"work your balls off and even then you won't get to bonk the woman you really want to - or if you do, she'll be just as knackered as you are by the time you finally get round to it." i knew the bible had to have relevant lessons for todays world. that is deep. respect.
fakesmile
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OT Question
by Joe Grundy ini know that i'm being lazy here, but i know that someone here will have the answer off the top of their head.. there was a bloke in the ot (jacob?
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OT Question
by Joe Grundy ini know that i'm being lazy here, but i know that someone here will have the answer off the top of their head.. there was a bloke in the ot (jacob?
) who saw a woman and fancied her (rachel?
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fakesmile
joe... the sound of banjos resonate... lol, they were dueling harps. stooopid. and it was a sweet savor to jehoober.
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OT Question
by Joe Grundy ini know that i'm being lazy here, but i know that someone here will have the answer off the top of their head.. there was a bloke in the ot (jacob?
) who saw a woman and fancied her (rachel?
) and wanted to marry her.
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fakesmile
i had wondered about this story for a while. in the days before cops and judges, wasnt retribution for this kind of dishonesty death. i mean 14 years of this cousin fu%$ers time and labor?
BTW, everyone has a hot cousin. find yours now an incestery.com
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There's gotta be another faction in the Writing Department, either that or they can't see the irony.
by Theocratic Sedition inthe past two week's worth of wt studies have made a couple points that appear contradictory in nature.
yesterday was too much, i felt at least.
either there's another faction within the writing department fighting for the equivalent of airtime in the literature, or they're all so indoctrinated that they fail to see the irony in what they publish.. for instance, take paragraph 5 from last week's lesson.. 5. unlike the law codes of many countries, "the perfect law" is neither complex nor burdensome but consists of simple commandements and principles.
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fakesmile
st george said "Note the kid with skateboard, next to 'fist bump'. He is OVERWEIGHT"
skateboarding actually helped me lose a lot of weight. if anything the fat kid is already a jw, sitting thru meetings when he should be out excercising. that is why i was a porker. to hell with the org for their stereotype... i bet the skateboarder has the drugs. fisting(lol) and skateboarders, lethal combo. jeez i skateboarded because i wasnt allowed to play 'organized sports".
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There's gotta be another faction in the Writing Department, either that or they can't see the irony.
by Theocratic Sedition inthe past two week's worth of wt studies have made a couple points that appear contradictory in nature.
yesterday was too much, i felt at least.
either there's another faction within the writing department fighting for the equivalent of airtime in the literature, or they're all so indoctrinated that they fail to see the irony in what they publish.. for instance, take paragraph 5 from last week's lesson.. 5. unlike the law codes of many countries, "the perfect law" is neither complex nor burdensome but consists of simple commandements and principles.
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fakesmile
i agree with lost gen. few will notice. they will answer the questions, sing a horrible song, blow each other about how uplifting the article was. probably even discuss how light their burden is.
lmao, doubting bro. really, no "daps". that is how i avoid germs, especially form MY friends. but i guess in wt world where no one whacks off, fist bumping is like a gang sign. lol. i could totally see my old p.o "now fakesmile, did jesus give dap?" er, no. apparently he would have greeted me with a brotherly kiss, for which i would have laid the smackdown.
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New guy on the block
by danno ini am new to the forum, but i have been lurking in the shadows for a couple of months.
i found this site because my mom accidentally bookmarked it on my computer.
my mom doesn't realise that i know she has been posting.
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fakesmile
howdy. what kind of business are you considering? flying?
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Plan For Catholic Church Makes Waves In Bahrain
by Bangalore inplan for catholic church makes waves in bahrain.. http://www.nctimes.com/lifestyles/faith-and-values/plan-for-catholic-church-makes-waves-in-bahrain/article_1833c56b-6082-53bb-9ac6-7ec91acd6a14.html.
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fakesmile
why dont you consider arguing about the important stuff like oh i dont know... the welfare of the population. i am well aware of the deplorable conditions of the chinese imigrant workers. the good news is that poor labor produces poor products. the baharanian buildings will be falling apart in 100 years.
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Plan For Catholic Church Makes Waves In Bahrain
by Bangalore inplan for catholic church makes waves in bahrain.. http://www.nctimes.com/lifestyles/faith-and-values/plan-for-catholic-church-makes-waves-in-bahrain/article_1833c56b-6082-53bb-9ac6-7ec91acd6a14.html.
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fakesmile
wonderful more fighting over religion. this stuff is getting old. cant they just join a website and argue about it like the rest of us? im almost to the point of not caring. screw it they would just find another reason fight and kill each other. NEWSFLASH catholicisim and islam both suck
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Brothers playing sports are so aggressive.
by Kaiser inthis summer i started to play football(soccer) with "wordly" people.
it s been so nice and relaxing without flashovers.. contrast for playing with witnesses is huge!
here is couple examples of witnesses games from where i live:.
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fakesmile
haha. i didnt really notice. while everyone was trying to act tough in a game they were never allowed to play, i was grinding a table on my skateboard. the few single girls loved it because i was like a WT approved punk. ya know, i think i understand why i wasnt very popular with the bros.
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I AM JEHOVAH...
by tresdecu in...and i will destroy you and your family if you do not join an obscure religion formed in the 19th century by a weirdo with a goofy looking beard.. .
ahhhhhuhghgggggahhhhhh!!!.
sorry, just blowing off a little steam.
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fakesmile
or turn it around on her. say "babe i made it a matter of prayer and insert whatever".