GO CUBS!!!!!!
Ok, that's out of my system, til tomorrow....
Seeing how you shop, I see how she could think you are gay.....
Just Kidding!!!!!
OMG, I laughed so hard when I read your opening line!!! I am guessing your mother and mine are pretty much the same.....same area of Chicago, same ethnic background etc. Both homophobes....
My mother would not visit my apartment once she realized that my boyfriend (now husband) visited and spent the night.....because we were fornicating!!!
Considering that my sister got DFd for fornication, my dad got DFd for smoking and MY MOTHER got DFd for fornication, I have to say that her threat was nice. I did not have to clean up....my roommate (female) and I could be slobs and not worry about my mother dropping by. (We were not, however, we could have been)
Live there as long as you can to take advantage of the cheap rent. However, you need to get out. You will appreciate your freedom once you are away from the repressive presence of mummy....believe me, I understand.