Posts by Funchback

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If I wasn't on their DONOTCALL I am now !

by Will Power in

10:10 a.m. and 2 women with mags in hand ding dong on my door.

don't they know this is a do not call address?

well, it started out nice enough, i asked for a list of charitable works, (for other than jws) where their soup kitchens were, how a magazine will put food on someone's table, i brought up the un, the pedo data base, the whistleblower dfings, hoping that they'd be interested in one.

Funchback

Great stuff, WP!

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You Are Cordially Invited to a Philly Phest Brunch!

by Funchback in

jw
friends

all are welcome to attend philly phest (apostafest) brunch on sunday, january 11.

this will be the 2nd phest in the last three years.

if you missed the first one, then you missed meeting flower and her son jaden, badwillie and mrs. badwillie, and yours truly.

Funchback

Still time to respond if you'd like to attend.

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DA'd on Christmas, and my mother calling me

by Redneckgurl in

jw
friends

i knew this wouldn't be easy.

first of all, our announcement was read in 2 congregations, since we had just switched about 2 years ago.

the one my parents and longtime friends are in heard it on thursday, how ironic?

Funchback

If living a lie is how you are supposed retain your JW family and friends, then who the hell needs 'em?

If they truly love you and care about you and want you to be happy, they will respect your decision and will not shun you. Of course, it will take those TRUE family and friends to dig deep into their hearts and ignore the indoctrination they've received from the WTS over the years.

Hang in there, gurl!

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Describe The Person You Wish You Were

by minimus in

jw
friends

if you could (just like that) change things about yourself, what would you be like?

Funchback

I wanna be like Mike.

or

<snapping finger> Ooooh, Fajitas!!!

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Christmas Day/Arizona Another KH is torched

by blondie in

jw
friends

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dallas/tsw/stories/122703dntexchurchfire.4e03.html

worship hall fire was arson

08:23 pm cst on friday, december 26, 2003. associated press .

Funchback

Kind of off subject but I dislike that expression "the friends" (the elder mentioned that phrase in the last paragraph of the article).

Me and badwillie were discussing that terminology just the other day and it's another catch-phrase that cunningly makes you believe that your only friends are other JWs. I didn't realize how non-JWs can be WONDERFUL, TRUE friends until I left the BORG myself.

To get back to the subject, there are lots of drawings in the JW literature that depict churches getting destroyed. No religion is exempt from vandalism. They'll get over it. I'm just glad no one was killed.

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You Are Cordially Invited to a Philly Phest Brunch!

by Funchback in

jw
friends

all are welcome to attend philly phest (apostafest) brunch on sunday, january 11.

this will be the 2nd phest in the last three years.

if you missed the first one, then you missed meeting flower and her son jaden, badwillie and mrs. badwillie, and yours truly.

Funchback

Nikita- I will see you later today.

To all who are coming: I will be e-mailing you the restaurant info. If, after you receive the information, you need directions, please let me know ASAP!

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FAT PEOPLE = BAD ASSOCIATION

by Funchback in

i carry a few extra pounds but i generally don't overeat.

however, i enjoy a good meal.

but, the organization that says, "let us not judge others" is giving it's members free reign to judge those who are overweight (in the judger's eyes).

Funchback

blondie-

We had a pudgy CO, too. Me and my friend nicknamed him 'Fat Freddy Dentler'.

Plus, he had televangelist hair.

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Comic Strip Characters who could NEVER be a JW!!!

by Funchback in

henry

poor henry!

he can't talk, he's not deaf, and he doesn't know sign language.

Funchback

plmkrzy said:

fog horn and leg horn are male whores and bad influences on minors

Isn't Foghorn Leghorn one character? He's the...I say...he's the rooster that is always antagonizing the dog and is constantly being persued by the cute little Chicken Hawk (to be eaten).

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