilst trying not to be noticed by the Zoo attendents.
25
"In other news, Brother _______________ is no longer a...
by OneDayillBeFree in
1. jw
2. experiences
regular pioneer!.

officially announced!

i'm very happy!
notjustyet

"I'm sorry, did you say the WHOLE CONGREGATION?, at what meeting is the WHOLE CONGREGATION in attendance these days?"
NJY
24
Pictures of the Governing Body Members doing Personal Study
by Iamallcool in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.tj-archives.org/2012/06/personal-photos-of-members-of-governing.html.
notjustyet

Things overheard while taking these pics.
"Dangit, where's a high lighter when you need one?"
" I wrote that part,. hehe"
" That was not supposed to be in there, it did not pass the 60% percentile vote, Barbara Anderson would never had allowed this to happen!!'
" WE ARE THE Governing Body, why do we need to do this?!!"
" Please take the freaking picture, I can only hold one in for so long!!"
NJY
24
"I don't really care Dad, I will just go with what they say"!
by AnonJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
that is what my son said to me this morning during a further discussion on yesterdays wt study, and upon learning that the 1978 light is back.. i can only blame myself.
notjustyet

Maybe you could reply,..
"Son, would you say that if you were buying a car or a house? I just don't care dad ( if the car has been totaled before or if the house has termites) I will just go with what they say" Son this hypothetical Car and House are of very little concern when compared to our lives. I know that I have taught you to "not take someones word for it when it comes to things like a car purchase or a house purchase why would this be any different?
NJY
8
Your very own Philly Kingdom Hall for only 500K !
by Balaamsass in
1. social
2. current
neighborhood.

wedaug 82012home of jehovahs witness congregation could be your new homepost on end post on .entry-meta lew lew change here end lew change here last week, a reader tipped us off that this kingdom hall of jehovahs witnesses at 1235-37 federal st. was available for sale.. the building.

as opposed to numerous other religious buildings that have gone on the market recently, this building doesnt have any particularly compelling architectural or historical features that make it crucial that its appearance is maintained.
notjustyet

seems like a good spot for a nude nightclub.
That is a great idea, especially since most of their customers would already know how to get there.
BAM!!
NJY
3
Can I read/download the latest "flock" book?
by XPeterX in
1. watchtower
2. bible
link please.thanx in advance.
notjustyet

Easy to download, a little more difficult to read.
Must take constant breaks to cleanse the palate after bits of vomit enter the mouth after reading certain parts about keeping eldership IF you can hide your DFing sin for several years.
NJY
27
Candace Conti's Opposition to Watchtower's Motion for JNOV
by DNCall in
1. jw
2. friends
now on the alameda county superior court website.

guess who's going to win this one..
notjustyet

Sorry if this has been brought out elsewhere, but I have not seen it as of yet.
Has anyone noticed or pointed out that Kathy Conti, Candices mom was sexually abused by an elder when she was a child.
I was reading the transcripts of the actual case and it shows where Mr Schnack had argued that the info about Kathy being abused by an elder should not be told to the jury.
WoW!
NJY
9
Pretending to be the Governing Body
by edmond dantes in
1. jw
2. friends
lets pretend we are of the governing body in brooklyn .

what proposals would you put before the members .

you can vote and add ammendments if you like.
notjustyet

Don't we already have enough people pretending to be the Governing Body!! lol
And look where that has got us!!
NJY