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  Bethelite speakers get Free rooms w/ hot tub

  by Cappuccino OC in

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  i was just given the new book from the convention by a neighbor of mine and i was remembering that when i was in high school 85-89, we met the bethelite brother who was giving the special talk at our district assembly.

  most of the families from my congregation commuted, 20 miles, to the assembly in fresno, ca.

  a local elder stayed with his family in the hotel across the selland arena, convention.

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  professor

  There is no way we could know with the information you have presented.. We can only guess the intentions, which is usually a bad idea.

  Edited by - professor on 11 July 2002 2:58:27
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  Britain to relax marijuana possession laws

  by battman in

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  hay e-man,.

  wot be going over dere?.

  i may come to visit.

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  professor

  When will the USA wake up?

  You can knowingly snort coke or smoke marijuanna and still be President of the USA. Plus you can smoke crack and be the mayor or Washington DC.
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  The Coca Cola Corporation

  by invisible in

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  sitting this evening with friends chilling out as you do, most of them anti-global capitalists and coca cola came up into the conversation.. you know, we couldn't come up with anything that essentially this giant corporation was doing or has done that might affect adversely other people elsewhere.

  all they produce is one bloody great drink that everyone loves.. anyone else heard of or have something on this corporation?.

  here's cheers to coke!!.

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  professor

  I belong to a cult of brothers and sisters whose lives have all been ruined by Diet Coke. In hopes of gaining back what we have lost from this harsh addiction we worship a blue rubber shark named AHHHMMBeep.

  We were all hardcore addicts until finding this great rubber shark. My friend lost all he had because of it and I didnt want to end up like that. So I gave all the money I had and let my wife sleep with the cult leader to join this fine organization and it has turned my life around.

  I am one of six members of the newly formed cult. The cult is the only one in the U.S. for Diet Coke addicts, and is the seventh cult in our small town.

  Our leader is just so proud of our cult. It grew so fast and now we are bustin at our seams.

  Edited by - professor on 11 July 2002 2:40:26
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  Apostasy Unforgivable?

  by professor in

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  do witnesses teach that apostasy is an unforgivable sin?.

  i was taught this by my parents.

  but, i am wondering if this is a jw doctine.

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  professor

  Do Witnesses teach that Apostasy is an unforgivable sin?

  I was taught this by my parents. But, I am wondering if this is a JW doctine. Isn't apostasy in their eyes considered sinning against the spirit, something which you cannot be forgiven for?
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  First Impressions : Men & Women

  by professor in

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  this question is kind of related to the male and female friends post: .

  a female friend of mine once told me that many women find it necessary to flirt with a man the first time they meet him, even if there is no real attraction.

  the reasoning is that a man will never pay attention to a woman unless there is a sexual interest first.

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  professor

  I see you got it fixed Heaven. Thanks. (a lot!)
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  First Impressions : Men & Women

  by professor in

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  this question is kind of related to the male and female friends post: .

  a female friend of mine once told me that many women find it necessary to flirt with a man the first time they meet him, even if there is no real attraction.

  the reasoning is that a man will never pay attention to a woman unless there is a sexual interest first.

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  professor

  What actually happened to your pic, Heaven? The link seems to be broken.
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  CAN A CHRISTIAN BELONG TO A NUDIST RESORT?

  by minimus in

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  the may 15, 1962 wt.

  states:"therefore no dedicated christian minister can remain in good standing in the new world society of jehovah's witnesses and at the same time be a member of a nudist colony or frequent nudist camps" so if you had to make a choice,what would you do?.

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  professor

  Did you hear about the Witness who got caught drilling a hole in the fence of a nudist colony?

  Yeah, the elders are looking into it.
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  wholewheat pancake

  by professor in

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  i hope wholewheat isn't gone for good.

  i can understand being pissed about being "disfellowshipped" from the board.

  ouch!

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  professor

  dum de dum 12 hours pass ... K then I guess I was just speaking for myself.

  (Welcome back anyway)
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  Do you care that you offend JW's?

  by wholewheat in

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  this is a sincere question.

  do you worry about offending active witnesses?

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  professor

  Right on, belbab. Funny how that WWJD thing always seems to work.
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  SOMETHING THAT IRRITATES ME

  by bay64me in

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  ok, so it's maby to be viewed as a minor irritation but annoying all the same.

  i can't help getting peed off when i see tv programmes showing music clips and videos that were out when i was in!.

  it makes me sad to think that i missed out on so much good stuff, when all the while i thought i was keeping myself "unspotted" by not having any part of the world!.

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  professor

  Look, they even included a Fred Hall doll!

  Pull My Finger Fred Price: $17.95 Just pull Little Fred's finger and he does the rest. Rip on demand, with this little insulter. Fred finishes his "command performance" with one of his eleven classic and hilarious phrases, such as: "Silent . . . but Deadly!"