The worst thing my dog ever did was rip all my clothes off the line and rip them to shreds....Wonder if he was trying to tell me something???
That you look better naked?
Hey Stephanus , ya old fart! How ya been doin'?
Hey, Ona, how's it hangin'?
The least favorite (notice that I'm correcting your spelling LOL)
I've heard that the Oregon Trail was a tough experience, and that it knocked the stuffing out of all who took it. Many things were lost, including a tolerance for extra letters in words. At least your ancestors weren't part of the Donner Party - who knows WHAT they would have lost!