Posts by Preston

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G'day Misanthropic

by misspeaches in

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i saw you have joined us here at jwd.

i wanted to extend a welcome to you.. i hope you enjoy your stay here.

i look forward to reading what you have to share.. miss peaches.

Preston

You are so invited!!!! But on one condition, you must bring Bruce with you.

Of course, someone has to make the cinnamon rolls

- Preston

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What makes you resemble your parents the most?

by Soledad in

i have my fathers strange brownish/reddish curly hair, his cheeks his eyebrows and his jawline.

i have my mothers face shape and eyes, i think.

i also have my mother's figure (pleasantly plump!).

My parents are loud scary people from New York... with good fortunate, I did not inherit the loudness or the scariness...however, I did inherit my dad's intelligence and pug irish nose. On my mom's Jewish side I did inherit the nappy hair....

- Preston

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G'day Misanthropic

by misspeaches in

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friends

i saw you have joined us here at jwd.

i wanted to extend a welcome to you.. i hope you enjoy your stay here.

i look forward to reading what you have to share.. miss peaches.

Preston

I can make some nice blintzes...

- Preston

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I Found My Bike!

by ColdRedRain in

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today, on my way home from school, i saw my previously stolen bike in front of a corner store.

i first (big mistake) confronted the guy who stole my bike.

the guy failed to comply.

Preston

And the best part is, I got to beat up somebody legally!

And you didn't even have to go to another country to do it.

CRR to thief: "Xcuze me, did I break your concentration!"

- Preston

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Where are all of these damn flies coming from???

by Elsewhere in

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for the last few days i've killed about six flies in my apartment.

not just regular flies, these are huge ass flies almost the size of bees!

i keep my trash can clean and the trash is picked up every other day.

Preston

This happened at an apartment complex I worked at.....all the neighbors were complaining about flies and a weird odor for several days.....one unit in particular had flies all over his window. I went in to do a "well check" to see if everything was okay. Turned out the man renting it had been dead for days.

Whoa...checking an apartment to see if there's a dead body...that's the kinda job I'd ask Schnieder to do...

alt

- Preston

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If Armageddon comes and Jehovah kills you apostates

by Smiles in

what would your last words be?

Preston

Jehovah aint gonna kill me...I've got MAGIC HANDS!!!!

- Preston

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Skittles

by damselfly in

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has anyone else seen this skittles commercial?

three people are sitting on a rainbow high above earth eating skittles.

one guy turns to the other two and says "what if this rainbow doesn't exist and is only in our imaginations?

Preston

The only canadian commercial I know is the one on the Internet, it's for Molson ice, its the "I AM CANADIAN" one..yeah..that one's cool.

what were we talking about again...skittles?!?

- Preston

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LIAR

by talesin in

im a liar, ooh, im a liar.

but if youll give me another chance i swear ill never lie to you again.

i lie you, i feel good, i am a liar, yeah.

Preston

Come on folks, I am surprised. There's a lot of anger here,,, what songs help you express it?

The only angry canadian song I know is the Demic's song "I Wanna Go To New York City" which was intended as sarcasm, not a weekend getaway suggestion.

- Preston

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