According to point number 7, they equate and lump together chat rooms and Entertainment with Drunkenness and Pornography.
LMAO
I guess that means that a JW I know will have to stop getting drunk at Strip Clubs and then going to blue-rated chat rooms afterward to advise his fellow lechers which Dancers give the best "lap".
Oh, wait. He's the son of a prominent Elder. Nearly untouchable. Nevermind.
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by TheListener ini've seen some threads here on the dcs this year but i don't remember reading about a resolution that may have been passed.
i saw this on another discussion board and have no idea if it's accurate or not.
it is posted that this occurred on sunday during the last talk.
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Show us your picture
by Honesty in.
that is, if you are able to without the prospect of facing a three-man kangaroo court appointed by jerhover to keep the congregation clean from apostate influences.. i'll go first: .
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WATCHTOWER LAWSUIT UPDATE
by SHUNNED FATHER ini have been in court three times in the past three weeks and will be in court this tuesday and next week as well.
so far i have collected $4200.
twenty three (23) persons have sent donations from this forum.
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I am surprised and dissapointed that only 23 have chipped in.
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Questions you would like to ask a Nephilim
by truthseeker inhow tall are you?.
did you require separate living accommodations?.
did you have a problem with clumsiness?.
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Question: If you, the Nephilim, were thoroughly and totally destroyed by the flood in Genesis Chapter 6 to 8, how is you are still alive after the flood, in Genesis Chapter 13:33???
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Big Financial Scandal about JW Company in Germany
by GermanXJW ingerman "akzenta ag" was founded by some jw elders.
it is some financial scheme (mlm) that many perceive as untrustworthy.
many of employees and clients (especially the first ones) are jw.. .
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I want a "No Blood Card"!
by Bee inok, first off, let me make it clear that i'm no baptized jehovah's witness.
i studied for about 2 1/2 years, and was a publisher for about half the time.
i don't attend meetings, because..well.... i haven't yet summoned enough courage to ask forgiveness for my many wrong-doings.
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By Now, Bee has gone off to the ex-Catholic forum to ask how to get a "every sperm is sacred, contraception is a sin" card.
Then, Bee will goe to the ex-Branch-Davidian forum to ask them how she can get a "stay in my compound, even if it is on fire" directive card.
Then, she'll be off to the ex-Jamestown forum to ask them how she can get a "want to drink Kool-Aid, if I'm directed to do so" card.
And Bee will be surprised, in each case, when the forum members are surprised and confused at the Hubris and ignorance she manifests.
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!!!!!!!!!! New Elder Video !!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SickofLies inthis time they really did call the police on me lol!
they backed out though, they called, then canceled the call after a while and the police never came to charge me with recording them, pitty really.. http://www.quad-central.com/~dan2007.
there is the link, i was unable to edit the audio file like i usually do to take out the blank spaces and amplify the volume, so if someone could do that with the wav file on the server that would be great!.
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I can't understand why they would want to block the camera -- WHAT HAVE THEY GOT TO HIDE! Even if it is SOL in there with them... PEACE OUT GUYS!
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I was thinking the same thing: Oh NO!!!! The world will see our crappy color scheme!!!!! Quick! Cover that camera!
I mean, its not like these people are "Secret JWs" and your video will reveal their JW-ish-ness. They go out in public as JWs, knocking on doors. Therefore they are known in the community as JWs. So why are they so paranoid about being caught on tape? This smack of reactionary paranoia (but I'm not a board certified Psychiatrist).
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Atheists Worst Nightmare!
by SickofLies ini don't know how i ever doubted that intelligent design was correct!
after watching a video involving kirk cameron, i now see the error of my ways, and will be tithing 50% of my income to the church every month out of contrition.. .
you want to know the mighty argument that changed my views, and my life, forever?
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(Warning: naughty euphemism ahead!)
I have always thought that a Supreme Intellect must be behind the shape of my... uh... "Banana". It fits perfectly in my hand (or my wifes), and the end is shaped perfectly for "ease of entry".
Unfortunately, unlike the Banana in the video, mine has been known to squirt in your eye when popped.
OK... on a more serious note: if the fit between the Banana and the human hand "proves" it was designed by god, can I assume that the designer of the Mango, or perhaps the Pomegranite, was a sadistic S.O.B.??
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When this happened, the WTS Official Spokesman, J.R. Brown, was quoted in the Chicago newspaper as saying JWS don't believe in corporal punishment.
Of course, that was a total lie.... whoops, I mean spiritual warfare. On my old quotes web site, I had his quote, next to several WTS articles where they encouraged pretty severe beatings. In one article, they suggested we silly humans could take a lesson from the wonderful Koala bear, who beats on her young relentlessly and without letup, until the young one wails insanely.
That's what bothered me about the Slack beating: the JWs could have said "we beleive in reasonable, non-angry, smacks to the bottom, open hand, through clothes; anything more is unnecessary." Instead, they lie and say "we don't even beleive in any kind of physical punishment". They don't even have the guts to stand up and admit what they really believe, and take the heat if necessary.
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Question about the Anointed
by Zico ini have just joined this site after having been visiting as a guest for a few months.
i am searching for answers so please be patient with me.
a friend of mine in the congregation has directed me to this site as he has been having doubts about the organization, though he said he never posts on it.
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I couldnt understand why there always seemed to be around 8000 partakers even after 20 years this figure was the same, it could only mean there must have been lots and lots of annointed ones who lost their crowns and had to be replaced.
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This was discussed in a recent thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/111717/1.ashx
Interesting note from that is that in the year 2114 (200 years after 1914) there will still be 3,352 annointed -- and presumably, they will ALL be replacements, since no one alive in 1935 will be alive in 2114.
Also, according to that projection, the Anointed won't be reduced to zero until the year 2335, 421 years after 1914, and 400 years after 1935.
A thought just occured to me: the number of Anointed should NEVER increase. Think about it: the number is "sealed" and "complete" in 1935 (according to Watchtowerism). The number can only decrease, as people die. If an Anointed gets DF'd, then some other lucky stiff takes his place (again, according to Watchtowerism). That new guy is just replacing another member. But it can't increase the number at all.
An increase in the number of Anointed is impossible according to the rules provided by Watchtowerism's mythology. And yet it has happened: 1970, 1973, 1974, 1981, 1989, 1990, 1993, 1995, 1996, 1997, 2001, 2002, 2004.
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