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DOWNLOAD BIBLES/COMMENTARIES For Free!

by revdrjohnson in

here is a link to a web site where you can entire download bibles and commentaries for free!

douay-rheims 1899 american edition.

hebrew names version of the world english bible.

AMERICA. MY TWO CENTS

by josephus in

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whoa i missed a good battle allright.. imho, .

america is vain, shallow, selfish, devious, unfeeling, a bit racist and would put a mcdonalds on the top of mt mckinley.

they tend too ignore others sensativities, are meanspirited, they insist on donating money (all the money) to irish terrorists and i dont like their clothes when they come on holiday.. however,.

LOL, No sure if this is true or not!

by qwerty in

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pfizer corp is making the announcement today that viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by pepsi cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink.. this additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.

qwerty

Not saying I need some but.............

Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink.

This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount And Do.

Qwerty

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dying of thirst........ a traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance.. hoping to find water, he walked toward the image, only to find a little old peddler sitting at a card table with a bunch of ties laid out for sale.

the parched wanderer asked, "please, i'm dying of thirst, can i have some water?

the man replied "i don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie?

qwerty

Nice to see u back here on the forum Unclebruce.

Thanks for relating that experience

I always hated wearing ties. I flippin have loadeds of um up stairs. Now I don't attend the meetings anymore can you think of a good use for them?

Qwerty

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So you think your Job is Bad!

by qwerty in

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Dying of Thirst

by qwerty in

dying of thirst........ a traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance.. hoping to find water, he walked toward the image, only to find a little old peddler sitting at a card table with a bunch of ties laid out for sale.

the parched wanderer asked, "please, i'm dying of thirst, can i have some water?

the man replied "i don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie?

qwerty

Dying of Thirst.......

A traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he walked toward the image, only to find a little old peddler sitting at a card table with a bunch of ties laid out for sale.

The parched wanderer asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"

The man replied "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your clothes."

The desperate man shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"

"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 5 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want."

The man thanked the peddler and walked away toward the hill and eventually disappeared out of sight. Three hours later he returned. The man at the card table asked, "I told you, about 5 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"

"I found it all right. They wouldn't let me in without a tie."

Qwerty

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TV Programme!!!

by Demitrius in

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i need the details of a jw 'expert'.

someone who is not a jw and never has been.

a real expert in the uk for a programme going to be shot in july.

qwerty

Keep an eye on the Book titles, some of them are writen by non JW's.

Qwerty

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Simon, Suicide & DF JW's thread

by qwerty in

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after reading the thread (link below) about the df jw lad, it occured to me sites like this surely can help to save lives (sadly not in this example).

it makes the blood boil to think the borg as ruined so many peoples families, responsibility lays with them for suicides!

" http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=30238&site=3&page=1"" http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=30238&site=3&page=1".

qwerty

After reading the thread (link below) about the df JW Lad, it occured to me sites like this surely can help to save lives (sadly not in this example). It makes the blood boil to think the Borg as ruined so many peoples families, responsibility lays with them for suicides!

" http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=30238&site=3&page=1"" http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=30238&site=3&page=1"

I know I have had my days were I have had thoughts of suicide, thinking that would be the best way out for everyone! Yep I actually had the idea, I can empathise with what goes on in others heads when depressed, backed into a corner.

I know for a certainty that being in contact with so many XJW's and current exiters, +been able to post thoughts and fears, making good friends, as helped pull me through the tuff times. I wished I had saved my post, from what must be 2 years ago when I posted my first topic "I thought I had the truth" I fink it was called. I couldn't believe the amount of replies and support I received! I guess my 275 posts are a little embarrassing after that long a time, maybe I should change my animation!

Once again Thanks Simon.

I enjoyed the Chat on the phone the other Day, nice to put a voice to your face.

Qwerty

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