Azazel

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  How long does it take to be an old-timer here?

  by moshe in

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  i just realized i am starting my 8th year on jwn- am i getting long in the tooth , yet?.

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  Azazel

  Your never a true local untill the last person dies who remembers you coming!
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  Corny Joke Thread

  by MrFreeze in

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  here's the corny joke thread.

  post your favorite corny joke thread.

  that means no quality jokes!

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  Azazel

  Why is PMT called PMT?........................because "Mad Cow Disease" had already been used!
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  Help! Help!! Desperately need DOGGIE help!!! Help with a doggie!!!!

  by ziddina in

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  i hope this is the correct category..... since pets are kinda sorta like "family", anyway..... a friend of mine (who lives about 25 miles away, in the center of the city) recently lost her beloved six-year-old spayed female daschund doggie under very tragic circumstances.. her other dog, an eight-year-old neutered male daschund, has been inconsolable since her loss.

  so my friend decided to adopt another small dog - a spayed female daschund - one that was rescued from a breeder..... this poor little dog has lived in a cage for her entire life!!!

  all six years of her life - in what was, in effect, a doggie concentration camp.... she is not "socialized" in any way, shape or form.

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  Azazel

  Hi ziddina my mum has used this remedy with pet dogs for the last 40 years or so.

  Have you ever heard of Bach Flower Remidies? they are available in most health food shops. They make a tonic called Rescue Remedy for people but its perfectly safe for animals and a couple of drops in the said doggies mouth and i swear it just takes the edge of the poor animals fears and allows the dog to operate on its senses rather than its fear driven instincts.

  Poor little dog, my mum got a Chihuahua that was very similar in its behaviour and this remedy fixed her.

  Good luck

  Az
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  Corny Joke Thread

  by MrFreeze in

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  here's the corny joke thread.

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  Azazel

  What do you call a black Man flying an aeroplane?

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  A pilot You racist!!!!!
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  The music that moves you....

  by FlyingHighNow in

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  once when i was profoundly sad for too many days, my brother in law sent us a mix tape.

  he named each song after a person in our family.

  this is the one he named heather.

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  Azazel

  Heard this on the radio 1am this morning and it just made me think of the Witnesses, how sad.

  Mad World

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  by Bangalore in

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  Thats golden . dont stop to quibble about what is going to happen on a certain date!

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  San Diego Union Article About Rutherford

  by Bangalore in

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  Azazel

  Fair dinkum. You would think if "in the twinkling of an eye" the annointed head for the heavens that he would have just directed a cremation and sprinkled in a garden some where on Beth Sarim or Beth Shan so why the hassles?? Who is this Mrs Heath ? his flussie?
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  Kingdom melodies / B4 Copyright/JW`s stealing melodies/anyone remember this ?

  by smiddy in

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  i can recall sometime ago in the 60`s 70`s or theirabouts,it when they first printed their own songbook must have been before the org.copyrighted their material,and the reason they did that is because some brothers were stealing the tunes ?

  maybe modifying them and passing them off as their own for commercial gain?

  ( i know some of you are going to say wtf ?

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  Azazel

  Not sure about that smiddy but im only 41 so before my time.

  What i do remember one of my friends used to have a musical skit he would play at weddings etc .

  if you remember the Song 65 - Meeting in Unity.

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  How pleasant to see brothers all dwell in unity who truely love each.. blah blah blah

  Anyway play this song fast and its the theme from Looney Tunes , used to get people laughing .

  I will try an remember some more examples.

  Az
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  SMART phones: I got my first iPhone

  by Terry in

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  for my birthday, my daughter (who works for apple) got me an iphone.. yes, i was using an old motorola flip-phone until now...like a geriatric captain kirk.. and i wondered why people had been giving me those strange looks before.... .

  anyway, imagine my reaction to the mammoth technology contained in an iphone.. talk about a miracle, this qualifies.. i'm particularly impressed by the onboard gps.

  i can type in a destination and the phone already knows exactly where i am and will plot a destination map onscreen.

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  Azazel

  Good for you Terry im glad your absorbing the technology. It really is amazing how fast things are evolving in the electronics field.

  Me personally im a fan of Android and have gone the Samsung path.

  More joy to you mate.

  Az
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  Received a very heart felt phone call tonite over the Df Watchtower article

  by troubled mind in

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  tonight one of my sons called me just to say ," mom i love you !

  " .. he told me that this weekend he had read a thread posted by kyria about the new watchtower on shunning df'd relatives ,and that it had really made him sad .

  he said, " mom, i am so glad we are all out of the jehovah's witnesses ....i just don't think i could of stood it to think you guys not talking to me ...it really upsets me .

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  troubled mind on the great checklist of life place a tick on the "being a good mother!" well done , mission accomplished.

  Az