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  Keeping Hank Happy

  by messenger in

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  i'm john, and this is mary.

  he can do whatever he wants, and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass.

  kiss hank's ass and he'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.

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  New field service tactics!

  by NikL in

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  new regular pioneer techniques .

  these are untried and untested techniques to get .

  they're called goats in the bible.

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  Should I assimilate him...?

  by biblexaminer in

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  since i am still an active jw, or at least appearing to be, i still have my tubules in place and i am quite capable of assimilating a human.

  the question is, should i?.

  since i have to remain in this org.

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  Procter and Gamble - The Myth

  by Stephanus in

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  i never cease to be amazed at how much the jws resemble the pentecostal movement - especially the fear of demons.. that they have adopted the procter and gamble myth should come as no surprise therefore; i first heard of it from a pentecostal friend.

  the whole thing sounded suspicious to me; i advised caution or that he at least contacted the company before boycotting their products (to no avail, i might add!

  ) i would advise anyone who perpetuates this myth to stop doing so; it can get you sued!.

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  Dubs and Horsies

  by Stephanus in

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  i've gotten the impression that gambling is not looked upon kindly by the 'tower.

  is it officially condemned, i.e.

  is it a disfellowshippable offence?.

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  Kingdom Melodies Cassette No. 999999999........

  by kimberly in

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  sad person that i am, i posted this yesterday, but the post seems to have self destructed....... anyway, if anyone posted to the other thread wants to re-post to this one it would be much appreciated.

  alright, this is one of those what was your favourite questions:.

  when you were a witness (or even if youre still reluctantly attached like me), did you have a favourite kingdom melody (why couldnt they just be called hymns by the way)?.

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  Isn't the tie a phallic symbol

  by hippikon in

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  i seem to remember reading somewhere that the tie is a phallic symbol.

  can anybody shed any light on that.

  if this is so it should go the way of beards, birthdays, the cross, rock music, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc.

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  Amish - JWs similiar problems

  by larc in

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  something to read,.

  i just found a site where david yoder describes the amish culture in great detail.

  it is fascinating to get an inside view of their world.

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  ARE JWs Snoops?

  by Zep in

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  on the the back of awake june22 is a short little story!.

  last year, in maryland, u.s.a, a man politely refused the wt and awake magazines.his younger, however asked if she could have them, and the father said that she could.the two cleaning their car and putting trash in a nearby trash container[in other words a dumpster].

  concerned that the magazines might be discarded, the witness who offered them decided to return later[in other words late at night/early morning] and check the container[container is such a nice word...but in reality its called a dumpster...].

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  Just saying Hi

  by Ozzygal in

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  i've been lurking for a while, and feeling a little guilty about being here.

  you know, the ol' internet is evil thing.

  it's been a big topic down our way recently.

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