Most of this I pilfered, some of these are my own.....
MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "Everybody loves Osama"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Torture"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says It's Right"
9:30 - "Afghanistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attacks"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Home Drawings"
9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"
10:00 - "No-more-witnesses News"
SATURDAYS:
8:00 - "Who's Firing Line Is It, Anyway?"
8:30 - "Bin Laden's Money"
9:00 - "Pakistan in the Middle"
9:30 - "Hi-jacked Wings"
10:00 - "Saturday Night Live Executions"
SUNDAYS:
8:00 - "Camel Trek - The Next Generation"
9:00 - SPECIAL MOVIE PRESENTATION DOUBLE BILL:
"Runaway Bride (Gets Stoned to Death)" followed by
"Me, Myself and Iran"
Reality Programming
SURVIVOR: AFGHANISTAN
Sixteen contestants run from the Taliban. Last one alive is the last one executed.
AFGHAN AFTER DARK
When good executions go bad.
News Program
60 MINUTES(to the next stoning)
Children's Programs
TINY TERRORIST TIME
OSAMA AND THE BRAIN: One is a mouse, the other's insane...