Hey thanks.
I now have some ideas for JW's on the question below.
Quester
QUESTION: How many church people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.
Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the light bulb, and nine to pray
against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will be
on and off.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to
say how much better they liked the old bulb.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell
him how to do it.
Unitarians: We chose not to make a statement either in favor of or
against the light bulb. However, if you have found in your own
journey that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited
to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal
relationship with your light bulb and present it next month at our
annual light bulb Sunday service in which we will explore a number
of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-
way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to
luminescence.
Baptists: At least fifteen. One to change the light bulb, and two
or three committees to approve the change. Oh, and also a casserole.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Methodists: A whole congregation. One to change the light bulb,
and the rest of the congregation to be sure that he doesn't backslide.
Quakers (Society of Friends): We don't really need to change the light bulb,
the Light inside each of us is enough in this Quiet Place.