Posts by Funchback

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I am a CRACK ADDICT

by Funchback in

it's an addiction that i have tried to stop since i was a young boy.

my friends and loved ones have tried to encourage me to quit, but i just can't.

when i used to attend meetings, i would feed my addiction right there in the kingdom hall.

Funchback

Nikita-

Didn't you used to crack your knuckles???

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Punk'd

by Funchback in

who watches it?

who's going to miss it?

is it really coming to an end or are they just trying to punk all of us??

Yes, the Beyonce one was soooo funny! She went to a Christmas Tree lighting party for under-privileged kids and she had to get on a cherry-picker to put the "Star of Hope" on top of the tree. While way up high, the children are shouting things like, "Can you be my mommy???". Then, as she put the star on this gigantic tree (about 25-30 feet tall, at least), it comes crashing down and it smashes all of the children's gifts (which, Beyonce was told, were the first gifts they've gotten in years). Then, while Beyonce is still in the cherry-picker way up in the air, one of the kids yells, "Why did you ruin our Christmas?!?"

Of course, everyone was in on the prank EXCEPT Beyonce.

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Comic Strip Characters who could NEVER be a JW!!!

by Funchback in

henry

poor henry!

he can't talk, he's not deaf, and he doesn't know sign language.

Funchback

jgnat- Popeye also is quite violent (if provoked)!

Stephanus- Thanks for the assist!

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You Are Cordially Invited to a Philly Phest Brunch!

by Funchback in

jw
friends

all are welcome to attend philly phest (apostafest) brunch on sunday, january 11.

this will be the 2nd phest in the last three years.

if you missed the first one, then you missed meeting flower and her son jaden, badwillie and mrs. badwillie, and yours truly.

Funchback

Good looking out.

What is JWF?

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Which is worse: Going in Service or Having a Meeting on a Holiday?

by Room 215 in

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i used to dread the prospect of having an evening meeting to to go hanging over my head all day long on a major holiday, almost as much as being compelled to ``go out in service.".

how about you?

Funchback

Even though I dreaded (even hated) going out in Service on a holiday, my method was to knock on the door, hand the householder a tract, and leave.

But, I absolutely HATED and DETESTED my Monday night Book Study (Labor Day and Memorial Day). You're off from work but you can't really relax because all you're thinking about is, "I've got my damn meeting tonight! CRAP!"

The same applies on Thursday nights (Thanksgiving) or any night a holiday falls on a meeting night.

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Punk'd

by Funchback in

who watches it?

who's going to miss it?

is it really coming to an end or are they just trying to punk all of us??

Funchback

morty...

I probably would have been crying a river, too!

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Bashing Christmas VS. Bashing the "Memorial"...what's the difference?

by gumby in

if a baptist minister.....knocked on the door of a kingdom hall on "memorial" night, and said...."good evening, i know your probably busy at this time so i'll be breif.

since many celebrate the 'lord death' at this time of the year, many wonder how many true christians should actually partake of the emblems that are passed around?

we would like to offer you a pamphlet to read when you have time, and come back when it's convienent and discuss this further" .....( offers them a pamphlet).