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  what is your favorite movie?

  by airwlk149 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what is everyone's favorite movie?.

  and why?.

  mine is 'never been kissed' with drew barrymore because that was me in high school!!!!

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  Valis

  Lyin, I'm sure the president of the NRA appreciates your ongoing support...heheh

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  NEW BOOK! Awakening of a JW: Escape From the WTS

  by seemybook in

  1. social
  2. current

  awakening of a jehovah's witness: escape from the watchtower society.

  author: diane wilson.

  (foreword and appendix by jerry bergman, ph.d.).

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  Valis

  YOU ARE SPAMMING THE BOARD!!!

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  what is your favorite movie?

  by airwlk149 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what is everyone's favorite movie?.

  and why?.

  mine is 'never been kissed' with drew barrymore because that was me in high school!!!!

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  Valis

  Sisters and Brothers, let us not forget Logan's Run. There is no renewal, there is no sanctuary, try poking around the confines of the machine's reality and you will get chased, cast out, hounded, interrogated, and then lead to its final downfall....don't forget to hug your Truth Book while watching...oh and lots of cats too....

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  i found this in my memory box...

  by airwlk149 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was looking in my memory box and i found this:.

  a theocratic garden.

  personal study.

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  Valis

  5 Rows of Peas:
  Personal Stagnation
  Preaching Free Air Baths For Everyone
  Preparation For A paradise That Will never Come
  Preseverance In The Face Of The Truth
  Prayer

  5 Rows of Squash:
  Squash Honest Conversation Among The Flock
  Squash The Notion We Don't have A Pedophile Plan of Action
  Squash Thoe Who Would Distrub Jehovahs Loving Arrangement
  Squash Notice To Congregation of Pedophile Prescence
  Squash Testimony of The Abused

  5 Rows of Turnips:
  Turnip for theJudicial Committee
  Turnip and Lie for the Theocratic Warfare
  Turnip for the Bookstudy of Propaganda
  Turnip for the Public Talk From Volunteers
  Turnip for the Watchtower Study In Idiocy

  5 Rows of Lettuce:
  Lettuce continue to show love for one another except victims of abuse
  Lettuce continue to press on in maturity, get old, die and take the WT with you
  Lettuce keep ourselves without a spot from the world, except when we need our own civil rights defended
  Lettuce keep a strong hold on the word of life, but not the bible
  Lettuce do all we can to magnify Jehovah's name under the spotlight of scrutiny

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Ugggg, I'm sick. :(

  by Elsewhere in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  i'm not sure what i've got, but it feels a lot like the flu.

  i'm not congested or coughing, but i feel awful.

  aches and pains and my skin is very sensitive.

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  Valis

  I admonished you to stop reading the Life Everlasting book....now look what's happened...

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Top 10 ways to get rid of Dubs at the door

  by absolutelynoone in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  10. when they ask, "can i talk to you about god?

  " reply, "sure, what would you like to know?

  9. answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "i'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour?

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  Valis

  TR...and post it here....that thread would definitely be the most read of all time..heheh

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Elder with arrest warrant

  by Insider in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  what would you think if you discovered that a local elder had a warrant for his arrest?

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  Valis

  heheh just call the constable and tell em where he'll be at least three times a week...heheh

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  My War Story

  by Bendrr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just thought i'd share this with you.. back when i was in the gulf war, i saw some action.. we were on a chopper that encountered heavy fire, killing the crew and troops everyone but me.

  i made it out as the chopper went down, grabbing an m-60 light machine gun, a field radio, and (what a suprise!

  ) a case of beer.. i radioed for extraction, and got to work on the beer while i waited.. wouldn't you know it, the dang iraqi showed up a hundred strong!.

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  Valis

  must have been Colt 45...the quicker malt liquor!

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Animation graphics in the text field

  by SEAKEN2001 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know some of you are not going to appreciate this and it probably won't start a movement that will affect a change but it will make me feel better to rant.. i find it very distracting to have moving graphics in the field of text, where we are supposed to be reading.

  perhaps many of you are used to listening to the radio while studying for a test, as i have often seen depicted on tv, presumably in humor.

  it may be humorous but it is not conducive to actual retention and meaningful meditation.

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  Valis

  So he starts whining because Princess give him a good drubbing when he was a kid or is it an inherited trait? *L* just kidding....maybe..

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Did the Resurrection really happen?

  by thinker in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  was written next and makes a brief mention of the resurrection and ascension; which includes a conspiracy theory about the body being stolen (matt.

  where did jesus first appear?

  where else did jesus appear?

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  Valis

  All would not have suffered like this for what they knew to be a hoax.

  Tell that to the Branch Dividians,the followers of Jim Jones, Heaven's Gate members, Charlie Manson's victims, oh but wait....they're all dead aren't they? Just when you thought it was safe to be in a cult!

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer