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  HOTEL CALIFORNIA...and beyond

  by tijkmo in

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  i was travelling at the weekend and decided to put the eagles hotel california in the cd player...i have always liked this album but due to my recent music studies i listened to it in a different light...we have been discussing the importance of presentation aswell as good music...and it struck me that this cd has it all...proper balance, the right mix of guitar and keyboard, of heavy and light, of rock and acoustic, great ballads, great lyrics, and great vocals and harmonies, great opening, brilliant ending fade-out.... and all done without drugs.

  so whats your favorite eagles top 5. mine are in this order..... no 5.....new kid in town.

  no 4.....the sad cafe.

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  twolips

  Well everyone knows SATAN produced that album . ;-)
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  Post your "top tips"

  by ballistic in

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  save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate.

  - mr. kvl 741y.

  buy a television set exactly like your neighbours.

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  twolips

  I'ts better to remain silent then to prove you are an anti-american ass
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  Do the Witnesses really know how to survive the "Great Tribulation"?

  by JH in

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  lets say that there is a "great tribulation" in our time, how will the average witness survive it?

  first of all, they don't even know what it is, or when it will happen.

  the great tribulation could be a nuclear war or anything man made.

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  twolips

  Dont ya know , we are all going to meet at the book study for futher directions So you had better make sure you are regular there or they wont let you in when it comes...;-)
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  Where is MIN?

  by hamsterbait in

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  this compulsive posterbater usually posts every single day!.

  omg!

  does he need a kidney?

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  twolips

  Ask his wife.
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  OMG FLAMES... OMG!!! The SPACE SHUTTLE!!!! OMG... Turn on TV NOW!!!!!!

  by SixofNine in

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  they've launched that beast once again.

  who knew it went of with such a big bang?

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  twolips

  Damn it Six,

  I turned on the tv and it's some dude on Larry King holding a 2 pound frog.
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  Movies that were supposed to suck but you thought were good...

  by FMZ in

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  thanks for the idea dan :p. gia with angelina jolie.

  an amazingly well acted movie.

  loved it, everyone else seemed to hate it though..

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  twolips

  Origanal Sin-

  This movie really did suck, but I had to watch it twice.

  It has Angelina Jolie and Antonio Bandarres in some of the hottest sex seens I had seen in awhile.

  It's about a man whos bride is coming to marry him , they have never seen each other before..etc. The plot doesn't really matter, but there is a mystery .
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  What would be on your 1.00 per day menu, and could you do it?

  by SixofNine in

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  imagine that you're givin the opportunity to win a substantial prize (say, 5000 dollars and a make-out session with angelina jolie or sam shepherd) if you can a) live for 60 days on one dollar per day, and b) retain your health better than other contestants.. ah, screw that, that's silly.

  what would be your menu if you had to live on one dollar per day, and you could not accept free food?

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  twolips

  I've done this for over 1 month. 2 and a half months actually.

  A diet of brown rice with adzuki or mung beens. You alternate the beens. They are seasoned with dahl spices and tamari/soysause. Green tea for beverage.

  It's a diet that has been said to cure diseases in the natural medicine world.
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  Can You Spot A Jehovah's Witness???

  by minimus in

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  are you able to tell if someone is a jw just by looking or listening to a person?

  what are the give away signs that make you just know that they're a witness?

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  twolips

  I live in a smaller tourist area. Very casual.

  So seeing three men in a four door sedan is very unusaul. I can't help but wonder who's in trouble now.
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  OMG....they had Threesome's in bible days!!!

  by gumby in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  who woulda thunk?

  "and if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

  leviticus 20.14. sick bastards!.

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  twolips

  Gumby

  Of course it's unofficial,, smoking will get you in more trouble than boinking
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  OMG....they had Threesome's in bible days!!!

  by gumby in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  who woulda thunk?

  "and if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

  leviticus 20.14. sick bastards!.

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  twolips

  Oh but if your name is LOt, you can boink both your daughters and say you had a few to many highballs (pun intended) and not be BBQed.