Posts by AuntConnie

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Stop Putting Apostate Stickers On My Literature! They "Cost Lots of Money!"

by AuntConnie in

"true story" the circuit overseer came to our kingdom hall and read us the riot act (local needs style) "magazines of this quality are not free, they cost money and we are not generating enough donations to defray the cost of the magazines(or running the top of the line printing presses) i get my ass out of bed to place literature in the laundray cleaning, coin opperated shops and some asshole puts his apostate stickers on our magazines.

do you know how hard it is to get up at 6:00 am and how expensive those magazines are costing the organization to print?

please stop defiling our literature, i dont post hateful stickers on your website so please leave my magazines alone.

AuntConnie

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Stop Putting Apostate Stickers On My Literature! They "Cost Lots of Money!"

by AuntConnie in

"true story" the circuit overseer came to our kingdom hall and read us the riot act (local needs style) "magazines of this quality are not free, they cost money and we are not generating enough donations to defray the cost of the magazines(or running the top of the line printing presses) i get my ass out of bed to place literature in the laundray cleaning, coin opperated shops and some asshole puts his apostate stickers on our magazines.

do you know how hard it is to get up at 6:00 am and how expensive those magazines are costing the organization to print?

please stop defiling our literature, i dont post hateful stickers on your website so please leave my magazines alone.

AuntConnie

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STAY AWAY FROM MY KINDGOM HALL," LORD'S EVENING MEAL" INVITATIONS REVOKED!!!!!

by AuntConnie in

i am very angry, pent-up rage call it!

so you will understand why and with great ease this subject is able to flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, because this time of the year is worse than your christmas time jitters!

anxiety, stress, compulsive babbling nuts are invading our service groups!

AuntConnie

Recovery, I am saying I want them to do it at their house and not in our nice, clean and fresh smelling Kingdom Hall with all those pretty flowers I picked. I have a natural eye for floral arrangements, I dont want my flowers to wilt from the stench of the stinky "faders", "flunkers", "expelled", "apostates". Two years ago we had a bus from the retirement (death home) pull into the Kingdom Hall, I almost crapped my pants and thought "oh my God, who are they? A bus loaded with old people crapping their pants, yelling from dementia with that "old person smell"." Thank God they pulled in the wrong place, the bus driver stopped for directions to the Catholic Church for Bingo Night! I said a prayer to thank Jehovah he shuffled those ancients off as fast as he could. These are the things that give me panic attacks and keep me awake at night, why can't we have a normal flowing religion instead of one year we are all crammed in a disease infested and infected building?

@finkelstien, your comment on my comment was funny! Thank you for the laughs, my stress level is horrible after a bad day in field service with "Cat-Sister" and her homeschooled snot-nosed punk ass. I spent a hour trying to clean the mirrors as this little monkey touched every spot in my car with his filth laded hands. I like you all, big mac and steve talk so patient and reasonable, you JWN are a mystery to me. I don't know why the Society is so afraid of you here, the things I hear in Field Service or on the phone make your site child's play. Back to my gripes-

Why can't they rent a building big enough to give us leg room and remain hidden so I can slip out of the building without anyone seeing me. Just once I would love to enjoy the service without anyone molesting me!

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Circuit Oversears treated like gods...did this happen in your Hall!!!

by Witness 007 in

brothers would full on laugh at the c.o's lame jokes.

fight over who gets him for dinner where no expense would be speared..."oh they dont eat flour, sugars or milk products...".

AuntConnie

Why do you think my husband has been working his ass off for years, he will be a circuit overseer in less than three years! Did you think it was the pay we are striving for? There is only one reason to endure the ass kissing, money giving and days of slavery to the RGB.

The tree Ps, Prestige, prominence and praise is what we all desire inside, if only my hubby had a ring people could kiss when he ascends into the Circuithood, the friends bascially worship us and I enjoy receiving their adulation. Did you actually think we did this for noble and aiding the friends? What if the Society found out many of our friends in high places have doubts and bite their teeth to avoid being disconnected from the "Source"?

We don't have to live off the Watchtower, our kids can run the business while we travel the roads and trouble shoot Kingdom Halls in disgrace standings.

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STAY AWAY FROM MY KINDGOM HALL," LORD'S EVENING MEAL" INVITATIONS REVOKED!!!!!

by AuntConnie in

i am very angry, pent-up rage call it!

so you will understand why and with great ease this subject is able to flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, because this time of the year is worse than your christmas time jitters!

anxiety, stress, compulsive babbling nuts are invading our service groups!

