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Jokes for JWs

by Mickey mouse in

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did you know moses wore a wig?.

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sometimes he was seen with aaron and sometimes he wasn't..

TOTH

The ultimate in rejection...when masturbating your hand falls asleep.

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New Locks on the Door

by TOTH in

i have to say that when my father in law asked us for a key to our apartment with the idea of "helping" my sick wife i did not like the idea at all.

my wife was all for it though so against my protests she went ahead and gave him one.

well with him behaving more and more like a junkie things have finally come to an ugly head.. a little background info.... my wife's dad has been on heavy pain meds for decades now.

@ Band On The Run...My father in law is in worse shape now because he is suffering the withdrawls. He has gotten pills off the street before and has pretty much worn out his welcome here and with the other people. I am tending to believe that a good part of this is psychological for one reason. He came over one night a couple of years ago with a MIRACLE pill that someone sold to him. He bought twenty of these pills at the rate of $5.00 per pill. He was smiling and feeling great! He said he had not felt so good in YEARS!! But he had no idea what the pill was. He asked me to see if I could find out by the numbers on it. I called the Walgreens and the Rite Aid asking them to ID the pill and they could not locate a name for any prescription medication. They suggested bringing it in and her dad said for me to just hang up. Well I did a search on a pill index site and I discovered that I had a bottle of these pills in my nightstand. He was ecstatic! He asked if I would give them to him and I said that I would be happy to let him have as many as he wanted. I went to my bedroom and retrieved the bottle. I took out a pill and handed it to him. He confirmed the markings were the same. Then I pulled the bottle out of my pocket. ARTHRITIS STRENGTH TYLENOL!!! You should have seen the look on his face. He went right back to his PAINED and sullen look. And I don't blame him. He spent $100 on 20 Tylenols. At the time he was taking three different strengths of Oxycontin plus several other strong narcotics and muscle relaxants and dishing out almost $400 a month just in co-pays for them. I told him that he was blessed to no longer have to poison his system with narcotics and drain his bank account for them.

He never wants to talk about that when I remind him.

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JW show off dinners

by highdose in

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did anyone else have the experiance while in the borg of the uber elderette throwing a dinner party?.

i had one in my congo that humiliated every other woman by her aura of "i'm sooo perfect and your not!

" her dinner parties were legendry and rivaled only by buckingham place.

TOTH

In her heyday my wife would have yanked that elderette by her mop and swept the floor with her. No kidding.

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New Locks on the Door

by TOTH in

i have to say that when my father in law asked us for a key to our apartment with the idea of "helping" my sick wife i did not like the idea at all.

my wife was all for it though so against my protests she went ahead and gave him one.

well with him behaving more and more like a junkie things have finally come to an ugly head.. a little background info.... my wife's dad has been on heavy pain meds for decades now.

TOTH

Hi Jamie, I already did that last year and th doc upped his meds a little bit and told me he has talked to him many times about pain management and rehab even. He bellows at him that he knows what he needs. It is very frustrating.

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New Locks on the Door

by TOTH in

i have to say that when my father in law asked us for a key to our apartment with the idea of "helping" my sick wife i did not like the idea at all.

my wife was all for it though so against my protests she went ahead and gave him one.

well with him behaving more and more like a junkie things have finally come to an ugly head.. a little background info.... my wife's dad has been on heavy pain meds for decades now.

TOTH

I have to say that when my father in law asked us for a key to our apartment with the idea of "helping" my sick wife I did not like the idea at all. My wife was all for it though so against my protests she went ahead and gave him one. Well with him behaving more and more like a junkie things have finally come to an ugly head.

A little background info...

My wife's dad has been on heavy pain meds for decades now. AND because of my wife's back injuries and severe migraine attacks she is on some strong stuff as well. For a time he would ask her to "help" him get through the month when he ran out of pills and she would help him a little here and there. well as you can imagine this ballooned into a horrific scenario where he would not give back what he borrowed and she after finally listening to me decided she would be doing more harm than good by continuing the cycle.

He now is given a month supply of meds... 200 dilaudid, 200 fiorinol with codeine, 130 soma, and 150 tramadol. Well he took ALL of those pills in 12 days and he is now back after MONTHS of ot getting anything from my wife. I need help. Why don't you help me? I will be dead soon and you will never be bothered by me again. GUILT and whining and bullsh*t.

