good work gentlemen .. now let's cocentrate I think I heard something...
unclebruce
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unclebruce
Hush now everybody ..let's see if we can call bro clam the old fashioned way .... now how did Port Norlunga nan do this?..Oh yes it's all comming back to me now ...is there anytbody out there? .. Are you there brother Clam? ...dear friend Clam please knock once if you are here with us tonight ... and knock twice if you're not ..
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unclebruce
We could hold a seance
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Why Johnny Can't Add
by wanderlustguy instole this from another site.... math 1950-2005:.
last week i purchased a burger at burger king for.
the counter girl took my $2 and i was digging.
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unclebruce
That's an amazing little mind trick MidWeekCuckoo
I'm sitting here trying to work out why it works ...aha! Found the part that causes the mind flip:
....Now add 20. Now add another 1000..
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No, really, this WILL make you laugh out loud!
by sf incan riches make you happy?
what is the relationship between money and happiness?
do you think that riches would make you happy?.
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unclebruce
I love it whe the Society heads articles with sayings like: "King Solomon knew what makes a person happy. Do you?"
I sure do brother watchtower:
Dear Jehovah,
for my birthday I'd like a huge palace with 600 bedrooms and 1200 concubines.
Through Jesus Christ amen.
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the email of impending Doom....
by Oroborus21 inhas anyone else gotten this email?.
from : bill [email protected].
subject : urgent information to all current and ex-jehovah witnesses!open letter to all jehovahs witnesses & ex-jehovah witnesses
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unclebruce
This cults view on adultery and fornication is really weird. Basically you can do anything you like with someone else apart from ejaculate into her vagina and even then you can ejaculate into her vagina but it has to be into a condom. Only if you ejaculate into someone else's vagina is it adultery and fornication
Hey Doc, that too has the hall mark of Bibleman. If so people are getting mighty excited over a harmless homeless person .
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Anyone ever just picked up and moved far away
by Cabin in the woods inhas anyone here ever just gotten so sick of it all that they just packed up their belongings and pets and left?.
did you know people in the place that you went to?
how did you find work?.
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unclebruce
Has anyone here ever just gotten so sick of it all that they just packed up their belongings and pets and left?
Yes several times. My uncle Lyle was a gentle happy bloke who didn't talk much and wasn't much for goodbyes. You'd just look arround and he'd be gone. When he, with his wife and kids, left our congregation to travell around australia towing a caravan (trailer) there were no farewells, they were just gone. There was a lot of grumbling about this but I knew it was uncle Lyle's way and I thought it was very cool.
How did you do it? Did you know people in the place that you went to? How did you find work?
When I decided to "leave the truth", I just packed a big trailer, strapped my pre-school girls in the back of the car with some talking winne the pooh and garfield books with headphones and headed east to Sydney 1,000 miles away. I imediately started a small carpentry businesss. We never told a soul and only told my inlaws a day or so before we left. A few JW friends were very annoyed that they couln't arange a farewell party.
Was it a big social shock like from country to large city?
Yes, I thought Sydney would be a big bad city but it is the opposite. People are better drivers and much more open and friendly than they are in snobby Adelaide. Sydney is more like 100 towns butted together than one homogenous city. I lived in little Arabia for several years and my work took me to practically every street in Sydney so I know it really well and barely need a street directory.
Was it worth it in the end?
Yes. Struggling with work and a big city mortgage was hard but my girls grew up in a big city, with a sophisticated well rounded independant view of life.
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Baptismal date, do you remember?
by Jourles inyesterday was my 15th year anniversary of being baptized.
may 11, 1991. i'm not sure it counts anymore since i was df'd last feb. 3, 2005, but still, it is a remarkable period of time to pass by and reflect on what changes have occurred.. i was 18 years old.
the "internet" was barely a blip.
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unclebruce
I don't remember.
Was I a strong JW? I always believed it all.....while wondering at the back of my mind if it was all nonsense. I always had some secret misbehaviour.
I think I was 15. Maybe 14.
I wasn't overtly coerced into it. It was more a case of having always known it was what I had to do.
LOL at the kitty! Excuse me but there is something very funny and sweet and poetic about your post. I can't stop reading it over and over .. I love the way your thoughts are conversing .. thankyou
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Did you know any jw who made money off "immoral" businesses?
by snarf ini married into a jw family, my husband, now ex, was df'd at the time, but reinstated.
after he was reinstated he started doing business with a strip club, cleaning it on a daily basis.
at first he made me do it, but i had major issues, there were naked pics posted everywhere, and a porn shop with all sorts of toys that were sold in the club as well.
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unclebruce
come here please snarf ..a
squeezehug is in order (((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))At least you're out of there. It's funny what some JWs can get away with or convince themselves is acceptable. Some are good at playing the system. One of my sisters, an active witness, was married to a worldly guy. When they divorced she moved in with another worldly guy. The Elders came to council her but somehow she fobed them off. From what I heard she confused the crap out of them and they didn't know how to proceed. My sisters are quite unusual. They laugh and think the Elders are joking when they start comming over heavy.That combined with the saying "if you can't bluff them with science baffle them with bull shit" somehow keeps them out of the backroom.
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Baptismal date, do you remember?
by Jourles inyesterday was my 15th year anniversary of being baptized.
may 11, 1991. i'm not sure it counts anymore since i was df'd last feb. 3, 2005, but still, it is a remarkable period of time to pass by and reflect on what changes have occurred.. i was 18 years old.
the "internet" was barely a blip.
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unclebruce
October 28th 1972 buggered if I can remmember my birthday though
