a bit of shell fish in a vent opening is always good after a couple days....oh and the post that holds the chair back is a great place for a few choice crustaceans to putrify...
Sincerely.
District Overbeer
Posts by Valis
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36Have you out-grown playing pranks?
by noidea inmy daughter was on my pc and i was still signed into my im.
i was trying to take a nap.
anyway, a fellow member of this board ..who shall remain nameless signed in on im and my daughter told them i was napping, this then made me a prime target for a prank..
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GOING DOWN TO THE WIRE
by You Know inthings are gettn interestinger and interestinger every day.
on the international scene any number of scenarios can serve as triggers to set off wwiii, or the tribulation, whatever you may prefer to call it.
the next cross-border atrocity by rogue militants could easily detonate a conflagration between nuclear-poised india and pakistan.
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Valis
To some extent the apostate accusations are true, that Jehovah's Witnesses are followers of men and not God, so the coming demise of the Watchtower will allow each Witness the opportunity to demonstrate their faith more directly to God under the most trying of circumstances. The thing is, that if we are confused going in, it will be difficult to see our way clear.
What is all this "more directly" business? There is no notion of JWs not going throught the tribulation without each other...for better or worse,... you seem to want to branch out and have the You Know Kingdom Hall of You Know's Witnesses......like you so gracefully said without regard for the English language...
Things are gettn interestinger and interestinger every day.
Please come to an Apostafest so you can be fixed....
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What do you do for fun?
by WildTurkey inwhat do you like to do for fun?
lyineyes, and i love to dance at our favorite night club.
oh by the way, i want to know what kind of entertainment you enjoy with your jeans up.
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Well....let's see...Wt it depends on what I'm doing....
Usual: hang out entertain all kinds of freaks, drink beer and get lit.........get lit again
Interesting: Drink beer, get lit, go to mainstream movie w/chickie, get lit again, have dinner, repeat lit and drinking part....possible chingale'......get lit again
Gets Better: Take chickie out...have dinner...have drinks...hit New Fine Arts Adult/Discreet Movie Theater for a few hours of video fun.........get lit again
Fun: Camping: Repeat lit and drinking part, and include nasty girls w/little clothing and plenty of insect repellant......get lit again.
The Best:: Willing apostate sisters who are not camera shy, who really need a good rebuke...and ......get lit again
Sincerely.
District Overbeer
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Weird Origami performed on a $20 Bill
by Tallyman inokay.. not jw-related.. monday.. slow day.. but, i saw this a few minutes ago, after hearing someone.
mention it last nite on radio when i was in the throes .
of my insominianity.... i've experimented with origami, or the art of paper folding,.
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Valis
looks like double penetration to me...}:)
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OWWWW!! I looked at the sun!! It is the end!
by Valis innow that i can't see....just a thought, jws never use eclipses as evidence of the end times, but volcanoes and other natural occurences are fair game, some science is ok, but not too much....just a little spiritual junk food for today, who is going to volunteer and answer?
you know if you don't there is a good drubbing waitng at home...... sincerely.
district overbeer
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Valis
Now that I can't see....Just a thought, JWs never use eclipses as evidence of the end times, but volcanoes and other natural occurences are fair game, some science is ok, but not too much....just a little spiritual junk food for today, who is going to volunteer and answer? You know if you don't there is a good drubbing waitng at home.....
Sincerely
District Overbeer
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Valis
Well Violet, I guess you won't be seeing him in a paradise on earth...
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What are some of the lousiest jobs out there?
by Soledad ini think that any job that involves customer service or dealing with the public really sucks!
i used to be a bank teller for 4 years, i finally got fired for letting this one obnoxious customer really have it!
some of the worst type of customers were the ones who left their brains who knows where.
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Valis
jerking-off bulls, horses, pigs, and pinching turkeys for their semen for artificial insemination
ummm...thewiz...some apostates make good money doing that...
Sincerely.
District Overbeer
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What are some of the lousiest jobs out there?
by Soledad ini think that any job that involves customer service or dealing with the public really sucks!
i used to be a bank teller for 4 years, i finally got fired for letting this one obnoxious customer really have it!
some of the worst type of customers were the ones who left their brains who knows where.
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Valis
Full time pioneering....
Sincerely.
District Overbeer
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Valis
Nice pic WT...last time I took the girls fishing I got outfished.....
Valis of the "doesn't like talking about being outfished by a five year old" class
Sincerely.
District Overbeer
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Kid Pics
by Valis injust got back from the hill country of southern texas, got to see the chickens and go swimming in the guadalupe.
some of you might have noticed that the last couple of weeks i've been on a bit of a tear....well, i feel much better for having seen the kiddies and their living arrangements and general condition.
here are some of their pics and you can find the rest at the following url...i would have embedded the url, but there are too many pics for all of that.
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Thanks all.....if I hadn't been around the board talking to all of you, I probably would have done something horribly stoooooopid before they left...thanks to all for the thoughts.
Sincerely.
District Overbeer