Posts by TR

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Evil CO's wives

by PopeOfEruke in

does anyone remember particularly evil wives of circuit overseers?.

i remember one, a little chinese "lady" known as norma.

absolutely hated kids.

TR

but she was sure anal! Rosemary Kraushaar.

Ha! We had her, too. I worked with the CO, but not her. She looked and acted like a stuck-up hay bag. LOL! Methinks hubby was pussy-whipped. LOL, again!

TR

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Educate me on JW dating!

by Delicious_Daniel in

i really like this girl who ive been told is a jw.

im not sure about jw's and their beleifs of dating so i have a few questions.. 1) are jw's allowed to date outside their religion?.

2) what are jw's beleifs on pre-marital sex?.

TR

1. NO!

2. NO!

3. Run away as fast as you frickin' can, dude.

TR

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The New Animated Watchtower!

by Englishman in

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i thought that if ever there was an animated watchtower, then this pic would say it all!.

"armageddon is just around the corner, folks!".

feel free to add your captioned wt pics.. englishman.

Christmas card for WT-elders

by Carlo in

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i feel to send christmas cards to wt-elders.

i will wish them a merry christmas, a happy new year and the hope that the witchpower society will have even more decrease in the year to come, than in the years before.. do you know of any arrogant wt-elders.

then hand me over their names and postal addresses.

TR

ROTFLMAO!

Find a Kingdom Hall with an outside electrical outlet and plug in some cheap Christmas lights.

TR

23

Circuit Visit / Christmas campaign

by caspian in

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sorry that i haven't posted for a while, been moving house and congregation over the last few weeks.. just thought that i will mention, the comments made by our co at the elders meeting on the friday of his visit.. with the elders starting the visits on the inactive in jan and feb, it was suggested by the society to start a week or so earlier to see how many have inactive ones have christmas decorations and so-on.. it was also suggested that if such ones are celebrating a pagan festival, it could be classed as false worship.

which is classified as a "self-disassociation offence" and hence an announcement could be made to the congregation.. my question is this, is it just our co taking things in to his own hands or is this now national or international policy.

kind regards.

TR

Scully,

That is one helluv an idea! I'll invite the elders under the guise of "reconsidering" my DA. I'll get one of the kids to snap some photos. "SMILE!"(click!) The elders will unwittingly smile, and only too late will realize what happened, if they realize it at all. Then, if they still remain without getting the beJesus scare outta them, we'll talk at length about all the WT scandals. It'll be a good witness for them.

TR

Edited by - TR on 16 December 2002 11:6:52

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Circuit Visit / Christmas campaign

by caspian in

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friends

sorry that i haven't posted for a while, been moving house and congregation over the last few weeks.. just thought that i will mention, the comments made by our co at the elders meeting on the friday of his visit.. with the elders starting the visits on the inactive in jan and feb, it was suggested by the society to start a week or so earlier to see how many have inactive ones have christmas decorations and so-on.. it was also suggested that if such ones are celebrating a pagan festival, it could be classed as false worship.

which is classified as a "self-disassociation offence" and hence an announcement could be made to the congregation.. my question is this, is it just our co taking things in to his own hands or is this now national or international policy.

kind regards.

TR

Hmmmm. I think I'll INVITE the damn elders to my house for a visit. They'll have to run the gauntlet of Christmas lights and decorations on the way to the front door. Hopefully they'll disregard the "NO "HOVAH" sign on the door. When they ring the doorbell, it will play a Christmas tune. When I answer the door, I'll greet them with a hearty "Merry Christmas! I'll ramble on endlessly about meaningless crap, and in the mean time they can stare at all the Christmas stuff in my house. Christmas music will be playing in the background, along with the wife and kids discussing what to get so-and-so for Christmas, and who's coming for Christmas dinner. Occasionally I'll chime in my opinion to my wife about what to get aunt "Zelda" for Christmas, and what Christmas parties we'll be attending.

Or not.

TR

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Are JW's Showing Enough Appreciation To Apostates?

by Englishman in

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imho, definitely not!

we are the chappies who keep the congregations clean!

take the un debacle.

TR

Yaloaf said:

Do you realize that you are hurrying the end's coming? This is all soooooo ironic!

Yeah, and you're from a long line of dummies who believe that nonsense. Thousands of years worth of "the end is near". LOL!

TR

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How to help a JW using 607, 1914 stuff.

by apocalypse in

the following information was prepared for the benefit of those who are endeavoring to assist a close friend or relative who is a jehovahs witness.

it is intended to aid a person who wishes to, in a non-confrontational manner, approach the vital foundational issue with respect to the primary doctrine of jehovahs witnesses.

it can be done without the recipient of the information even becoming aware of your intentions.

TR

Very good work, but the truly braindead 'hovah will still cling to the WTS as the "truth". Most times it takes more than confusing chronology to get them to think. I believe that a truly intellegent 'hovah will do the research above, and start making his/her exit from 'hovahville. The "Gomer" class will say after all is said and done, "I still believe it is the truth".

TR

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