Scully that was awesome
Best I can do is the time I unfortunately (for her) joined the same check out queue as the woman who studied with my wife (as in my wife was the study)
Realising she was pretty much trapped there with my shopping on the conveyor, I said "hi Margaret." She ignored me but I just said louder HI MARGARET
Eventually she said hello begrudgingly. But she then began to my little girl up and down (about 5 at the time) like she was a piece of dirt.
That really pissed me off. I was trying to thing of something really cutting to say to her in my annoyance.
She paid for her shopping and as she walked off in silence I called "Margaret"
She didn't turn but she paused for a fraction.
As she did I said " . . . God bless"
I might as well have stuck a knife in her back.
It felt great.