Perhaps the JW's will take a hint from the Freemasons and have 'degrees' of service.
Half-degree JW - Only hates JW's mildly
1st degree JW - Takes the mags
2nd degree JW - Return visit/ Bible Study
3rd degree JW - Unbaptized pub
4th degree JW - Inactive
5th degree JW - Apostate / JWD Visitor
6th degree JW - Baptized Newbie
7th degree JW - Pioneer
8th degree JW - MS
9th degree JW - Elder
10th degree JW - CO/DO
11th degree JW - GB/Christ/God/Branch Overseer/Bethelite
This way, if they count all degrees, they can count just about EVERYONE!!!