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  This is not fair!

  by ISP in

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  if ladies want to do gardening in their bikinis they should have the right to do so.

  i thought the us the land of the free and home of the brave!

  a us woman who wore a skimpy bikini while gardening is facing a possible lewdness charge.. neighbours of dee dee derian, who runs a topless maid service, contacted police after seeing her in her front yard.. it is not the first time the 40-year-old has been contacted about her gardening attire.. "if i were going to a nudist camp, i'd be overdressed," she told the salt lake tribune.. she says the bikini is standard size and claims she is being singled out by vindictive neighbours in west point, utah.. davis county sheriff's lieutenant dan horton said: "her neighbours are pretty persistent about this.

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  Frickin' Mormons. [8>]

  It's a good thing I don't live in Utah. Heehee.

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  Studying

  by tattoogrl333 in

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  i flat out asked the jw i'm studying with what she would do if someone was disfellowshipped and she was honest and said she wouldn't talk to them since they wouldn't be good examples of jehovah witness.

  then we started talking about appearances and tattoos, and about my pink hair :) and she said it didn't matter.

  i am enjoying reading and visiting this web site but i am just not seeing the same things you guys have.

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  tatt,

  When you were a JW and someone was disfellowshipped did you talk to them afterwards???

  If you are an active JW and you associate with a disfellowshipped person, in the eyes of the witnesses, you are 'sharing in their bad works' and you will be disfellowshipped too.

  It sounds harsh and bizarre. That's because it is harsh and bizarre.

  Please take heed of the warnings you are receiving here. If you go through with baptism, wave goodbye to your pink hair, facial piercings (if you have any), even funky shoes. My friend was told she couldn't wear her Docs to meeting or out in service. Another friend of mine was told he couldn't wear his Birkenstocks to meeting or out in service.

  Prepare to have every last detail of your life scrutinized and be prepared to have your individuality stripped away if you actually plan on going through with baptism. I'm not joking or exaggerating. That's just how it is. Please, like Lovesdubs said, Research.

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  Inhouse Limericks

  by philo in

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  please give generously your inhouse limericks, our staff are on hand 24 hours to take your contributions for good causes.

  thanks for your time, and remember, your limerick can make many smiles.

  ahh.

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  There lives a man named Talley
  Whose humor is right up my alley
  He would post pictures of Russell
  I'd laugh so hard I'd lose control of my bladder muscle
  Then have to do laundry with a lady named Sally
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  Hey VENICEIT

  by Yerusalyim in

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  i just like seeing your face on the screen, you're so pretty.. (ya'll need to get your minds out of the gutter).

  yerusalyim.

  "vanity!

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  That's mighty magnanimous of you, expat. Always thinking of others.

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  Hey VENICEIT

  by Yerusalyim in

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  i just like seeing your face on the screen, you're so pretty.. (ya'll need to get your minds out of the gutter).

  yerusalyim.

  "vanity!

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  Yikes Ven,

  between Slip and Yeru, you may want to consider joining the Witness Protection Program.

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  Inhouse Limericks

  by philo in

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  please give generously your inhouse limericks, our staff are on hand 24 hours to take your contributions for good causes.

  thanks for your time, and remember, your limerick can make many smiles.

  ahh.

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  Mony's life was in a transition
  aware witness promises wouldn't come to fruition
  She said "Hey, what the hell..."
  And on men cast a spell
  And pioneered the Harmony Position

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  (running like hell )
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  Do you want the real truth or not?

  by Jason in

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  on this website there seems to be so many lies and so little actual truth.

  is this supposed to be a place to get answers or confuse the hell out of truth seekers?

  well, for you seekers out there, if you find the truth on this site it'll be a major fluke.

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  Country Joe,

  I just wanted to say that on page 7, your post was one of the best posts that I've ever had the pleasure of reading on this board. That was gold. Thank you.

  This thread is so engrossing. Thanks to everyone for participating.

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  The perfect JW honey trap

  by mauddib in

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  -i'm a jw who has been in the org his entire life.. -i never used a computer except at work to place customer orders.. -my wife buys me an 800mhz system from the neighborhood circuit city store as an anniversary gift.

  says i can research my ministry school talks.

  -i hook it up, it works (!!

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  Hi Mauddib

  Welcome to our humble abode. We don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing. Kick off your shoes and stay a while.

  I've met some awesome folks here. I hope you enjoy your stay.

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  Venice

  by slipnslidemaster in

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  hey venice,.

  haven't seen you posting for a while, where are you????

  i miss you.. slipnslidemaster: "the only difference between me and a madman is that i'm not mad.

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  Holey Swiss,

  You guys are cracking me up! I'll post more after I recover from my laughter induced headache.

  Cheesus Saves!

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  Toilets are Unbiblical

  by JanH in

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  it's about time to put an end to the unbiblical and perverted practice of making water closets and other forms of toilets.

  this ungodly practice is clearly prohibited in god's word the bible:.

  deuteronomy 23: 12-14 "designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself.

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  Dedalus,

  that was beautiful. my friend and i used to make up funny 'Young People Ask' articles for laughs. I should post some of them.

  Thanks for the new light, Jan. I can't find my shovel. Perhaps my paddle will do the job.

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  Stop looking at me, swan!- Billy Madison