Topics Started by The_Bad_Seed

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Ned Flanders is a JW!
by Simon in
1. social
2. humour
just watching the simpsons where homer gets his thumb cut off.

there is a scene where ned is reading a story to one of his kids:.

"so, harry and his friends go straight to hell for practising witchcraft".
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My surreal district convention
by RunningMan in
1. jw
2. friends
well, i just got back from yet another summer ass-marathon.

seventeen hours of sitting in hockey arena seats that were made for three hour games, trying to stay awake, while not losing contact with my extremities.. needless to say, the program was dull and boring.

in fact, i'm not completely sure that they didnt just re-run last year's.
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Alternative Definitions To WTS-Related Terms
by NewWay in
1. social
2. humour
alternative definitions to wts-related words and terms .

* 'great crowd' - a large group of people who turned up too late to catch the bus to heaven.. .

* 'prophetic date' - a type of fruit that may look good on the outside, but which some people find leaves a bitter after-taste, and others find too hard to swallow.. .
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Favorite JW Celebs!
by professor in
1. jw
2. friends
who is your favorite jw celebrity, past and present?.

who is your least favorite?

ja rule
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Thinking about God, gives me a migraine..really
by LyinEyes in
1. jw
2. friends
i am serious, i have have noticed a distinct pattern in my headache.

flare ups here lately.

when i decide to start reading the bible or give spiritual mediation a try, i start to get sick.
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Slim Jims: Jehovahs Jerky, or Satans Meatstick?
by The_Bad_Seed in
1. jw
2. friends
there has been much ado over claims that slim jims may have therapeutic value in treating blind rage and aging spots, as seen in such celebrity cases as macho man randy savage, and in easing the mania that comes from watching wwf raw more than once a week.

a u.s. institute of medicine report acknowledges that there is some truth to these claims.

but does this mean that the near-future doctors will be prescribing slim jims, as if they were a panacea?.
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What are you doing now you are free?
by sleepy in
1. jw
2. friends
what are you using your time to do , that you couldn't do before when enslaved to the decrepit old men of the org?.

i'm now determined to throw down my squeegee , and become an artist.. yes i am ashamed to admit i am a window cleaner.. i have always love drawing and art, but was adviced in school that if iwanted to be an artist i would have to be determined and be totally focused in order to succeed.. but knowing i had to pioneer and go to the meetings etc i knew i wouldn't have time .so i choose to let go of my dream and waste my talents in order to serve god by selling magazines.. in fact the "truth" took up so much time that i almost gave up drawing , i cant draw well unless relaxed and i have plenty of time, in fact my favorite time is early morning when i wake up.. now i have no meetings , studying etc i have lots of time to draw and i just cant stop.. i don't know much about getting into the art world , but looking round different galleries i've seen and comparing my work i belive i can succeed.. i'll give it my best shot anyway.
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Creation/Evolution Book p.106
by badboy in
1. jw
2. friends
i believe it is on the above page that it has a picture of a dark coloured butterfly on a tree-truck(sp?)..

is the wt aware that the picture is supposed to b a fake, because researchers stuck pines(sp?

)in dead butterflies to produce the pictures to support their theory of evolution, i read this in ____________philadelphia trumpet about evolution.. does it glorify jehovah using fake pictures
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DOnnie Darko
by Naeblis in
1. jw
2. friends
it amazes.

it makes love to my eyes and brain.

rabbits!
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Go Leafs Go!!!
by Beans in
1. social
2. physical
i have been holding back through the first two rounds as i get to excited to shout and scream.

today for the first time i drove around with my flag on the truck.

i can`t get my hopes up to soon as i usually do but i can`t hold back any longer "i am weak"!.