I guess all the apostates on this site are really 'BUSY' then, eh?
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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30My Dad sent me this; anyone got a sick-bag?
by Abaddon injunk dubbie mail from my dear dad (who i have quite a good relationship with, as i can ignore stuff like this);.
subject: satan's convention----theme: "keep them busy".
satan called a worldwide convention.
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How to really ruin a Memorial...
by Abaddon in... me and my gf came up with a few ways to spoil the wine and busicuits ceremony last night, feel free to join in;.
taking a jar of marmite, and spreading it on the bread before taking a bite.. asking if there's any dips when they pass the bread.. asking the attendant who passes you the wine if there's any cheese.. faking an entire choking episode; taking the bread, gagging, choking, heinlich (sp?
) manuever, the lot.. take a good swig of wine, swill it like a wine taster, spit it out over the attendant's shoes, pass it back to him and say "it's corked".. start speaking in tongues after taking the emblems.. kneel when the speaker prays over the emblems, and then troop down to the front like a good little rc.. stick a condom packet on the tray of bread.. a few of those are a bit weak, and i honestly couldn't be arsed actually doing any, but it's fun to think of the faces... anyone else got ideas?
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* "Hey look, the bread is mouldy!"
* "Cool, free biscuits! And you all saved them just for me! OMG, wine too! I LOOOVE this religion! *SLURP*"
* Secretly find out the exact name and manf. etc of the bread beforehand (having Elder friends helps here) and then after it's been passed around to everyone and put back on the stage, run up to the stage (sit at the back for max. effect!) and remove a concealed slice of same bread from your pocket, shouting, "Hey, hang on, you forgot this!"
* Bring a hardcore pr0n magazine, and then when the wine/bread reaches you, say "Hang on, lemme just look at the centerfold, gimme a minute here OK!"
* After the bread's been passed around, "Well, looks like everybody musta eaten before they came here!"
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Why all the disrespect for Tua Pek Kong?
by bboyneko innow i understand completely that most in this forum are 100% against jws and the watchtower.
what i don't understand is the disrespect that has been shown for such a sacred occasion that is the birthday of tua pek kong.
whether you agree with jws or not, the fact is that birthday of tua pek kong has a lot of meaning for poh hock seah's.
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Excellent! *LOL*
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Memorial No Shows...Please Check in....
by ISP inwell, i was tempted but i decided not to go to the most bizarre religious ritual of modern times....how about you?.
isp
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My friends and I went to watch a local comedian at a bar near the KH, so I asked the guy who was giving me a ride there to drive past the KH. The KH only has 1 street going into it, and there were all these cars lined up to go into it's parking lot like ducks in a row. Since it was a quiet night traffic-wise, I told my friend to simply overtake the long block of cars, SLOOOOWLY. We drove past, and the solemn looks on the faces of all the Dubs and Dub-sympathizers was just the most sickening and also the most hilarious thing I've seen for a long time.
Didn't see any parking attendants smoking... @ that KH that would have gotten you a Judicial Meeting straight away, smoking whilst attending the Memorial...geez...the guy has balls of steel or just doesn't care either way!
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ARMAGEDDON has *ALREADY* HAPPENED
by Quotes inin response to you know's thread ( http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=24539&site=3) wherein he posits that "armageddon could happen".. (give me one second to get my tongue planted firmly in my cheek.... ok... got it).
consider the following (taken from http://www.byu.edu/ipt/projects/middleages/lifetimes/plague.html).
the black death: bubonic plague.
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Nice post, Quotes! That's quite an interesting alternative take on the situation, I must say...
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What are the most stupid JW rule?
by beroea inwhat are the most stupid jw rule?.
what do you consider to be the most stupid rules or tradition of the jw lives?
im thinking about any kind of rule or regulative that only has one answer to the questions why:.
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Looks like a lot of the people on this board have had some pretty rough experiences during their Dub lives. Now that I think back, some of the rules were some of the silliest things imaginable. Unfortunately for me, I never saw or heard of ANYONE questioning Societal doctrine...maybe I would have left sooner had it happened, and if I'd been given a chance to directly see the underhanded mind control so prevalent in the BORG.
OneLove: Damn, your story reminds me of my childhood, literally word for word. It's amazing how close your 'experiences' are to mine.
The absolute silliest thing I remember was from my middle childhood, when I was about 7, and I went on field service with my mom, and there were no brothers to 'take the lead', so one of the oldest sisters in my KH had to say the prayer with a doily on top of her head, simply because I was there (I was the only male present, in a group of 20).
Today when I think about it I laugh, because it seems so ludicrous, but the people involved took it rather too seriously for my liking.
Once when I was at an assembly, I was busy putting some small muffins + other delectable, home made items on my paper plate during lunch (that was when food was still served at the Assemblies), and an older brother came trundling along and reproved me, saying I should "leave some for the other brothers", when in fact there was so much food that a lot of it got thrown away.
What else...hmmm...lemme see...I also wasn't allowed to go to any extra-curricular activities, which resulted in me taking several nasty steps down on the social ladder at school usually. I changed schools quite often, and each time I would usually have to introduce a whole BUNCH of people to the WTBTS doctrines in my new school, and this all landed up being quite a painful experience.
But you should see the expression on a chyq'Z face when I'm lying next to her in bed the morning after and I tell her I was in a high-control Cult for most of my life! HEHE! Totally freaks them out...they think I'm a psycho or something, then I prove them right
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DO THE MATH, GOD CAN SAVE ONLY ONE IN 1,000?
by new boy inwhat got me thinking, -------when i was seating at a district ass.
and looking at the audiences of 10,000 people seating there, i thought if all these people here were to represent all the earths population, only ten people on the front row would be saved.. since the population of the planet is 6 billion "worldly people" and 6 million jws, that means those poor bastards in the world only have one in 1,000 chance to live!
but i was "lucky" enough to be born into a jws family {and maybe 75%?
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Mathematics is the province of intelligent people, thus automatically excluding most of the very higherly-ranked Dubs. After all, the R&F aren't supposed to go to college, so how will they ever learn enough to be able to question the numbers the FDS feeds them?
"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
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Being a single Ex JDub
by Cammi inis it just me, or is it very difficult to be a single ex?
there are questions boyfriends ask about my family, why i dont have contact with them, and what did i do to gain their utter disfavor?
why do i put up with what men tell me to believe?
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It is pretty hard. Dealing with family issues like that is a major mission...
"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
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Anyone heard this? News!
by Dogpatch ini reeceived an email today that said:.
we visited my parents in fl last weekend, and though they're still .
technically witnesses, they consider themselves double agents.
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The WTBTS might unknowingly be running a Trojan. Be careful!
That, or they might knowingly be running Trojan detection software, and checking if any computers connecting to theirs are running a compatible Trojan.
This would mean that, provided you had the appropriate Trojan Horse proggie running silently (and virtually invisibly...only a trained cracker would be able to execute the secret commands required to start or stop or even manipulate the Trojan), they could casually browse through your hard drive. If you are on a DSL or other permanent connection, I strongly recommend running several different virus checkers.
"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
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Q & A on Jesus and God. The real TRUTH.
by apostate man in23. if jesus is the first and the last, why did god say in isaiah 44:6 that he was the first and the last?
matthew 1:20 says that the holy ghost was the father, while romans 15:6, ii corinthians 11:31, and ephesians 1:3 say that god was the father.
51. does the bible say that jesus was god with us?
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Good one JJ!
"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.