AuntConnie

HoneyBucket I promise I have only passed out invitations to worthy potentials, not those section:8 and Welfare receiving drags on Society. I run a business, I am not a stupid person and the facts are very few of the Section:8er's are going to get a job in this world, so why invite them to a Kingdom Hall? Jehovah knows we have plenty of these car less, babbling, broke washouts! I can keep a clean conscience knowing I stirred a Welfare Cadillac King or Queen to another church. The fact is our Kingdom Hall has been infected with more poor people as of late and they are already asking about the Summer Convention.

We don't have funds to give to the myriads and myriads of "open hands with sweating palms", so please remember the adage or qoute "The Enemy of my Enemy is my friend", you don't want people to attend Meetings, I don't want losers and people living off "public assistance" badgering the friends for money, time and food, it's a win-win-win for all! Don't blame me for handing out all those tracts, I am sure you all saw that video someone did on Youtube about the tract and the skit by two professional people talking about how depressed that tract made them feel.

I threw a large amount of Invites I received into the trash, you know my stance on depressed and dirty, poor and time consuming projects (publishers in progress), you can keep them to yourselves. I am looking for the cream of the crop, no "cling on's" hanging to my husband and other elders begging for someone to fix their plumbing, electrical, carpets or yard care.

Steve, how would I do this? I tried to limit the exposure on my side of the equation, Kooks you invite to the Kingdom Hall enjoy sitting next to the person who invited them. I wish I could put the wrong day and time like the Republicans did in Florida's Presidential race back in 2000. I know four of the people I invited are coming, one of them looks like the long haired, facial hair hippie from the upcoming Watchtower magazine. I was wondering why every person my husband and I have ever studied with, has either been disfellowshiped or left the Organization. The frustration of doing the "Memorial Shuffle" sucks, you know what this was like and how much pressure to exert yourself as a Pioneer and Elder the Organization put's on the Body. I wish the most dearest brothers on the Governing Body had to go out and hand out tracts and sit by the "situations" they invite. It's not fair!

Thank God I have Xanax and gin to drink that evening, dealing with all those people is going to be crazy or suicide!

"YOUR NOT INVITED TO THE LORD'S EVENING MEAL, PLEASE STAY AT HOME, JUST DON'T COME TO MY KINGDOM HALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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STAY AWAY FROM MY KINDGOM HALL," LORD'S EVENING MEAL" INVITATIONS REVOKED!!!!!

by AuntConnie in

i am very angry, pent-up rage call it!

so you will understand why and with great ease this subject is able to flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, because this time of the year is worse than your christmas time jitters!

anxiety, stress, compulsive babbling nuts are invading our service groups!

AuntConnie

I am very angry, pent-up rage call it! So you will understand why and with great ease this subject is able to flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, because this time of the year is worse than your Christmas Time Jitters! Anxiety, Stress, compulsive babbling nuts are invading our Service groups! More freak-shows out in field service, additional mentals violating our car-groups is driving me insane! The low number "poser pioneers" are stacking up like hobos in front of the Salvation Army, and who do you think has to drive the misfits around town? So, please just this once, help me create a half-empty Kingdom Hall instead of packing our Hall like illegal immigrants in a V.W. Bug! I hate having to give up my seat to someone new, possibly old and play the role of the "Good Wife", this sucks!

I am on your side when it come's to complaining about handing out invitations to the Lord's Evening Meal, so let's keep out all the Trolls who visit once a year, if that! The small group of true Witnesses Of Jehovah are invited to my house for "Aunt Connie's Cupcakes and Ice Cream" (free disinfectant sponges, anti-viral soaps with anti-biotic creme will be available to those who touched anyone questionable.) so leave early and get out of the Kingdom Hall a.s.a.p.! I think there's only twenty five or thirty who are truly worthy of attending the Evening Meal, everyone else are just wanna-be-a-christian-Os. I beg you to pass this message on, please stay away from the Kingdom Hall and allow us to have breathing room, a Kingdom Hall that smells clean with truly righteous men and women who serve Jehovah God every day, not Sunday, not one day a year. I would like to share the experience of the unclean and misfits who sat in front of me last year, gross body oder, malt liquor, cigarettes and sex or old person smell (cat urine with b.o.). My husband called in the local witness carpet cleaner to disinfect and fumugate those rows of seats.

Your conversations show you don't want to attend the meeting this year, so do us all a favor and stay home, we don't want you! Why should we have to stuff ourselves like sardines in a can, to accomodate human rejects who have no desire to know the Truth. I wish my parents would stop pretending they are Jehovah's Witnesses and stay at home too, it's all a game with them. You worship Jehovah and miss meetings throughout the year, and pretend to be Christian when your Time Cards and Publisher Cards contain low hours or even worse, being inactive. I am emotionally drained and exhausted from dealing with all the crazy and depressed whackies hanging around our Kingdom Hall. Just once I would love to say "I already gave, please move on to your next Mark!" Pass my message along because I am a done with a helpin you, understand?

