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  Great News For Smokers

  by Englishman in

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  according to the times, 40% of people who smoke will not contract cancer in their entire lifetime.. this is truly wonderful news for addicts, many of whom have have been pushing their deep misgivings and health concerns into the background, or smoking less or smoking low tar or smoking cigars or inhaling less or smoking in secret or smoking part-time.. what this means in real terms is that for every 5 smokers you observe, only 3 of them are someday destined to suffer what the medical profession refer to as "night agonies".

  briefly, this is a syndrome endured by cancer patients who's discomfort becomes more pronounced in the small hours, sufferers are observed to sometimes hit their heads against their pillows in their frustration with themselves for not having the strength of character to quit.. this is indeed excellent news for smokers, particularly for those who become irritated with goody-goody persons who try to get them to give up.

  god, those people are so tedious, aren't they?.

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  think41self

  Jumping in here to say

  Welcome Back Philo

  I was asking about you in chat and no one had heard from you. Did your move go well? All settled in now? Ready for your welcome back spanking?

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  my first turkey....

  by wonderwoman77 in

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  hey everyone.

  i made my first turkey this year for thanksgiving!!

  and it was mighty yummy.

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  LOLOL UncleBruce

  You can tie me up anytime.

  And cooking the turkey was appallingly easy. Hubby put it in one of those roasting bags that seals in all the juices and cooked it for 4 1/2 hours. It was finger lickin' good or whatever you prefer to .

  basteman makes me scream til my eyes bulge
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  my first turkey....

  by wonderwoman77 in

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  hey everyone.

  i made my first turkey this year for thanksgiving!!

  and it was mighty yummy.

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  Hey WW,

  Glad you enjoyed it! We have only been doing the holiday thing for a couple of years now, and each year it gets better. My sister and her kids came to my house this year(small gathering due to the rest of the fam still being in the borg) and we had a great time! Hubby cooked the turkey, and sis and I did the rest. For Christmas, we will go to her house. Don't you love the freedom?

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  Can Anyone Help Me With This Problem?

  by Englishman in

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  i have a problem looming over me, so i thought that i would throw it open for discussion on this forum in the hope of finding a solution.

  any help would be much appreciated.

  every easter, her ladyship and i take a weeks activity break on the isle of madeira.

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  Eman,

  I wholeheartedly concur with Andi's suggestion, honesty with a little tact always works for me. Who wouldn't be able to understand your craving a little private time with your lovely wife?

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  My Thanksgiving...

  by Billygoat in

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  this post is totally sappy, but i don't care.

  i wanted to share it anyway.

  lately, i have felt very sorry for myself because my relationship with my jw parents is almost to the point of being severed.

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  Sweet Andi,

  I understand the grieving process you're going through, but with the healthy attitude you have, you will come out the other side stronger and more compassionate for having experienced it. And in a way, you can be thankful for that experience also. Now you will never take love and relationships for granted again.(if you ever did)

  Thank you for sharing your experiences with us. You have allowed some of us into your life, and we have benefited from that experience also.

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  Silly post: funny UK placenames

  by expatbrit in

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  i'm feeling silly, so here's some of my favourite silly uk place names, courtesy of http://www.jump-around.com/tools/place-names/.

  assloss.

  balls cross.

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  think41self

  That was fun! I'll come play with you anytime Expat.

  Tracy
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  Silly post: funny UK placenames

  by expatbrit in

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  i'm feeling silly, so here's some of my favourite silly uk place names, courtesy of http://www.jump-around.com/tools/place-names/.

  assloss.

  balls cross.

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  Geez Expat,

  You could almost write a story with those whacky names.

  Wetwang had a bad case of Balls Cross, most probably caused by the Breasty Haw giving him the Lickey End. So he said "Bitch Craig, this is Nasty...I'll have to travel to Pisser Clough to get this looked at by a Spunkie Bastard".

  She said "Fulking Hill, what a load of Assloss. Any Twathats could fix your Great Cockup by a Twatt slap on the Buttock. Go over to Slag Hill, just over Pisshill, and go see old doc Cum Hag Wood. He'll fix you up in no time and I'll be screamin' Mingearraidh all night long again".

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  PART TWO. (A Tale Of 2 Witties)

  by Englishman in

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  ...........we were stunned, i had never heard a father treat anyone with such a harsh contempt, and my heart went out to the daughter who later visited my then local pub the unicorn to seek me out..... thats right, the 18 year old daughter turned up in my local pub and brought her 20 year old witness brother along with her.

  after several pints of ale, he informed me that he was heavily into smoking pot and that he was concerned that he might get df'd if he was caught.

  he didn't see why he couldn't enjoy a joint without giving up being a witness, she had just finished watching the movie "shirley valentine", did i know what a clitoris was?.

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  Hey wait!

  You mean UK Witlesses are allowed to have beards? If they had one here it meant they were spiritually weak, and the other brother would have been "slightly" shunning the bearded one. [8>]

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21ST CENTURY

  by BoozeRunner in

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  i love this one-i know you ladies love it also.. fairy tale for women of the 21st century.

  once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.. the frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: .

  elegant lady, i was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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  Hey Boozy,

  In my best Jim Carrey voice: "I like it alot"

  Just think, if it had been a slightly larger critter, she could have been dining on another part of the anatomy.

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  I had to do the washing up today

  by barry in

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  adam was walking around the garden of eden feeling very lonely, so god asked adam, 'whats wrong with you?

  '' adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

  god said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.

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  Hahahahaha Prisca,

  I was game for it because if Barry or any other man on here wants to take issue with what I said....well, they just might be in for a spanking.

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!