I loved this one:
:: "You filthy evil apostates. How dare you attack Jehovah's servants. It will be a great day on earth when armageddon arrives and all you evil ones will perish. You will be food for the birds and dung for the fields. There will be great rejoicing when you are all dead for attacking and maligning Jehovah's people, GREAT REJOICING!"
Now, let's do a little word substitution here:
"You filthy evil Groupas. How dare you attack Groupb. It will be a great day on earth when armageddon arrives and all you evil Groupas will perish. You will be food for the birds and dung for the fields. There will be great rejoicing when you are all dead for attacking and maligning Groupb, GREAT REJOICING!"
So, Groupa merely attacks Groupb, and Groupb will rejoice when Groupa is dead (bird-food, field-dung, much rejoicing, etc).
Uh... (scratching my head)... Groupa is supposed to be the evil ones in this scenario?
Gotta love that cult mentality.
BTW, Michael3000, I was LMAO when I read your comment. I can just see 'The Undertaker' reciting the above lines under his old M.O.