Topics Started by AuntConnie

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I GET TO STUDY WITH RESURRECTED PIRATES, YOU DON'T!
by AuntConnie in
1. watchtower
2. bible
some saw the picture of the pirate in the wt and laughed...some may have even thought it was inappropriate (all that raping and pillaging!).

but consider, a pirate is the perfect example of a goal for our young ones to motivate them to look to the paradise and potential studies.

pirates don't require higher education...no need for our children to idolize astronauts or politicians.
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STAY AWAY FROM MY KINDGOM HALL," LORD'S EVENING MEAL" INVITATIONS REVOKED!!!!!
by AuntConnie in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i am very angry, pent-up rage call it!

so you will understand why and with great ease this subject is able to flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, because this time of the year is worse than your christmas time jitters!

anxiety, stress, compulsive babbling nuts are invading our service groups!
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SPECIAL SEATING ARRANGEMENTS FOR ELDERS AND ELDERETTES ARE HERE!
by AuntConnie in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
we have special seating arrangements in my kingdom hall where other families know they are not to go near them!

a trouble making family would intentionally take our seats until we made their life hell by lying about them.

they left our paradise kingdom hall and now i am working on changing the color of our the seats(purple, scarlet) the elders and elderettes will be sitting on.
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BADGES COMING TO LOCAL KINGDOM HALLS, FINALLY RESPECT I DESERVE!
by AuntConnie in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
badges are coming to distinguish real christian effort!

1. badges: i want my badge to be different from the other brothers and sisters badges coming!

the society has realized they can't live without us and now they are giving us a little something extra ,it's going to be a blast!
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BADGES COMING TO LOCAL KINGDOM HALLS, FINALLY RESPECT I DESERVE!
by AuntConnie in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
badges are coming to distinguish real christian effort!

1. badges: i want my badge to be different from the other brothers and sisters badges coming!

the society has realized they can't live without us and now they are giving us a little something extra ,it's going to be a blast!
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How Can I Kindly Kick Weak And Unproductive Publishers Out Of My Kingdom Hall?
by AuntConnie in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
unproductive kingdom proclaimers won't leave my kingdom hall, how do i rid our hall of these vultures or turkeys?.

"you can't fly like the eagles if you hang out with turkeys".

after visiting your site, i decided to allow one of the spiritual weak individuals into my car group, it was not easy but you have made valid points i find very self condemning.
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My Husband Said "Victims Of Pedophiles Come Forward Soon, Not Fifteen Or Thirty Years Later!" Right?
by AuntConnie in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
my husband had gotten into a fight with a couple of victims of different pedophiles, he said in all his years of elderhood, "men and women who were sexually assualted came forward when they were old enough, they did not wait for decades to report they were abused.

you must have some kind of false memory or you are just trying to bring shame to the congregations.

" what is the truth of this?.
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Stop Putting Apostate Stickers On My Literature! They "Cost Lots of Money!"
by AuntConnie in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
"true story" the circuit overseer came to our kingdom hall and read us the riot act (local needs style) "magazines of this quality are not free, they cost money and we are not generating enough donations to defray the cost of the magazines(or running the top of the line printing presses) i get my ass out of bed to place literature in the laundray cleaning, coin opperated shops and some asshole puts his apostate stickers on our magazines.

do you know how hard it is to get up at 6:00 am and how expensive those magazines are costing the organization to print?

please stop defiling our literature, i dont post hateful stickers on your website so please leave my magazines alone.
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Publishers Need A Background Check Before Moving To My Kingdom Hall.
by AuntConnie in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
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background check first.. .
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Good Reasons To Hate Every Weak And Ex-Jehovah Witness.
by AuntConnie in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
1. my husband's time is finite, it's wasted on spouses arguing over money, sex or family mattters with stupid home visits.. .

i hate people's constant open hand for money, it's the weak individuals asking others to pull their weight.

my family worked extra hours instead of begging the strong members for district assembly money, cat food for seven cats or tiny little rag-a-muffins weiner dogs.. .