I learned that talking in a monotone, saying so little with so many words, can get one praised as a fantastic speaker; while saying something logical or with a little feeling will get you chastised.
I learned that readiing a six word comment out of the WT and adding twelve useless words would get one praised for being so knowlegable; while giving a comment using just your own words will get you chastised.
I learned how to sleep with my eyes open.