A better allegory would have Mario not serving them actual food, but pictures of the kind of great food they'll be dining sumptuously on "anytime soon".
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Don't eat at Mario's!
by changeling inthe anticipation for the sept km is making me crazy!
i hope this rumor is on the level.
if it turns out to be a hoax i will be crushed.
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Have/Do you 'fake' orgasms?
by AK - Jeff inthe theme of last nites 'seinfeld' rerun.
it was a hoot!.
well.... do you fake them?.
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Stephanus
Sometimes after about 6 or 8 times in a row and all I got are dry heaves. Yes I have.
Old goldminer that I am, I refer to that as "dryblowing"...
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Saying 'goodbye' on the phone. US style?
by ThomasCovenant ini can't help but have noticed that the us tv and film industry more than not portray phone conversations finishing without any 'goodbyes'.
someone will say, for example, 'see you at the mall' then put down the phone.. is this a reflection of the norm in us land or just filming priorities of time and money?.
thomas covenant.
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Stephanus
Growing up, my brother and I noticed that people on American tv shows always hung up the phone without saying any polite words of farewell. We thought it was widespread practice, and that, therefore Americans were "really rude!"
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You Must Push, Push, Push To Accomplish More, More, More
by The wanderer in<!-- .style1 { font-family: arial; font-size: 18px; color: #000099; } .style2 { font-family: arial; font-size: 16px; color: #000099; } .style3 { font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; } .style4 {font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; } .style5 {font-size: 12px} .style6 {font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: italic; } --> you must push, push, push to accomplish more, more, moreone of the major reasons in leaving the organization was the pressure exerted on the individual.
in the congregation.
it always seemed as if your best was never good enough and more could .
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Stephanus
Even Jesus and the Apostles took time out.
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Are the accountants merely following a formula?
by OnTheWayOut inbethel was full of people, departments, assignments.
a growing corporation often.
has waste.
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Stephanus
A business run by beancounters and having no entrepreneurs to take risks and provide vision and forward momentum is headed for disaster. Of course, this is a business we're unlikely to shed a tear for...
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HAPPY DAY!....A GIRL CAN START A LAWN MOWER!
by restrangled injust wanted to let everyone know i took the advice of someone who suggested i wedge the damn thing against the house, taped down the handle, yanked it with both arms and the thing came to life like there was no tomorrow.. i burned up at least 600 calories, the lawn looks great and i have earned my keep today!.
how many hilarious comments can i get on this thread?.
r..
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Stephanus
HAPPY DAY!....A GIRL CAN START A LAWN MOWER!
Topic:
HAPPY DAY!....A GIRL CAN START A LAWN MOWER!Just a fluke!
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Elephants make a jail break
by Lady Lee inin view of the mammoth that was recently discovered i can understand why a couple of elephants might want to go on the lam in case anyone wants to freeze them for a thousand years or so.. .
tusk, tusk, tusk.
elephants make pre-dawn foray into ont.
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Stephanus
Sounds more like an evening stroll than an escape, to me. Perhaps their handlers should take them for walks outside the cricus more often.
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Kudos to the Christians/Believers on JWD. (seriously)
by Open mind infirst off i'd like to say that the title of this thread is not tongue-in-cheek.
i remember a thread from ak-jeff a couple months ago where he observed how some posters develop a condescending attitude towards christians and how that made him feel like he didn't really fit in here.
i'm sure that may have come across (unintentionally) in some of my recent threads where i've related my arrival at agnosticism/atheism.
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Stephanus
JW's fail scientifically, logically, moraly, and theologically.
Not only that, but they're ugly, too! LOL
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Six years on JWD!
by TresHappy ini admit i don't post often anymore; however six years!
how cool is that!
happy birthday to me!
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Stephanus
But none so old as meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (cue maniacal laughter)
(Waiting for some old fart like Minimus to turn up, now)
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Elvis sighting at Long Beach Spanish Convention
by Shawn10538 inover 5,000 jws were serenaded by an elvis impersonator singing kingdom songs through microphone and amp as they exited the convention.
it was impossible to get to your car without going within 20 feet from him.
he would tell passers by to sing along saying, "i know you know the words!
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Stephanus
Sounds like an "apostate" protester with a bit of nous and flair - not the kind you can just blow off.