John Steinbeck said with grace ""If you're in trouble, or hurt or need - go to the poor people. They're the only ones that'll help - the only ones."
- John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

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Jehovah's Witnesses What Can We Do To Help Our Elders

by BlindersOff1 in

i suggest hire a monkey.. since all elders do if you ask them for help.

is tell a person to.

pray more.

AuntConnie

1. Stop calling them after 7:00 PM!

2. No phone calls during work hours or before 9:00 AM.

3. Offer to pay for gasoline once a year, at the least pleazzzz.

4. Gift cards to Oliver Garden or Red Lobster get old, try a nice steak house.

5. Pay for the dry cleaning bill, we loan them out to Kingdom Halls on Sundays, give them the money to get their suits dry cleaned.

6. Don't make the elders be forced to take the Circuit Overseers out to dinner, this get's old at the Circuit and District Conventions. Why are elders stuck picking the the tab of men who are not afraid to order big! $460.00 was the dinner bill for seven people! They ordered like it was the end of the world, and we got stuck using our credit card. $460.00 for six people eating dinner, no wonder the rank and file avoid offering these endless money pits anything. What part of $15-$25 a drink might cause you to think "Why should Aunt Connie and her Husband sell their souls into financial bondage to pay for our drinks, and meals? We have the appetizers of "Oyster Shooters, Butter flied shrimp and stuffed French Truffles!" I am starting to go Postal thinking of the way we were raided and pillage like the German Vandals left Rome!

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Jehovah's Witnesses What Can We Do To Help Our Elders

by BlindersOff1 in

i suggest hire a monkey.. since all elders do if you ask them for help.

is tell a person to.

pray more.

AuntConnie

The next Rant and Rave will deal with avoiding the costly mistakes of inviting Bethelites, Ciruit and District, Regional Leaders out to dinner. No need to take out a Second on your home.

There is no reason you should invite the raiders of Bethel out to dinner. I thought we learned our lesson until our new credit card came and my husband wanted to show off a "Diamond Credit Card", great idea? It is no different from flashing six, two pound T-bone steaks in the face of starving Lions. We were Morons! "Let's see how far we can max out this credit card at dinner!" Stupid Husband!

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Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 01-27-2013 (FORGIVE ANOTHER)

by blondie in

jw
friends

forgiving one another.

why must we be willing to forgive?.

paragraph 18 = 0. .

AuntConnie

What a bunch of bullshit this magazine was, who really forgives anyone in the Kingdom Hall? We have decades old hatreds not even the Governing Body could undo with all their combined wisdom. I am proud to say, I hate my parents, my sister and her husband, I hate my drunk brother and I hate my husband's Uncle who gave us our first real job.

Forgiveness is something you earn or deserve, not freely applying to anyone ready to screw you over or steal from you. In our Conga, most of the publishers have disowned their family to "Focus On The Theocratic Family (no relation to "Focus On The Family (tm)". I raised my hand all every paragraph and felt none the worse.

I MIGHT FORGIVE BUT I NEVER FORGET THEIR SINS! FORGIVENESS IS EARNED NOT GIVEN. FORGIVENESS IS FOR THOSE WHO DESERVE IT!

Their inability to accept the rampant hatred in our circuit shows they need my husband at HQ. Today's lesson rubbed me the wrong way and I don't like throwing Christian concepts in our way of life. We are to focus on Jehovah, not the ways of Jesus Christ!

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my elderly JW dad--continued

by bigmac in

some readers may recall a thread about my old dad coming to live with me.. after a short time he had to be hospitalised--and now he is in a care home.

ive taken over all his financial affairs--including selling his house.. ive been clearing out the house--and--needless to say--came across tons of wt books--years of old magazines--1000's of them--plus bound volumes going back to the year dot.

i asked him what he wanted me to do with them--and he said dispose of them!.

AuntConnie

BigMac, why would you take your aging Dad into your home when you could be using your time to further the Kingdom Message. Dump them all in old cheap homes run by the County, full of neglect with nurses who cant speak their language! JWN is well aware I hate my parents and (this is absolute truth) I have not spoken to them for seven years on Feb 01 2013 is the Anniversary.

The Watchtower teaches we must cast aside anything (including elderly parents, depressed souls, needy or weak members) that get's in the way of placing literature or making a theocratic name for ourselves in the CONGO.

BigMac, you focus too much on the Christian teaching of Jesus Christ, focus more on the Watchtower minds of New York. Your stress level will drop when you turn all emotion off, it's easy to steamroll people you have no love or compassion for.

Connie's Wisdom for JWs