What no coconuts????????????? bwhwhahhahahaa
Glad you had such a wonderful time, nothing like a dinner cruise of lobster!!! whoohooo live it up!!
Ven
yesterday, the kids surprised us with a sunset dinner cruise, as their gift to us for our anniversary.
it was very elegant, on the top deck of a large catamaran, dining vessel, off of waikiki and diamond head.
we had waiters (not a buffet) and great entertainment.
What no coconuts????????????? bwhwhahhahahaa
Glad you had such a wonderful time, nothing like a dinner cruise of lobster!!! whoohooo live it up!!
Ven
what are some of the stupidest comments made in the watchtower, or by a circuit overseer or elder that you've never forgotten?
the one about" the rapist being human" too, ranks right up there....like we're supposed to feel bad for him?
Co's encouraging comments:
If you can go to the mall, you can go to the hall
If you can go to the beach, you can preach
If you can go to the store, you can go to the door'
Wonder how long he spent dreaming those lil 'gems' up hahahahha
Ven
what are some of your favorite jw catch phrases?.
"food at the proper time".
"spiritualy weak".
How about the redundent phrase in nearly every prayer " thank you for the provisions that have been provided" whaaaaaaaaaaaa??????
'Percycution' (read foneticaly); and 'theocronic warefare'
Ven
my 1st grandchild finally arrived yesterday, the 27th!
she's the 1st child in our family born outside "the truth" in 67 yrs.
and she's cute if i say so myself!
Well this is the best news 've heard all morning (disregard the fact that I just woke up [;])
Losing my neice was the hardest thing for my parents, they were wonderful parents and loved their grandaughter to peices, breaks my heart to see it. I guess I need to hurry up and have some more for em hahhahahha
Ven
after a year of doubting if i would ever be free from feeling ties to the wt, i am proud to be known as an apostate.
before i was so concerned with what some of the "friends" , would think of me, how they would think the worst of me for being an apostate.
now i hope they do think about me,,,,,,,, i hope they know i want nothing to do with most of them.
Apostasy according to the Elder book means 'a turning away from a former belief'
Which I told the elders "well then every JW that has kept up with 'present truth' and 'new light' is an apostate (big chessy grin)" they were all stunned, so one said well lets see what Websters says, so he went and got a 'worldly' source for the definiton bwwahahhahahahahah.
Lying your a sweetie pie and I'm soo happy your happy and freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
'Aposate, hmmm you say that like it's a bad thing "
Ven
Proud to be 'Apostate' klass
just watched an episode of 80s sitcom 'married with children', al & peggy get mixed up with a gay couple, fairly funny stuff!
anyhoo.... there's a neat scene were al, answering his front door, says to himself 'i hope it's a jw cuz i feel like a nice deep chat' (or something like that) & he picks up a baseball bat as he opens the door!!
like i said, fairly funny stuff, but it got me thinking: what other tv shows/movies feature scenes with (or ref to) jws???
I can't remember exactly how it goes maybe someone can help me but in John Grishams 'The Rainmaker' Matt Damon goes to the door as a lawyer, and the old lady doesn't want to open it because she says he looks like a JW, he says no JW mam. wish I could remember better.
Ven
life without tobasco.................could you go on?????
mac, of the "i think not" class .
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Hmmm I don't like the flavor of tabasco for some reason. I use Crystal or Chalula. I do like the really spicy on 'slap my ass and call me sally' at a mexican resturant
Ven
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it will return shortly.edited by - happy_guy_of_goodness on 28 december 2002 22:24:41.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! The suspense is killing me
Ven
) i hit "refresh" to see what replies are to a topic or what new threads come up between every 5 to 15 mins......
) i hit this forum as soon as i wake up, read forum as i am eating breakfast, read forum again after i finished showering, hit forum while i am getting dressed, hit forum last minute before leaving for work and hit forum when i get home from work.. *passes on thread to the next poster*.
from the "hitting the refresh button" class.... yizuman.
I hate to say it but it's my homepage hahahah I mean it's where I check first so that's logical right!!!!!!!
Ven
we can't agree on a name for our soon to be born baby boy.. i love the name tristen.
he hates it.. he wants a basic name like bobby, tony, etc.. is there a name that sounds like tristen but isn't?.
give me some ideas if you can.
Or you could make everyone happy and call him 'Jobert'
Mom likes the name Hayden for a boy I think it's kool too, I like last names for boys provided they go well with their actual last name.
Ohhh and another side note please don't name him 'Rory' I can NOT pronounce that one.
Ven
Edited by - VeniceIT on 27 December 2002 23:21:47