Posts by seawolf

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Was the load of being a Witness, light?

by free2beme in

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"and you experts in the law, woe to you, because you load people down with burdens they can hardly carry, and you yourselves will not lift one finger to help them.

" luke 11:46. as witnesses we want you to realize that the load put upon you is a light one.

one what is not burdensome, not something that would tire you or or over tax the mind.

Would you date someone with a history of INCEST?

by kristyann in

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friends

hey everyone!

i hope that at least someone missed me or noticed that i was gone!

i have been so busy, and i don't think that i've really been on here since june.

seawolf

Sorry, Kristy, but it sounds like this guy may have a family tree you do NOT want to climb.

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Tennis

by choosing life in

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anyone watching the tennis down under?

it looks so nice down there, being summer and all.

it is snowy and freezing where i live.i love watching tennis.

~ Poem: For WOMEN only~

by FlyingHighNow in

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friends

men may not not appreciate this, but i have a hunch a few of you women will.

feel free to disuss:.

a woman's poem.

seawolf

LOL I'm a guy and I laughed my derrière off when I got to the last two lines LOL that was hilarious

No matter what, it's never a good idea to compare your wife or girlfriend to your mother.

What would be worse is pulling a Norman Bates and telling a woman that a man's best friend is his mother LOL

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Are You Aware of the Danger of Handling Microphones?

by GermanXJW in

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friends

http://www.asiatrash.com/fun/alles-schlucker-siggi.html

CHEATING GIRLFRIEND GETS DUMPED LIVE ON RADIO - TOO FUNNY

by diamondblue1974 in

http://filecabi.net/video/radio-dumper.html.

thought i would share this - for all those who have been cheated on, this is great.. not that i'm vindictive though .

gary.

seawolf

ahah awesome!

They need those phone dudes here in the U.S. They could probably start by calling up this girl...:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/260430/blind_date_from_hell/

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Women are in subjection to their husbands and to the Elders!!!!!

by Gill in

the february 15th watchtower 2007, is spectacularly nauseating!!!

at least i found it so.. i would welcome the opinion of all on the board to this sentiment on page 19, paragraph 8 and9:.

'although subjection can be challenging, women can welcome it as honorable, even as did jesus.

seawolf

So wait a minute. The angels, who are are perfect (aren't they?) NEED OUR EXAMPLES!? That's such bullsh*t.

Isn't in amazing that the angels and Joe have nothing better to do than watch our examples. Here they are powerful angels that can zoom and fly all over the universe, but yet the angels and Joe are going to be stumbled if we put on a poor show for them. Poor angels and Joe.

Men Often use Religion in General to Keep Women Under Control. It's not jut the JWs.

Because that's why religion was invented (imho of course) or at least one of the big reasons it was. What better way to get women to do what men want than tell them the most high person in the universe (Joe), who also happens to be the one that created them, will hate them, which will make them lose out on whatever comes next (paradise, heaven, yadda yadda).

On the other hand, it's refreshing to know that the criteria of "spiritually qualified men" eliminates a lot of Ministerial Servants™, Elders™, Circuit Overseers™, and District Overseers™. We all know that the main characteristic that gets many of these jerks Appointed™ is their having a penis. The second most common trait is being related to someone else who has already been Appointed™. "Spiritually qualified" rarely enters the picture.

Don't forget the ones that put on a good show, like a peacock spreading its feathers. Also, the ones that kiss *** the best and with the most force. At our hall there wasn't really anyone related to each other that were MS or elders. It was just the ones that were yes men and kissed PO butt with the most anticipation and enthusiasm.

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Percentage of men who don't wash hands after pooing

by *jeremiah* in

i just left my work desk to go to the rest room.

this guy came out of the stall and clearly just finished his business and didn't wash his hands.

i see this a lot.

seawolf

Finallyfree, not just the crap covered keyboard, they get smegma on it from holding their wee-wee's when they take a leak. Yuck!

lol well some women are baking some sourdough bread down there so their keyboards and mice may not be operating-room-clean either lol.

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Percentage of men who don't wash hands after pooing

by *jeremiah* in

i just left my work desk to go to the rest room.

this guy came out of the stall and clearly just finished his business and didn't wash his hands.

i see this a lot.

seawolf

hahaha interesting thread. I was just in the bathroom at a nice reastaurant a few days ago and it was PACKED. I went in there to wash my hands before eating and the guys all had a strange look on their faces like WTF is he washing his hands and not using the bathroom? SOAP TOO? sure. ok. whatever. All you guys go out there to your huge steaks and drop enough dirt on them to grow a chia pet petri dish.

What was funny was when I heard all kinds of strange noises coming from the stalls I thought of that Dave Chappelle skit and couldn't stop laughing. I was hoping there wouldn't be liftoff from the stall behind me! They looked even stranger at me w00t! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJyMXqQasD4

oh and btw I was at a McDonalds one time and was in the bathroom washing my hands and the dude came out from reading the newspaper in the stall and walked right out and went into the kitchen making the food.

In case it isn't obvious, I wash my hands all the time.