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  America Bashing

  by TR in

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  with all of the america bashing going on of late, i thought i'd mention the fact that america stands for freedom, as flawed as our system may be.

  you're even free to be critical of the government and it's leaders.

  the many men and women who have died defending this country did so to preserve the rights even of people who hate the u.s. there are many different cultures here, so there are many different attempts at creating laws for the land.

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  SlayerLayer

  Slayer,

  (Sniff, sniff} I love you, man!

  You're not getting my Bud Light

  Slayer
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  Complement a Poster

  by Black Man in

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  here's your chance to complement a poster whose posts make you think, make you mad, make you laugh, make you cry.

  i usually find something that i dig in everybody's post around these parts.

  but i'll single out some peeps in particular.

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  SlayerLayer

  sniff sniff, I fall into the "too many to mention" class.

  Mommy: always so caring

  safe4kids: we have grandma Audry

  think41self: we have grandma Audry

  BugEye: Friendliest guy I know

  LadBug: You put up with Bugeye, nuff said

  rcat: doesn't take any shit

  Riz: spunky

  JanH: smartass just like me

  TR: We would make a great stand up team

  Logical: I listen to your music whenever I do drugs (lol)

  SilentLambs: For your caring heart

  FredHall: meow (wouldn't we miss him if he just disappeared?)

  Rem: Isn't that Awake! mag better than the discovery channel?

  VeniceIT: sup girl

  PeaceLoveHarmony: My favorite hippy

  Tina: always hugging people

  Joelbear: A man with a heart of gold

  COMF: What a cool dad you would be

  Slipnslide: Love your everchanging quotes

  CoolBreeze: so cool

  Gopher: wisdom

  The orchestra guy is starting to play his music so I'll leave the stage now. Thank you all for being you.

  Slayer

  "You are here because the world as you know it no longer makes sense.
  You've been raised on television to believe we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars - but we won't.
  You pray for a different life." Tyler Durden
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  Favourite Stand Up Comic

  by BugEye in

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  international of course:.

  dave allen, irish standup (sit down drinking whisky actually).

  bill cosby, love that fat albert.

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  SlayerLayer

  It's awesome that so many of you guys like Steven Wright. Many around here don't know him either Reagan. "If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?"
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  America Bashing

  by TR in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  with all of the america bashing going on of late, i thought i'd mention the fact that america stands for freedom, as flawed as our system may be.

  you're even free to be critical of the government and it's leaders.

  the many men and women who have died defending this country did so to preserve the rights even of people who hate the u.s. there are many different cultures here, so there are many different attempts at creating laws for the land.

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  SlayerLayer

  (quietly in the background as TR speaks)

  O beautiful for spacious skies,
  for amber waves of grain,
  for purple mountain majesties
  above the fruited plain!
  America! America!
  God shed his grace on thee,
  and crown thy good with brotherhood
  from sea to shining sea.

  O beautiful for heroes proved
  in liberating strife,
  who more than self their country loved,
  and mercy more than life!
  America! America!
  God mend thine every flaw,
  confirm thy soul in self-control,
  thy liberty in law.

  O beautiful for patriot dream
  that sees beyond the years
  thine alabaster cities gleam,
  undimmed by human tears!
  America! America!
  God shed his grace on thee,
  and crown thy good with brotherhood
  from sea to shining sea.
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  Songs that remember when

  by TweetieBird in

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  this is the third damn time i have tried to post this.

  i keep hitting the wrong button and losing it.. anyway, sometimes i hear songs on the radio that bring back some really great memories of my childhood and teenage years.

  despite being raised in the borg, i had a pretty good life.

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  SlayerLayer

  Hey there Lady Bugeye!

  I had to change the angel pic. I was getting too many emails from girls that thought I was a hottie. lol not kidding either.

  The quote is from one of my all time favorite movies "Fight Club". I highly reccomend it! You and Bugs will love it.

  Slayer
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  Songs that remember when

  by TweetieBird in

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  this is the third damn time i have tried to post this.

  i keep hitting the wrong button and losing it.. anyway, sometimes i hear songs on the radio that bring back some really great memories of my childhood and teenage years.

  despite being raised in the borg, i had a pretty good life.

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  SlayerLayer

  I love you guys, but your taste in music reminds me of Carlton from the Fresh Prince.

  "You are here because the world as you know it no longer makes sense.
  You've been raised on television to believe we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars - but we won't.
  You pray for a different life." Tyler Durden
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  Americans...

  by closer2fine in

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  i saw the post on "canadians" and thought we should have one too!!!.

  i'll start.....i live in connecticut, usa.. if god dropped acid, would he see people?

  -- steven wright

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  SlayerLayer

  Greenville, SC
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  Re : Did you help build a KH ????

  by ladonna in

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  i don't know about the rest of you but i was one of the stupid ones lugging bricks around and cleaning them up for the jw's shortly before i left.. how many others here have done the same???.

  how many of us have at one time been construction workers for the borg???.

  esther...you set my brain working on this one with your thread .

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  SlayerLayer

  I always went to pick up chicks...right Bendrr?

  Slayer
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  having fun with Robert

  by seven006 in

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  in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.

  i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.

  i did the same as a jw teen.

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  SlayerLayer

  Dave that was awesome.

  I styed up all night last night and in my delirious state I wrote this little tune to Robert.

  WARNING: THe following may be considered offensive to some.
  To be sung to Song number 15 "Life Without End--At Last"
  Music can be found here:
  > http://www.l-and-a.com.au/comm/addons/midi/song015.mid

  Can you see with your one eye peoples banding together
  The "evil" class will kick your ass
  You Know's a dookie stain

  Sing out with joy of heart
  You Know smells like a fart
  Oh how you blow
  Ole' You Know
  Kiss my apostate ass

  You're a beast living in grease lower than a used rubber
  Full of hot air No one cares to read your mindless posts

  Sing out with joy of heart You Know's a smelly fart
  Oh how you blow
  Ole' You know
  Kiss my apostate ass
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  Remembering Will

  by SlayerLayer in

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  i didn't really know these people that well.

  i was only ten.

  we were at their house eating dinner, one sunday after the meeting.

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  SlayerLayer

  Dave,
  No apology neccesary. I know that I too went off on You Know. I was letting off some steam. Thank you for putting You Know in his place.
  Chris