Since last Thursday he has called EVERYDAY after MONTHS of not calling or visiting for any reason. I need you to help me he says and she, being afraid to give him a fatal dose says she has NOTHING. Well, the last sttraw fell on her back yesterday. He lives across the street from us and he saw me and my son drive away. He called her and said he needed her help. AGAIN she gave him the STRETCH out your meds schpeel. he got mad and hung up on her. a few minutes later she heard someone come into the house. she asked who was there and he said it's ME...No knock, no call ahead SAYING he was coming over. Nothing. Just POOF and he appears.

Well, he was haranguing and demanding that she share. he demanded that we drive 400 miles round trip to a doctor she has not seen in over five years to get HIM some Vicodin. she said she is not even well enough to go and he said to go anyway. She OWES him. About that time my son and I returned home. I thought I was being very cordial, but later my wife told me that I had the look of death on my face. Crap...and I thought I did so well at hiding my anger.

She could not sleep last night because she was afraid he would just appear. I am afraid that in this state he may slap her to get her pills away from her. When she told me that he barged in unannounced I went through the roof. The management is putting new locks on the door tomorrow. and I am standing fire watch tonight so my darling wife can sleep.

So sad to see someone condemn me for smoking a little pot act like a full blown junkie. I am preparing for all hell to break loose next time he tries to pass that door...

A link to my previous post

http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/experiences/220630/1/Disobedience-is-very-costly

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Shunned by a pharisaic elder

by ldrnomo in

stopped in a local eatery this evening for their famous vegetarian enchilada casserole and there was a man in there, an elder in a local congregation who i was aquatinted with (he did some work for me at my home) and we know his wife.

he was in the same congregation i was in for a time.. i went over to him to say hi and shake his hand and when i reached out he pulled his hand away so i looked over at his partner who was obviously a bible study and reached out to shake his hand and as i did i said to him the reason he wont shake my hand is that hes mad because i dont go to meetings anymore.

i walked away and nothing else was said.. .

TOTH

LOL! I would have loved to hear the conversation after you left...

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When you read this sundays "Holy Spirit" Watchtower:

by Lore in

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mentally replace the word 'spirit' with 'magic'.

14 jehovah has equipped us to resist the spirit.

of the world.

TOTH

I used to snicker when one dumbass elder would pray and ask Jehovah for, "An extra portion of Holy Spirit." Thanks MOM! Can I have a BIGGER slice of that cake?

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Welfare Elders

by hoser in

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i had wanted to start this topic before but never had a chance.

i'm sure it's been dealt with before so i apologize in advance for bringing up again.. .

do you know of or ever know of elders who do the very minimum to work so that they can get the maximum child allowance, food stamps, medicaid etc?.

TOTH

Both of my wife's brothers were elders at one point. My wife is the eldest and the middle child was a "Welfare Bear". He was a full time pioneer and elder, raising two kids at the time and on food stamps, welfare, and Medi-Cal (California's version of Medicaid.) He did NO work for years like this. finally his wife spurred him on because she wanted a BIG house full of material things. so now he works two jobs, she works one job and screws her boss. Well she got caught screwing him once upon a time. Funny how she was never censured or disfellowshipped or anything.

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What did you/do you think about at the meetings?

by tornapart in

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if you still go or remember the days when you did what did you think about while you were sat there?

obviously it's very difficult to concentrate.. lol..assemblies i find impossible and have often drifted off to sleep, listening to the endless same old stuff.. .

and i want some funny stories.. .

TOTH

As akid I mostly thought about playing outside the house.

As a teen I thought about doing ANYTHING else.

As a twent something I thought about the sister I eventually married. In fact she was the only reason I went during that period.

As a married man I thought about going home to play with my wife.

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now wat??

by xtreemlyconfused17 in

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aloha everyone...................please do help if u can.

hope u dont get bored reading this quite long text

i'l soon be 17, i'm an unbaptized publisher, but innactive (havent gone door to door)for more than a year, but still very strict with our organisation's standards (lyk no teenage dating).

TOTH

Welcome to the group.