Used to be that you'd have to pay for dinner and a movie first....
Posts by Scully
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I'm starving for love... of food
by Glander intoday is pre-colonoscopy day.
my second in 6 yrs.
i had forgotten the biggest annoyance of these degrading procedures.
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WOULD THE WATCHTOWER ACCEPT A LARGE FINANCIAL BEQUEST FROM A DISFELLOWSHIPPED JW'S ESTATE?
by steve2 ini ransacked entire dusty volumes of watchtowers in search of an answer to this vexing question.
imagine that a jw has been disfellowshipped for apostasy .
would the watchtower accept such bequests?.
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Scully
They would take money from the Pope of Rome, the High Priestess of Ba'al, and the Witch of En'dor.
They have no scruples in that regard. I guess demons don't attach themselves to the Almighty Dollar, just to stupid stuff like Smurf dolls.
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I'm starving for love... of food
by Glander intoday is pre-colonoscopy day.
my second in 6 yrs.
i had forgotten the biggest annoyance of these degrading procedures.
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Scully
As with any surgical procedure, they prefer empty bowels to non-empty ones.
I'd think the rationales would be pretty self-explanatory. I mean, if you had to poke around someone else's bum in the name of science and medicine, would you want to minimize the amount of poop that could potentially explode all over you, or not?
If it makes you feel better, you can still fart in their general direction. And hopefully Mrs Glander will make you something special to make up for your starvation diet....
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"the wife should have deep respect for her husband" (Eph 5:33)
by Wonderment indoes anyone here think this command still applies in force today as it did 2000 years ago?.
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Scully
I don't go for the one-way street of respect that the WTS endorses. Respect has to be mutual to have any meaning.
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The JW's and the e-smoking
by John_Mann ini just achieved an electronic pipe wich is virtually identical to a conventional one.
but it not produce smoke, no burning, no hazard substances, just steam.
it's quite similar to a nebulization, nothing more.
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Scully
Yeah, I'm thinking someone would whine about being Stumbled™ and put an end to your little e-smoke-fest.
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My study teacher just text me.....do I ignore it, or give her a great one liner?
by Pams girl inshes a nice girl.
nothing against her personally.
she hasnt been in touch for monthes, havent seen her for monthes.. is something happening that she needs my bum on a seat for?.
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Scully
You could reply with something sarcastic... like this....
Hi there, I'm doing gr8 now that I found S8n and devoted myself to serve him always. TY so much for helping me find the truth. We're having a ceremony at my place on Friday night, where we will be sacrificing a chicken to S8n's glory. Would love it if you could come! xoxox
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Apostates Shut the door of everlasting life in Men's Faces
by mankkeli ini was discussing with an elder today, and as usual the conversation drifted towards apostates and their line of reasoning, he angrily looked into my eyes with the scriptures in his hand and told me:.
(1) that apostates are destructive peddlers who shut the door of everlasting life on people as they are very sure they have no portion in there.
he quoted matt 23:13- 13 woe to you, scribes and pharisees, hypocrites!
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Scully
In the year 2311 Governing Body member, Brother R8Y10 will apologize and "express his regret" towards Simon and the members of this forum. We will all be dead, but at least they will apologize.
My point was not that we'd have to wait 300 years for the GB to apologize for branding us as Apostates™, but that time will eventually prove the WTS to be false prophets. I don't need their apologies. I already know that they're wrong. I'm just happy whenever one more person realizes that the WTS is wrong and decides that they've had enough of the WTS bull$h!t and starts planning their exit. It's happening more and more, and it's why the WTS is becoming more and more fanatic in its railing against Apostates™.
I'm lovin' it.
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My Facebook Page, "God is not divided" is not responded to.
by shechaiyah ini thought the topic of religion would be a great one for facebook.. wow, was i wrong about that.. http://www.facebook.com/pages/god-is-not-divided/112694992130588.
the only people are show any interest at all are catholics.. witnesses seem to avoid every venue where somebody else might show up.. zionists do likewise; but they have a different reason.. but, god yhvh is god of the whole earth, is my point.. anybody got any idea what i can do to stimulate godly conversation on my page?.
i'm tryin' to minister to the merely-confused as witnesses do out in service.. .
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Scully
BP:
How many times have you tried to invite ppl to your page in the past?
SHHHHHHH don't give her any ideas! cheese & crackers, man!!
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My Facebook Page, "God is not divided" is not responded to.
by shechaiyah ini thought the topic of religion would be a great one for facebook.. wow, was i wrong about that.. http://www.facebook.com/pages/god-is-not-divided/112694992130588.
the only people are show any interest at all are catholics.. witnesses seem to avoid every venue where somebody else might show up.. zionists do likewise; but they have a different reason.. but, god yhvh is god of the whole earth, is my point.. anybody got any idea what i can do to stimulate godly conversation on my page?.
i'm tryin' to minister to the merely-confused as witnesses do out in service.. .
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Scully
Well, Shekkie my dear, the way Facebook works is that if you want someone to read your stuff, they should be friends with you first.
It's also a good idea to put some boundaries in your profile settings to keep the whack-a-doodles out.
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Apostates Shut the door of everlasting life in Men's Faces
by mankkeli ini was discussing with an elder today, and as usual the conversation drifted towards apostates and their line of reasoning, he angrily looked into my eyes with the scriptures in his hand and told me:.
(1) that apostates are destructive peddlers who shut the door of everlasting life on people as they are very sure they have no portion in there.
he quoted matt 23:13- 13 woe to you, scribes and pharisees, hypocrites!
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Scully
In 1633 Pope Urban VIII charged Galileo with heresy for his theory of heliocentrism too, because it was in direct contradiction with the teachings of the Roman Catholic Church, that the earth was the centre of the universe.
300 years later, Pope Pius XII described Galileo as a hero of research. And in 1992 Pope John Paul II "expressed regret" for the way the church handled Galileo way back when.
Time is the expositor of all false prophets and the avenger of all accused of heresy.